Hieronymous J Doom
@hjdoom.bsky.social
Podcaster, gamebook designer, disappointment. Queer. He/him.
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DOOM on PC Speaker/Beeper for sound is a vibe all of its own.
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
DOOM on PC Speaker/Beeper for sound is a vibe all of its own.
The next Bond film should clearly be about the new Bond having to find and secure the rotting penis of the previous Bond so Q branch can turn into a special irradiated dildo to assassinate the insatiable reincarnation of Catherine the Great who has seized control of Russia's nuclear arsenal.
November 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The next Bond film should clearly be about the new Bond having to find and secure the rotting penis of the previous Bond so Q branch can turn into a special irradiated dildo to assassinate the insatiable reincarnation of Catherine the Great who has seized control of Russia's nuclear arsenal.
It's like if Anne Frank's parents went out to raise awareness of the dangers of letting your child write too much in their diary.
This is what kills me. If Esther Ghey wants to talk about the dangers of kids being online too much, she can talk about radicalization, about bigotry, about the dehumanizing ideas of trans people Brianna's killers were exposed to.
She doesn't, she talks exclusively about Brianna's social media use.
She doesn't, she talks exclusively about Brianna's social media use.
putting her phone in a pouch would have made her killers less transphobic and violent?
November 11, 2025 at 8:28 AM
It's like if Anne Frank's parents went out to raise awareness of the dangers of letting your child write too much in their diary.
Observed my usual Remembrance Sunday tradition of going to a Quaker Meeting instead of the civil service. An hour of quiet prayer much preferable to the civil service.
November 9, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Observed my usual Remembrance Sunday tradition of going to a Quaker Meeting instead of the civil service. An hour of quiet prayer much preferable to the civil service.
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
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Entering the 90s curtains phase of growing my hair out. I look like such a twat.
November 7, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Entering the 90s curtains phase of growing my hair out. I look like such a twat.
Pretty sure I've got the most tediously censorious take on the Celebrity Traitors it's possible to have but since Christmas is coming I'm treating you all to keeping it to myself.
November 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Pretty sure I've got the most tediously censorious take on the Celebrity Traitors it's possible to have but since Christmas is coming I'm treating you all to keeping it to myself.
Getting a new comics trade paperback and realising I need to reread all the previous volumes to get back up to speed is legit one of my favourite feelings.
November 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Getting a new comics trade paperback and realising I need to reread all the previous volumes to get back up to speed is legit one of my favourite feelings.
Looking up ideas for vegan egg nog style beverages for Xmas and the first recipe I found didn't have any actual booze in it which might be the most vegan thing I've ever encountered.
November 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Looking up ideas for vegan egg nog style beverages for Xmas and the first recipe I found didn't have any actual booze in it which might be the most vegan thing I've ever encountered.
Discovering there's a new Robert Crumb comic was an unexpected treat in the middle of a week I would describe as fathomlessly shitty.
November 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Discovering there's a new Robert Crumb comic was an unexpected treat in the middle of a week I would describe as fathomlessly shitty.
Saw the most amazing Mormon Twink Missionary in town today. Sufficiently hot that I suddenly remembered how important interfaith dialogue is. Fortunately I also remembered that I'm a middle aged man with the eyes of a meth addict.
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Saw the most amazing Mormon Twink Missionary in town today. Sufficiently hot that I suddenly remembered how important interfaith dialogue is. Fortunately I also remembered that I'm a middle aged man with the eyes of a meth addict.
Wes Streeting cheering on Mamdani is like a blocked drain cheering on a plunger.
November 5, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Wes Streeting cheering on Mamdani is like a blocked drain cheering on a plunger.
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I sometimes think that these people who believe the end of the world has already happened might have a point. It is entirely possible it ended in 2019.
Bud Light Lemon Tea (2019-2019): Not a hard iced tea, but rather Budweiser's classic light lager, brewed with real lemon peels, and "aged on tea leaves." Released as a seasonal summertime offering, it never returned.
November 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I sometimes think that these people who believe the end of the world has already happened might have a point. It is entirely possible it ended in 2019.
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Breaking: The Darkness Returns
Breaking: The Darkness Returns
WASHINGTON—With deep unease and outright horror haunting millions of Americans as a great shroud enveloped the land, late-breaking reports confirmed Monday that the darkness had returned. Bystanders f...
theonion.com
November 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Breaking: The Darkness Returns
Good Halloween (Sinners and Weapons) is over and it's time to get back to bullshit horror tonight with Attack of the Beast Creatures from 1985.
November 2, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Good Halloween (Sinners and Weapons) is over and it's time to get back to bullshit horror tonight with Attack of the Beast Creatures from 1985.
As a horror obsessive I have a weird relationship with Halloween whereby I use it to catch up on actually good horror rather than the avalanche of bullshit that I normally watch.
November 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
As a horror obsessive I have a weird relationship with Halloween whereby I use it to catch up on actually good horror rather than the avalanche of bullshit that I normally watch.
We, a tech company, have made a functional thing that people like and that means the only thing we can do now is compulsively add more features until it stops working and people hate it.
November 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
We, a tech company, have made a functional thing that people like and that means the only thing we can do now is compulsively add more features until it stops working and people hate it.
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"To figure out where you fall on this spectrum after you’ve stabbed somebody, ask yourself: Do you feel energized because you have engaged in a social interaction with somebody? Or do you feel satisfied because you’re alone now that the person is dead?"
Understanding Your Michael Myers-Briggs Type
The Michael Myers-Briggs Type Indicator is an assessment to help people determine how they perceive the world and make decisions about silently sta...
buff.ly
October 31, 2025 at 4:04 PM
"To figure out where you fall on this spectrum after you’ve stabbed somebody, ask yourself: Do you feel energized because you have engaged in a social interaction with somebody? Or do you feel satisfied because you’re alone now that the person is dead?"
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🧵I've posted them before, but here's my thread of horror/kids' TV double-bill cinema posters. Happy Halloween...
#halloween #cinema #graphicdesign #poster
#halloween #cinema #graphicdesign #poster
October 31, 2025 at 9:39 AM
🧵I've posted them before, but here's my thread of horror/kids' TV double-bill cinema posters. Happy Halloween...
#halloween #cinema #graphicdesign #poster
#halloween #cinema #graphicdesign #poster
Had my flu jab which is definitely why I'll feel shit tomorrow. Unrelatedly I bought cider on the way home.
October 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Had my flu jab which is definitely why I'll feel shit tomorrow. Unrelatedly I bought cider on the way home.
I have achieved almost nothing today but I did finish original Doom episode 3 on Ultraviolence pistol starting every level. It's only taken me 30 years to get round to it.
October 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I have achieved almost nothing today but I did finish original Doom episode 3 on Ultraviolence pistol starting every level. It's only taken me 30 years to get round to it.
It's kaiju time bitches! www.hauntedphonograph.com/popular-anti...
S219 Enter the Asylum - Ape Vs Monster (2021) — Haunted Phonograph
Apes. Monsters. We all know them. We all love them. We all admire them. Whether it’s King Kong, Godzilla or the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man it’s fair to say that everyone enjoys seeing something very la...
www.hauntedphonograph.com
October 30, 2025 at 1:55 PM
It's kaiju time bitches! www.hauntedphonograph.com/popular-anti...
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It's October, so it's time to post artist Leone Frollo giving the people what they want: strip-tease Frankenstein.
October 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
It's October, so it's time to post artist Leone Frollo giving the people what they want: strip-tease Frankenstein.