Clarrie Maguire
@problemchimp.bsky.social
Sometimes bread is better.
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i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
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Kinda sucks how one day you’ll post stuff like “does the Grinch use the toilet?” and then the next it has to be “I reject those who worship death”
January 7, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Kinda sucks how one day you’ll post stuff like “does the Grinch use the toilet?” and then the next it has to be “I reject those who worship death”
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i am reading sherlock holmes lately and every conversation is like
WATSON: that is a chair, is it not, holmes
SHERLOCK: oh, watson, you fool, you absolute mockery of a man, that is a CHAISE and a man was killed in it this morning
WATSON: that is a chair, is it not, holmes
SHERLOCK: oh, watson, you fool, you absolute mockery of a man, that is a CHAISE and a man was killed in it this morning
January 8, 2026 at 12:23 PM
i am reading sherlock holmes lately and every conversation is like
WATSON: that is a chair, is it not, holmes
SHERLOCK: oh, watson, you fool, you absolute mockery of a man, that is a CHAISE and a man was killed in it this morning
WATSON: that is a chair, is it not, holmes
SHERLOCK: oh, watson, you fool, you absolute mockery of a man, that is a CHAISE and a man was killed in it this morning
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There are people who still don't understand that you can do everything right--you can do everything they tell you--and you will still be shot in the face.
January 8, 2026 at 1:14 AM
There are people who still don't understand that you can do everything right--you can do everything they tell you--and you will still be shot in the face.
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I promise you, you'll never guess which "politics" they're referring to
January 4, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I promise you, you'll never guess which "politics" they're referring to
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🗣️ it has arrived
MBMBaM 795: The Naming of 2026 | Maximum Fun
Another year, another chance to really grind down and dig up all the different ways we can to slant-rhyme with six. And twenty. Maybe. Buckle up, it’s about to get weird – we’re on the way to fist cit...
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January 5, 2026 at 7:44 PM
🗣️ it has arrived
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OM effin’ G
BREAKING. Enormous news in the hockey romance world...
I am thrilled to announce that CHECK, PLEASE!: YEAR FIVE, a brand new volume of Check, Please! will be serialized in 2026. #omgcp 🏒🥧💕
I am thrilled to announce that CHECK, PLEASE!: YEAR FIVE, a brand new volume of Check, Please! will be serialized in 2026. #omgcp 🏒🥧💕
January 5, 2026 at 8:01 PM
OM effin’ G
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birds do it
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
January 5, 2026 at 3:55 PM
birds do it
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
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The Forbidden Bovril
Advert, Cyclists’ Touring Club Gazette, May 1882: “Cyclists ride 100 miles ... without fatigue by the use of
BARRY'S BEEF & COCA LOZENGES,
Which are composed of the Finest Extract of English Beef, combined with the Concentrated Preparation of [cocaine].”
BARRY'S BEEF & COCA LOZENGES,
Which are composed of the Finest Extract of English Beef, combined with the Concentrated Preparation of [cocaine].”
January 3, 2026 at 8:21 PM
The Forbidden Bovril
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Every notice tells a story.
January 3, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Every notice tells a story.
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Can I offer you a terrible collage of Quetzalcoatl checking in on his self-sabotage in these troubled times?
January 3, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Can I offer you a terrible collage of Quetzalcoatl checking in on his self-sabotage in these troubled times?
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It’s a dark night when you look at the news and are forced to admit that you no longer believe in the power of the FIFA peace prize
January 3, 2026 at 7:06 AM
It’s a dark night when you look at the news and are forced to admit that you no longer believe in the power of the FIFA peace prize
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live rolling news was a mistake
January 3, 2026 at 8:39 AM
live rolling news was a mistake
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When you dare the dog to show up in the human's bedroom for an ass-kicking, and she shows up
January 2, 2026 at 5:25 PM
When you dare the dog to show up in the human's bedroom for an ass-kicking, and she shows up
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me seeing an article about the 25 Hottest and Most Popular Celebrities: haha who are any of these people?
me seeing a screenshot of a horrible post by CeleriusAvignon8888, Based Viscount of the New Bayesian Duchy of Pure Reason: oh it's this fuckin guy again
me seeing a screenshot of a horrible post by CeleriusAvignon8888, Based Viscount of the New Bayesian Duchy of Pure Reason: oh it's this fuckin guy again
August 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
me seeing an article about the 25 Hottest and Most Popular Celebrities: haha who are any of these people?
me seeing a screenshot of a horrible post by CeleriusAvignon8888, Based Viscount of the New Bayesian Duchy of Pure Reason: oh it's this fuckin guy again
me seeing a screenshot of a horrible post by CeleriusAvignon8888, Based Viscount of the New Bayesian Duchy of Pure Reason: oh it's this fuckin guy again
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Folks, she brought a whole plate of spaghetti to the broadcast center to do her headshot. She then houses that spaghetti.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
January 2, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Folks, she brought a whole plate of spaghetti to the broadcast center to do her headshot. She then houses that spaghetti.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
Happy new year. Kiss your people and try not to be a cop.
January 1, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Happy new year. Kiss your people and try not to be a cop.
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No more champagne and the fireworks are through...
ABBA - Happy New Year (Video)
YouTube video by AbbaVEVO
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January 1, 2026 at 12:15 AM
No more champagne and the fireworks are through...
Just bought a zine pissed in the pub on NYE sometimes the internet is good actually
December 31, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Just bought a zine pissed in the pub on NYE sometimes the internet is good actually
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On the 30th December 2010 Bobby from Boney M passed away, on the same date and in the same city that Rasputin died. I'm always astounded that more people aren't astonished by this fact.
December 31, 2025 at 4:03 PM
On the 30th December 2010 Bobby from Boney M passed away, on the same date and in the same city that Rasputin died. I'm always astounded that more people aren't astonished by this fact.
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orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing
December 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing