House of Gucci Mane
@pourbartender.bsky.social
You have to spell out "Meth" in that Wu-Tang song or else Garfield's pal Odie will *really* want some meth.
January 2, 2026 at 11:50 PM
You have to spell out "Meth" in that Wu-Tang song or else Garfield's pal Odie will *really* want some meth.
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This is like the British Museum complaining that someone took their stuff
December 21, 2025 at 5:46 AM
This is like the British Museum complaining that someone took their stuff
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if you were a real friend, you would have tried my homemade monster energy drink
December 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
if you were a real friend, you would have tried my homemade monster energy drink
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
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Hey could really use some of that good ole “red wine and chocolate actually have huge health benefits” type news in the cycle again please. Some of that “cheese has way more protein per serving than you think” energy
December 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Hey could really use some of that good ole “red wine and chocolate actually have huge health benefits” type news in the cycle again please. Some of that “cheese has way more protein per serving than you think” energy
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HER: Listen, I think we should see other people.
ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.
ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.
December 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
HER: Listen, I think we should see other people.
ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.
ME: I don't. We're awful. We should leave other people alone.
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whilst you and I struggle with imposter syndrome
SCOOP — Gregg Phillips, a conspiracy theorist with no emergency management experience who helped produce the election-denying documentary ‘2000 Mules’ with Dinesh D’Souza and has faced numerous legal inquiries, has been named head of FEMA’s Office of Response and Recovery.
My story:
My story:
Conspiracy theorist election denier given FEMA’s second-most important role
Gregg Phillips will lead the Office of Response and Recovery, “the heart of what FEMA does.”
www.thehandbasket.co
December 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
whilst you and I struggle with imposter syndrome
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Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
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there's a certain personality that's very debilitating in modern life. 100 years ago, if you wanted to buy something, you'd go to five local shops and decide. now with the internet, you need to spend 1,000 hours so you can own the best version in the world like you're some venetian patrician
December 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
there's a certain personality that's very debilitating in modern life. 100 years ago, if you wanted to buy something, you'd go to five local shops and decide. now with the internet, you need to spend 1,000 hours so you can own the best version in the world like you're some venetian patrician
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
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coffee isn’t enough i need to be put inside a giant rock tumbler
December 2, 2025 at 11:49 AM
coffee isn’t enough i need to be put inside a giant rock tumbler
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*packing for 2 nights* I better take 7 shirts, in case I shit 5 of them
December 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
*packing for 2 nights* I better take 7 shirts, in case I shit 5 of them
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pipe down 5s a 6-7 is speaking
December 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
pipe down 5s a 6-7 is speaking
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New De La Soul and French Onion soup kinda night
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
New De La Soul and French Onion soup kinda night
Hal Steinbrenner so bad at business he can't make the New York Yankees profitable should be the headline here.
🔁 @Ken_Rosenthal retweeted
@BrendanKutyNJ Was it fair to assume the Yankees turned a profit this year?
"No, it's not actually," Hal Steinbrenner said.
The New York Yankees? Not profitable?
READ: https://t.co/wB8aO2PXLX
@BrendanKutyNJ Was it fair to assume the Yankees turned a profit this year?
"No, it's not actually," Hal Steinbrenner said.
The New York Yankees? Not profitable?
READ: https://t.co/wB8aO2PXLX
Tweet
🔁 @Ken_Rosenthal retweeted
@BrendanKutyNJ Was it fair to assume the Yankees turned a profit this year?
"No, it's not actually," Hal Steinbrenner said.
The New York Yankees? Not profitable?
READ: https://t.co/wB8aO2PXLX
t.co
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Hal Steinbrenner so bad at business he can't make the New York Yankees profitable should be the headline here.
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Listen if you don’t constantly rotate while you sleep you will be unevenly cooked
November 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Listen if you don’t constantly rotate while you sleep you will be unevenly cooked
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right wing grifters getting angry about foreigners taking Americans jobs but the jobs they took were those of right wing grifters
a black spinning top is sitting on top of a white surface .
Alt: a black spinning top is sitting on top of a white surface . Inception.
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
right wing grifters getting angry about foreigners taking Americans jobs but the jobs they took were those of right wing grifters
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Man Trying To Enter Conversation Spends Few Minutes Smiling And Nodding At Edge Of Circle https://theonion.com/man-trying-to-enter-conversation-spends-few-minutes-smi-1819577205/
November 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Man Trying To Enter Conversation Spends Few Minutes Smiling And Nodding At Edge Of Circle https://theonion.com/man-trying-to-enter-conversation-spends-few-minutes-smi-1819577205/
bahahahahahahahaha
"But I did save those kids in that cave right?"
May 31, 2025 at 12:22 AM
bahahahahahahahaha
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Convinced Musk is so far gone at this point that if he did sober up, he'd have no recollection of the last 3 years and be shocked to discover that he owns Twitter
May 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Convinced Musk is so far gone at this point that if he did sober up, he'd have no recollection of the last 3 years and be shocked to discover that he owns Twitter
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costco birds living exclusively off pizza and hot dogs will have some interesting ornithological consequences in a few hundred years
May 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
costco birds living exclusively off pizza and hot dogs will have some interesting ornithological consequences in a few hundred years
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they’re called hooves, dummy🙄
August 17, 2023 at 2:27 PM
they’re called hooves, dummy🙄
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Feels like just in my lifetime the tech industry went from solving problems to pretending to solve problems, to creating problems
May 13, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Feels like just in my lifetime the tech industry went from solving problems to pretending to solve problems, to creating problems