Clarrie Maguire
@problemchimp.bsky.social
Sometimes bread is better.
In case I forget tomorrow, a huge thank you to the friends who had a whip ‘round so that I could continue to celebrate halloween in the style that local trick or treaters have become accustomed to. My living room is currently rammed with ludicrous sweets, stickers, goosebumps books etc.
October 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
In case I forget tomorrow, a huge thank you to the friends who had a whip ‘round so that I could continue to celebrate halloween in the style that local trick or treaters have become accustomed to. My living room is currently rammed with ludicrous sweets, stickers, goosebumps books etc.
Still at least - oh
July 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Still at least - oh
The Embedding. Gollancz. 1973
July 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The Embedding. Gollancz. 1973
Trying to get the dog hyped for Supergrass on the pyramid stage but he hasn’t listened to them since I Should Coco so his viewpoint is quite reductive.
June 27, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Trying to get the dog hyped for Supergrass on the pyramid stage but he hasn’t listened to them since I Should Coco so his viewpoint is quite reductive.
My actual favourite is technically a detail from a larger panel, in which Wolverine’s choice of early eighties grot utterly traumatises Colossus:
May 12, 2025 at 9:33 AM
My actual favourite is technically a detail from a larger panel, in which Wolverine’s choice of early eighties grot utterly traumatises Colossus:
… wait. Does Kitty Pryde canonically have a poster of Alex Trebeck above her bed?
May 12, 2025 at 9:23 AM
… wait. Does Kitty Pryde canonically have a poster of Alex Trebeck above her bed?
Love to ask google for gluten free takeaways in Belfast:
April 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Love to ask google for gluten free takeaways in Belfast:
Over the last year I’ve got too poor to give money and too sick to give time, so most of the stuff that mitigates despair has gone for a burton. Maybe that’ll change for the better and I’ll get my me back. Ah well. Until then have a photo of my dog . He’s great.
March 1, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Over the last year I’ve got too poor to give money and too sick to give time, so most of the stuff that mitigates despair has gone for a burton. Maybe that’ll change for the better and I’ll get my me back. Ah well. Until then have a photo of my dog . He’s great.
A local toyshop posted some AI art when announcing late hours the other day and it was terrifying
December 3, 2024 at 1:22 PM
A local toyshop posted some AI art when announcing late hours the other day and it was terrifying
Distracting myself from today by launching Mwnci Ofnadwy, the new welsh language channel on the tv station we run off our upstairs computer.
November 6, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Distracting myself from today by launching Mwnci Ofnadwy, the new welsh language channel on the tv station we run off our upstairs computer.
Accidentally dressed the dog as John Prescott
October 31, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Accidentally dressed the dog as John Prescott
Friends on the groupchat being very supportive of my decision to make lucky bags for the 100+ trick or treaters we get most years.
October 30, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Friends on the groupchat being very supportive of my decision to make lucky bags for the 100+ trick or treaters we get most years.
OK, but, amazon what I actually searched for was ‘General Mills Monster Cereals’ so…
September 30, 2024 at 1:12 PM
OK, but, amazon what I actually searched for was ‘General Mills Monster Cereals’ so…
Our Leo, also a dog, says hello
July 31, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Our Leo, also a dog, says hello
On the plus side of humanity, the staff at a bakery/cafe near us came out and gave our dog a whole sausage this morning when partner stopped there to buy coffee on their walk. No reason other than that they like our dog and they had sausages to hand.
March 21, 2024 at 3:10 PM
On the plus side of humanity, the staff at a bakery/cafe near us came out and gave our dog a whole sausage this morning when partner stopped there to buy coffee on their walk. No reason other than that they like our dog and they had sausages to hand.
Ah that’s my motivation pinned right there sure enough. Only the other day as the three of us ate a shepherds pie in front of Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads I thought to myself ‘thank christ my lifestyle is not passe’.
February 2, 2024 at 11:45 AM
Ah that’s my motivation pinned right there sure enough. Only the other day as the three of us ate a shepherds pie in front of Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads I thought to myself ‘thank christ my lifestyle is not passe’.
Just texted this to my partner and for a moment knew what it was to be @rogger.bsky.social
January 20, 2024 at 12:33 PM
Just texted this to my partner and for a moment knew what it was to be @rogger.bsky.social
Live footage from my house where I spent today having all but one of the remaining teeth in my lower right jaw removed and an acrylic denture fitted in.
January 13, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Live footage from my house where I spent today having all but one of the remaining teeth in my lower right jaw removed and an acrylic denture fitted in.
We inherited this furry idiot this week. An extremely good boy. Chilled to the point of stupor. Except if everyone goes upstairs at once whereupon - having previously lived in a bungalow - he assumes we’ve all died, shits everywhere, and barks the house down.
December 6, 2023 at 9:25 AM
We inherited this furry idiot this week. An extremely good boy. Chilled to the point of stupor. Except if everyone goes upstairs at once whereupon - having previously lived in a bungalow - he assumes we’ve all died, shits everywhere, and barks the house down.