Poratofex Solanum Tuberosom I
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I’m going to win the war on protein. I eat nothing but beef tallow dipped in pork fat rolled inside a chicken stuffed in a duck. My family doesn’t talk to me anymore. I smell like a used wig from the 1700s.
February 12, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I’m going to win the war on protein. I eat nothing but beef tallow dipped in pork fat rolled inside a chicken stuffed in a duck. My family doesn’t talk to me anymore. I smell like a used wig from the 1700s.
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if this freak went missing I don't think anyone would start looking
Fuentes, yesterday: “Our #1 political enemy is women because women constrain everything, every conversation, every man, everything. They have to be imprisoned. They are the ones that are hurting the fertility rate. They're the ones making us sympathetic to poor people, which are also brown people.”
Nick Fuentes: “The number one political enemy in America is women. … They have to be imprisoned.”
www.mediamatters.org
February 12, 2026 at 6:13 PM
if this freak went missing I don't think anyone would start looking
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I am once again begging the far right to take this shit to Literotica and leave the rest of us alone
Fuentes then fantasizes about “breeding gulags”: “So just like Hitler imprisoned Gypsies, Jews, communists, you know, all of his political rivals, we have to do the same thing with women… They go to the breeding gulags. The good ones will be liberated. The bad ones will toil in the mines forever.”
February 12, 2026 at 4:04 PM
I am once again begging the far right to take this shit to Literotica and leave the rest of us alone
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keanu greaves
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM
keanu greaves
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When the dog succeeds in catching the car and not only does he not know what to do next but he notices that he was also somehow the one driving the car: the Epstein files
February 12, 2026 at 8:28 AM
When the dog succeeds in catching the car and not only does he not know what to do next but he notices that he was also somehow the one driving the car: the Epstein files
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Imagine being Alex Jones after the release of the Epstein Files. He's like the proverbial dog that caught the car. And the car is being driven by his owner. And his owner is a pedophile.
February 12, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Imagine being Alex Jones after the release of the Epstein Files. He's like the proverbial dog that caught the car. And the car is being driven by his owner. And his owner is a pedophile.
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Simple fact is this:
If you’re a member of the “gender critical” movement, you’re part of a pedophile ring whether you want to be or not.
If you’re a member of the “gender critical” movement, you’re part of a pedophile ring whether you want to be or not.
You’re not crazy. The anti-trans movement is not organic; it was funded by pedophilic billionaires like Jeffrey Epstein who backed a network of conservatives to accuse the same people they were sexually abusing of being the real danger. @madycast.com exposes the truth in our in-depth report.
Epstein Backed ‘Billionaires’ Dinner’ Network of Prominent Anti-Trans Figures
Lawrence Krauss, Richard Dawkins, Steven Pinker and other anti-trans influencers personally benefited from a right-wing academic social group backed by infamous human trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, somet...
transnews.network
February 12, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Simple fact is this:
If you’re a member of the “gender critical” movement, you’re part of a pedophile ring whether you want to be or not.
If you’re a member of the “gender critical” movement, you’re part of a pedophile ring whether you want to be or not.
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4. Medical malpractice. Here’s why I say stopping this detention-to Texas pipeline is life of death.
An 18-month old hospitalized after nearly dying of three simultaneous respiratory infections. When she returned to the camp, DHS withheld her meds.
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www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
An 18-month old hospitalized after nearly dying of three simultaneous respiratory infections. When she returned to the camp, DHS withheld her meds.
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www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
18-month-old girl hospitalized with respiratory failure in ICE detention, lawyers say
Dilley Immigration Processing Center in rural Texas withheld medication after ‘gravely ill’ toddler was sent back into its custody, according to federal lawsuit
www.independent.co.uk
February 11, 2026 at 9:56 PM
4. Medical malpractice. Here’s why I say stopping this detention-to Texas pipeline is life of death.
An 18-month old hospitalized after nearly dying of three simultaneous respiratory infections. When she returned to the camp, DHS withheld her meds.
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www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
An 18-month old hospitalized after nearly dying of three simultaneous respiratory infections. When she returned to the camp, DHS withheld her meds.
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www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
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One major feature of the Epstein Files, apart from the heinous predatory and abusive behaviour of powerful men, is their overall disdain for the "lower classes." In one email exchange between film producer Barry Josephson and Epstein, the two
February 8, 2026 at 10:10 AM
One major feature of the Epstein Files, apart from the heinous predatory and abusive behaviour of powerful men, is their overall disdain for the "lower classes." In one email exchange between film producer Barry Josephson and Epstein, the two
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High School students protesting U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement at the Nebraska Capitol.
February 11, 2026 at 7:57 PM
High School students protesting U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement at the Nebraska Capitol.
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One way I thought of to sum up the current conservative movement was that they thought they could say it's okay to use slurs again and everyone was going to be on board
February 10, 2026 at 6:47 AM
One way I thought of to sum up the current conservative movement was that they thought they could say it's okay to use slurs again and everyone was going to be on board
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I don't think anything could sum up this administration better than "Shut up about our crimes, you could be making money right now."
Bondi crashes out over Epstein: "The Dow is over 50,000 dollars! I don't know why you're laughing. You're a great stock trader as I hear, Raskin. The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about."
February 11, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I don't think anything could sum up this administration better than "Shut up about our crimes, you could be making money right now."
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If Balloon Boy happened today the Pentagon would shoot him down with a laser.
February 11, 2026 at 6:42 PM
If Balloon Boy happened today the Pentagon would shoot him down with a laser.
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In christofascist America, we have to protest in the streets because local cops beat the shit out of our kids because our kids protested in the streets because federal cops are kidnapping kids
February 11, 2026 at 6:51 PM
In christofascist America, we have to protest in the streets because local cops beat the shit out of our kids because our kids protested in the streets because federal cops are kidnapping kids
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Engaging in an outdoor activity I call "reverse noodling" where I swim in muddy creeks in the American south and bite off big pink dudes fingers
February 11, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Engaging in an outdoor activity I call "reverse noodling" where I swim in muddy creeks in the American south and bite off big pink dudes fingers
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Immediately following the congressional hearing, Pam Bondi was spotted in the Capitol unhinging her jaw and devouring a small baby whole
February 11, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Immediately following the congressional hearing, Pam Bondi was spotted in the Capitol unhinging her jaw and devouring a small baby whole
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dear peace monks, you don’t know me but DO NOT GET ON THAT BUS
Incredibly honored to welcome the Buddhist monks completing their Walk for Peace in Washington, D.C. this morning.
Their courage and compassion are a powerful reminder of what leadership should look like. May their journey challenge Congress to choose peace, dignity, and unity.
Their courage and compassion are a powerful reminder of what leadership should look like. May their journey challenge Congress to choose peace, dignity, and unity.
February 11, 2026 at 5:26 PM
dear peace monks, you don’t know me but DO NOT GET ON THAT BUS
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anyone have a screenshot of that (iirc) threads post that points out how jd vance combines fascism with tumblr scolding -- "every post from him is just 'crazy how there's protestors blocking ICE when there's *checks notes* literally white genocide going on?'"
February 11, 2026 at 5:47 PM
anyone have a screenshot of that (iirc) threads post that points out how jd vance combines fascism with tumblr scolding -- "every post from him is just 'crazy how there's protestors blocking ICE when there's *checks notes* literally white genocide going on?'"
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Cannot believe we're still talking about Trump being a pedophile just because he's been credibly accused of being a pedophile by multiple people and appears in the Epstein files literally millions of times. A cop says Trump thanked him for prosecuting Epstein. Can we please just move on?!
February 11, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Cannot believe we're still talking about Trump being a pedophile just because he's been credibly accused of being a pedophile by multiple people and appears in the Epstein files literally millions of times. A cop says Trump thanked him for prosecuting Epstein. Can we please just move on?!
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Sure, Trump flew on the Lolita Express multiple times and met his wife through Epstein and partied with him at Mar a Lago on many occasions and wrote him a creepy letter for his birthday book and etc etc etc, but the FBI says a cop says Trump said Epstein was bad so case closed
February 11, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Sure, Trump flew on the Lolita Express multiple times and met his wife through Epstein and partied with him at Mar a Lago on many occasions and wrote him a creepy letter for his birthday book and etc etc etc, but the FBI says a cop says Trump said Epstein was bad so case closed
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It’s really hard to take people to concentration camps with flat tires.
February 11, 2026 at 5:05 PM
It’s really hard to take people to concentration camps with flat tires.
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9 months in, "peeby jeeber" has yet to become the widely accepted term for a pb&j. keep calling your representatives
unreasonably annoyed at the variance in slice thickness in this loaf of bread. look at the state of my peeby jeeber, dawg
February 11, 2026 at 4:46 PM
9 months in, "peeby jeeber" has yet to become the widely accepted term for a pb&j. keep calling your representatives
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This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.
February 11, 2026 at 4:46 PM
This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.
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if ICE is taking your photograph, seems like one of the best things you can do in the moment is tuck your chin and look down. maybe that's intuitive but the tech does seem to be really weak at that angle, fwiw.
February 11, 2026 at 5:00 PM
if ICE is taking your photograph, seems like one of the best things you can do in the moment is tuck your chin and look down. maybe that's intuitive but the tech does seem to be really weak at that angle, fwiw.