Armed Snail
@pourdecision.bsky.social
An armed snail that's also religious.
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Un caracol armado. Ella tambien es religiosa.
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Un caracol armado. Ella tambien es religiosa.
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saving this screenshot forever
January 17, 2026 at 4:23 AM
saving this screenshot forever
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>looking for a new ai company logo
>ask the graphic designer if the logo is a butthole or an animal
>she doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is butthole and what is animal
>she laughs and says “it’s a good logo sir”
>contract for logo
>its a butthole
>ask the graphic designer if the logo is a butthole or an animal
>she doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is butthole and what is animal
>she laughs and says “it’s a good logo sir”
>contract for logo
>its a butthole
January 16, 2026 at 10:38 PM
>looking for a new ai company logo
>ask the graphic designer if the logo is a butthole or an animal
>she doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is butthole and what is animal
>she laughs and says “it’s a good logo sir”
>contract for logo
>its a butthole
>ask the graphic designer if the logo is a butthole or an animal
>she doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is butthole and what is animal
>she laughs and says “it’s a good logo sir”
>contract for logo
>its a butthole
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i have been reading Tom Ricks’ “Fighting the Good War” which is a military analysis of the civil rights movement, and one thing that comes abundantly across is that movement leaders and ordinary people made it a practice to refuse to fall into despair and cynicism.
January 16, 2026 at 1:55 PM
i have been reading Tom Ricks’ “Fighting the Good War” which is a military analysis of the civil rights movement, and one thing that comes abundantly across is that movement leaders and ordinary people made it a practice to refuse to fall into despair and cynicism.
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Qual Mail... Loon Letters... Postal Bird Stickers!! 🐦✉️
January 16, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Qual Mail... Loon Letters... Postal Bird Stickers!! 🐦✉️
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Roses are red
Nazis are lurking
Beware of them here because
Nazis are lurking
Beware of them here because
X has stopped working
X has stopped working
www.independent.co.uk
January 16, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Roses are red
Nazis are lurking
Beware of them here because
Nazis are lurking
Beware of them here because
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Go ahead and keep screaming SALARY CAP at me, it just makes me sign more lab grown hyper-men.
January 16, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Go ahead and keep screaming SALARY CAP at me, it just makes me sign more lab grown hyper-men.
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Oh my god she uploaded a slow motion video and it's amazing. He's just like me fr running as best he can and still going backwards over and over!
January 9, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Oh my god she uploaded a slow motion video and it's amazing. He's just like me fr running as best he can and still going backwards over and over!
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This wheel is to the boy squirrel the way that the football is to Charlie Brown and it still makes me laugh every time he tries to use it only to be immediately spun.
January 6, 2026 at 2:53 AM
This wheel is to the boy squirrel the way that the football is to Charlie Brown and it still makes me laugh every time he tries to use it only to be immediately spun.
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Yes please hit me with dopamine while I toil away at creating an email retention policy!
January 16, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Yes please hit me with dopamine while I toil away at creating an email retention policy!
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The horse can testify!
January 15, 2026 at 4:13 PM
The horse can testify!
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This one feels more like a Tingler. "Pounded in the Butt by a Honda Fit Opposing my Fascist occupation"
January 15, 2026 at 7:57 PM
This one feels more like a Tingler. "Pounded in the Butt by a Honda Fit Opposing my Fascist occupation"
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i hate the Antichrist
January 15, 2026 at 11:57 PM
i hate the Antichrist
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Looking sideward to the weekend
January 15, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Looking sideward to the weekend
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I occasionally make logos and posters for nonprofits. Please get in touch if you're interested!
January 15, 2026 at 11:52 PM
I occasionally make logos and posters for nonprofits. Please get in touch if you're interested!
Insurrection posting is something you do when your passport isn't out for renewal
hesitant to step in on this but I think people pushing for armed resistance really need to think about the goals of armed resistance and the mechanisms by which it could possibly achieve those goals.
January 15, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Insurrection posting is something you do when your passport isn't out for renewal
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Bluebird, party of five?
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January 15, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Bluebird, party of five?
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🪶
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Some good news, though, if anyone has mislaid medieval Britain.
January 15, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Some good news, though, if anyone has mislaid medieval Britain.
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listening to this song is going to give a specific type of boston man the ability to run through walls like mario with a power star
Dropkick Murphys are releasing a new song called "Citizen I.C.E."
The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
consequence.net/2026/01/drop...
The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
consequence.net/2026/01/drop...
Dropkick Murphys' Unveil Anti-ICE Song: "Too Scared to Join the Military, Too Dumb to Be a Cop"
Dropkick Murphys are releasing an anti-I.C.E. song, "Citizen I.C.E.," as part of their tour-only split LP with Haywire. Learn more.
consequence.net
January 15, 2026 at 10:19 PM
listening to this song is going to give a specific type of boston man the ability to run through walls like mario with a power star
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IKEA? Yes. I have a complaint about the assistant you sent me.
Not very helpful
Not very helpful
January 15, 2026 at 4:33 PM
IKEA? Yes. I have a complaint about the assistant you sent me.
Not very helpful
Not very helpful
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This is a very old photo, but the one due for tonight reminded me of it, so here it is again. A Florida Softshell Turtle (Apalone ferox) hatchling that somehow ended up in my yard although I'm quite a distance from the nearest pond. I did release it at the pond, though. #herps #wildlifephotography
January 15, 2026 at 7:52 PM
This is a very old photo, but the one due for tonight reminded me of it, so here it is again. A Florida Softshell Turtle (Apalone ferox) hatchling that somehow ended up in my yard although I'm quite a distance from the nearest pond. I did release it at the pond, though. #herps #wildlifephotography
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I'm going to have a shop update tomorrow at 11am Pacific. One mug, a sake/mezcal set, and a whole host of small creature boxes (1/3)
January 15, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I'm going to have a shop update tomorrow at 11am Pacific. One mug, a sake/mezcal set, and a whole host of small creature boxes (1/3)
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hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again
January 15, 2026 at 6:09 PM
hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again
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Fellas, is it cunty to bleed?
January 15, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Fellas, is it cunty to bleed?