Hieronymous J Doom
@hjdoom.bsky.social
Podcaster, gamebook designer, disappointment. Queer. He/him.
Genuinely furious to discover that almonds aren't even a fucking nut. They're a fucking drupe. First peanuts and then cashews and now almonds. Do nuts even exist? I've been lied to my whole life.
February 14, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Genuinely furious to discover that almonds aren't even a fucking nut. They're a fucking drupe. First peanuts and then cashews and now almonds. Do nuts even exist? I've been lied to my whole life.
Finished work for the day and it says here my reward is going to the gym on a Saturday because past me was too hungover on Friday. That surely can't be right?
February 14, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Finished work for the day and it says here my reward is going to the gym on a Saturday because past me was too hungover on Friday. That surely can't be right?
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i often think about this review
February 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
i often think about this review
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February 14, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Love how MasterChef always finishes with "next time on MasterChef..." as though it's a cliff hanger even though we all know it's just going to be some cunts cooking whole Marcus Waring glowers at them again.
February 12, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Love how MasterChef always finishes with "next time on MasterChef..." as though it's a cliff hanger even though we all know it's just going to be some cunts cooking whole Marcus Waring glowers at them again.
Hear me out. We should make competitive helter-skelter an Olympic sport.
February 12, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Hear me out. We should make competitive helter-skelter an Olympic sport.
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Genuinely enthused that Zack Polanski's line is "the greens aren't splitting the left, we ARE the left." It hammers home that Labour want to claim leftwing votes whilst being obviously on the right. It's not splitting the vote if the current fuckers don't represent your interests at all.
February 12, 2026 at 9:31 AM
Genuinely enthused that Zack Polanski's line is "the greens aren't splitting the left, we ARE the left." It hammers home that Labour want to claim leftwing votes whilst being obviously on the right. It's not splitting the vote if the current fuckers don't represent your interests at all.
I'm starting a new podcast deep dive into Mystic Knights of Tir Na Nog, the Irish themed Power Rangers knock off inexplicably made by the same people who made Power Rangers. www.hauntedphonograph.com/popular-anti...
S3E1 - Mystic Knights of Tir Na Nog: Legend of the Ancient Scroll — Haunted Phonograph
It’s time for a new season of Popular Antiquarian and this time our main focus is going to be Mystic Knights of Tir Na Nog, the weird Irish themed Power Rangers knock off from 1998. In this first epis...
www.hauntedphonograph.com
February 10, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I'm starting a new podcast deep dive into Mystic Knights of Tir Na Nog, the Irish themed Power Rangers knock off inexplicably made by the same people who made Power Rangers. www.hauntedphonograph.com/popular-anti...
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Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad
Discord will soon require face scans or ID for all users, or restrict access
Discord will soon require face scans or ID for all users, or restrict access
Discord has announced a major change coming to the service as part of its aim to improve teen safety features. Starting in March, all users globally will be required to submit age verification via a face scan or submitted ID, or be given teen-level access restrictions.
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9to5mac.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad
Don't want to brag but I saw the actual sun today and I haven't needed to wear a hat indoors.
February 9, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Don't want to brag but I saw the actual sun today and I haven't needed to wear a hat indoors.
Less good at being a shadowy puppet master than Dominic Cummings is quite the accolade for McSweeney. It’s like being a less threatening vampire than Count Duckula.
February 8, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Less good at being a shadowy puppet master than Dominic Cummings is quite the accolade for McSweeney. It’s like being a less threatening vampire than Count Duckula.
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Little cosmic tech Rogue Trader Space Marine, ya know, just for fun.
February 7, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Little cosmic tech Rogue Trader Space Marine, ya know, just for fun.
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Happy Buster Crabbe's birthday!
February 7, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Happy Buster Crabbe's birthday!
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I’d forgotten this one! It’s even got a “The [Geometric noun]” so you know the architects categorically do not mean business.
February 7, 2026 at 10:49 AM
I’d forgotten this one! It’s even got a “The [Geometric noun]” so you know the architects categorically do not mean business.
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Let’s be honest: in many of these winter Olympic “sports”, the snow is doing most of the work. An unexpected thaw would expose these so-called athletes for the frauds they are
February 6, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Let’s be honest: in many of these winter Olympic “sports”, the snow is doing most of the work. An unexpected thaw would expose these so-called athletes for the frauds they are
Dreamed I was bitten by a venomous chimpanzee lads.
February 6, 2026 at 10:04 AM
Dreamed I was bitten by a venomous chimpanzee lads.
Saddened to hear of the death of John Virgo who was very much my archetypal snooker commentator. Glad to have heard him one last time at the Masters a couple of months ago. He’ll be much missed.
February 4, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Saddened to hear of the death of John Virgo who was very much my archetypal snooker commentator. Glad to have heard him one last time at the Masters a couple of months ago. He’ll be much missed.
Finished writing my new game book ‘Mr Blobby and the Propaganda of the Deed.’ It’s very stupid and also 41,000 words and 581 passages because when I commit to something stupid I absolutely commit.
February 3, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Finished writing my new game book ‘Mr Blobby and the Propaganda of the Deed.’ It’s very stupid and also 41,000 words and 581 passages because when I commit to something stupid I absolutely commit.
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I know 2m20s is a fairly big commitment for a Bluesky video - but I do think this is top 0.001% output from a local news station.
I watch it at least once a year, every February. Take a look.
I watch it at least once a year, every February. Take a look.
Happy worst month of the year to all those who observe
February 1, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I know 2m20s is a fairly big commitment for a Bluesky video - but I do think this is top 0.001% output from a local news station.
I watch it at least once a year, every February. Take a look.
I watch it at least once a year, every February. Take a look.
The adoration of the mushroom cloud. Forthcoming album artwork.
February 1, 2026 at 7:43 PM
The adoration of the mushroom cloud. Forthcoming album artwork.
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in *2018*
JK Rowling's team invited Jeffery Epstein to the deathly hallows play and to a Harry potter dinner.
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov
February 1, 2026 at 5:01 PM
in *2018*
Been playing around seeing if I can adapt some of Vomir's uncompromising approach to noise music to something more rhythmic for an album exploring the crushing effects of routine. Vomir is arguably easier to listen to than a single snare drum at 100 BPM with the treble pushed.
January 29, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Been playing around seeing if I can adapt some of Vomir's uncompromising approach to noise music to something more rhythmic for an album exploring the crushing effects of routine. Vomir is arguably easier to listen to than a single snare drum at 100 BPM with the treble pushed.
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much is made of "meat's back on the menu boys" but personally I'm quite compelled by the Uruk Hai complaining about days-old bread, man's been alive for at most two weeks, was grown from some revolting fleshy underground alien womb and already he yearns for a warm baguette
January 28, 2026 at 10:16 PM
much is made of "meat's back on the menu boys" but personally I'm quite compelled by the Uruk Hai complaining about days-old bread, man's been alive for at most two weeks, was grown from some revolting fleshy underground alien womb and already he yearns for a warm baguette