"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez"
@captainruck.bsky.social
Ne, ne travaillez jamais
No, never work, that's what they say
Mais ne, ne, ne, nous n'arretons pas
No, don't let's stop until it's done
https://www.mediamagpies.com/author-archive/?i=30&uname=Captain+Nath
No, never work, that's what they say
Mais ne, ne, ne, nous n'arretons pas
No, don't let's stop until it's done
https://www.mediamagpies.com/author-archive/?i=30&uname=Captain+Nath
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Arts and entertainment writing from the highbrow to the right now and whatever catches our eye.
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They aren't 'distancing' themselves, actually. This is all we have to infer that by. This is a very inappropriate title meant to have us look the other way and make sure they get our money and info. Unless they stop entirely, fuck Discord entirely.
February 15, 2026 at 1:52 AM
They aren't 'distancing' themselves, actually. This is all we have to infer that by. This is a very inappropriate title meant to have us look the other way and make sure they get our money and info. Unless they stop entirely, fuck Discord entirely.
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Fun fact:
This is how you earn trans peoples votes
This is how you earn trans peoples votes
My Trans Bill of Rights protects the freedom for all trans people to live as their full, authentic selves. It’s time to get this passed!
February 16, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Fun fact:
This is how you earn trans peoples votes
This is how you earn trans peoples votes
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Everywhere this man goes he should be treated as if he murdered millions of children, because he did.
The Project 2025 architect who promised to put federal employees “in trauma” is spending $15 million of former USAID funding—money that would have gone toward fighting HIV, polio, malaria, and other diseases—to bankroll his security detail. trib.al/TSV3cmb
February 16, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Everywhere this man goes he should be treated as if he murdered millions of children, because he did.
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There’s going to be Covid style shortages of cars, TVs and even washing machines and fridges, then job losses because assembly lines can’t source solid state memory, just so the stupidest person you know can state with 100% confidence a chatbot confirmed dinosaurs coexisted with humans.
I understand framing the AI bubble RAM supply crisis in terms of stuff like video game consoles because nerds can conceptualize that but the framing does really undersell the sheer magnitude of how it's going to fuck up everything that even touches a computer.
February 16, 2026 at 9:02 PM
There’s going to be Covid style shortages of cars, TVs and even washing machines and fridges, then job losses because assembly lines can’t source solid state memory, just so the stupidest person you know can state with 100% confidence a chatbot confirmed dinosaurs coexisted with humans.
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So one of the Newsom defenders posted a list of pro-trans bills that Newsom signed since the Charlie Kirk interview in order to try to defend him.
I had a hunch so I looked them up.
All of them were passed by the legislature with Veto-Proof majorities.
Every. Single. One.
I had a hunch so I looked them up.
All of them were passed by the legislature with Veto-Proof majorities.
Every. Single. One.
February 16, 2026 at 9:39 PM
So one of the Newsom defenders posted a list of pro-trans bills that Newsom signed since the Charlie Kirk interview in order to try to defend him.
I had a hunch so I looked them up.
All of them were passed by the legislature with Veto-Proof majorities.
Every. Single. One.
I had a hunch so I looked them up.
All of them were passed by the legislature with Veto-Proof majorities.
Every. Single. One.
Lmfao brrrap brrrap rat-tat-tat-tat
February 16, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Lmfao brrrap brrrap rat-tat-tat-tat
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Liberals talk to minority groups they pretend to protect talk exactly like dudes that beat up their partner, indistinguishable
Aren’t able to now. Maybe never again either. Your life is profoundly worse, not mine, and you did to yourself. I tried to help but you decided not to help yourself
February 16, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Liberals talk to minority groups they pretend to protect talk exactly like dudes that beat up their partner, indistinguishable
I dunno. I mean, I've been posting for over 30 years, so in that sense, probably. On the other hand, I mostly like posting to hang out with people, and if I was obscenely rich, I could afford to hang out with my friends in cooler places than the computer.
Every now & then I see people post things like “if I suddenly got rich, you’d never hear from me again, all my socials will be deleted,” etc.
Are we forgetting everything we know about wealth, power & unaccountability? You would post constantly. Trivially. Self-destructively. Like rich people do!
Are we forgetting everything we know about wealth, power & unaccountability? You would post constantly. Trivially. Self-destructively. Like rich people do!
February 16, 2026 at 8:57 PM
I dunno. I mean, I've been posting for over 30 years, so in that sense, probably. On the other hand, I mostly like posting to hang out with people, and if I was obscenely rich, I could afford to hang out with my friends in cooler places than the computer.
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The Newsom apologists are now wholesale lying about Newsom’s podcasts with Charlie Kirk and Ben Shapiro.
February 16, 2026 at 6:59 PM
The Newsom apologists are now wholesale lying about Newsom’s podcasts with Charlie Kirk and Ben Shapiro.
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It is legitimately so ridiculous that there is a category called “rude” here where the mods decide which grown ass adults are too rude- it’s so silly
February 16, 2026 at 6:59 PM
It is legitimately so ridiculous that there is a category called “rude” here where the mods decide which grown ass adults are too rude- it’s so silly
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every day the new york times quotes people saying stuff just like this as "this is of course a very longstanding policy of the United States".
Have you ever once seen the New York Times quote Trump like this?
February 16, 2026 at 8:09 PM
every day the new york times quotes people saying stuff just like this as "this is of course a very longstanding policy of the United States".
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The Boston press did this to Roger Clemens when they wanted to make him look especially stupid after he falsely claimed he had been misquoted and the Pittsburgh media did this to Roberto Clemente (and called him Robby over his objection) because they were racist.
Have you ever once seen the New York Times quote Trump like this?
February 16, 2026 at 8:12 PM
The Boston press did this to Roger Clemens when they wanted to make him look especially stupid after he falsely claimed he had been misquoted and the Pittsburgh media did this to Roberto Clemente (and called him Robby over his objection) because they were racist.
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People act like "the social construction of knowledge" is some kind of academic bafflegab but it's pretty fucking obvious actually.
February 16, 2026 at 4:06 PM
People act like "the social construction of knowledge" is some kind of academic bafflegab but it's pretty fucking obvious actually.
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hey @startribune.com @byjenna.bsky.social you should follow up with the one minute tours guy 1 year later on why he crowdfunded $65k for a new youtube series on minnesota and has now moved away from minnesota to australia. i’ve already seen people pissed because they donated and he left
February 16, 2026 at 1:54 PM
hey @startribune.com @byjenna.bsky.social you should follow up with the one minute tours guy 1 year later on why he crowdfunded $65k for a new youtube series on minnesota and has now moved away from minnesota to australia. i’ve already seen people pissed because they donated and he left
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BlueAnon (the putatively liberal version of QAnon) is 100% a thing and it’s important for us to acknowledge that and try to root it out.
February 16, 2026 at 1:45 PM
BlueAnon (the putatively liberal version of QAnon) is 100% a thing and it’s important for us to acknowledge that and try to root it out.
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Bortposting cow tools? What a time to be alive
February 16, 2026 at 10:06 AM
Bortposting cow tools? What a time to be alive
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Arguably the greatest number 1 about a Bollywood singer, based on a De La Soul song which was based on a Bob Dorough song which was commissioned by a NYC ad exec, and remixed by a guy from Reigate who was raised in a religion started by a dentist who claimed to channel angels through his typewriter
February 16, 2026 at 9:53 AM
Arguably the greatest number 1 about a Bollywood singer, based on a De La Soul song which was based on a Bob Dorough song which was commissioned by a NYC ad exec, and remixed by a guy from Reigate who was raised in a religion started by a dentist who claimed to channel angels through his typewriter
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Wild how Obama was willing to invent a legal justification to assassinate Awlaki without a trial but found it beyond the pale to "stretch the definition of criminal statutes" to prosecute banking executives. Bruv, no stretch needed, I promise. Just a plain text reading.
February 16, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Wild how Obama was willing to invent a legal justification to assassinate Awlaki without a trial but found it beyond the pale to "stretch the definition of criminal statutes" to prosecute banking executives. Bruv, no stretch needed, I promise. Just a plain text reading.
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This is my favourite developing joke.
February 16, 2026 at 9:25 AM
This is my favourite developing joke.
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I keep trying to get people to explain this to people.
There is no part of the Trump project that Labour isn't enthusiastically pursuing, with the exception that rather than building new camps we are either repurposing military bases or sending people to other nations for holding.
There is no part of the Trump project that Labour isn't enthusiastically pursuing, with the exception that rather than building new camps we are either repurposing military bases or sending people to other nations for holding.
Brits lesser evil-ed Starmer into power and in the UK we now have the erosion of trans and disability rights, an arming of genocide, a ramping up of anti immigration rhetoric in Labour circles, widespread facial ID, etc etc
Counterpoint: if the Prince of Darkness rises from a fiery portal at the Iowa Caucus and declares his opposition to Donald Trump, I will ride to battle with the host of Hell
February 16, 2026 at 8:56 AM
I keep trying to get people to explain this to people.
There is no part of the Trump project that Labour isn't enthusiastically pursuing, with the exception that rather than building new camps we are either repurposing military bases or sending people to other nations for holding.
There is no part of the Trump project that Labour isn't enthusiastically pursuing, with the exception that rather than building new camps we are either repurposing military bases or sending people to other nations for holding.
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Perfect screenshot
February 15, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Perfect screenshot
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it would be so cool if it were illegal to blatantly defame us
Susan Smith of For Women Scotland is quoted in this piece saying that Dr Upton leaving the NHS will be "a relief to female patients."
The employment tribunal found that Upton had done nothing wrong! She was completely innocent of any kind of harassment!
www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/1592555...
The employment tribunal found that Upton had done nothing wrong! She was completely innocent of any kind of harassment!
www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/1592555...
Trans doc at centre of landmark Sandi Peggie court battle quits NHS
THE trans medic at the heart of a changing room war that cost taxpayers a staggering £400,000 has walked out on the NHS. NHS Fife bosses racked up the eye-watering bill in a failed bid to hush up n…
www.thescottishsun.co.uk
February 16, 2026 at 5:33 AM
it would be so cool if it were illegal to blatantly defame us
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sign on a house nearby used to say RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES and they crossed it out and wrote EXECUTE THEM ALL
February 16, 2026 at 5:33 AM
sign on a house nearby used to say RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES and they crossed it out and wrote EXECUTE THEM ALL
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a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.
February 15, 2026 at 10:42 PM
a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.
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Reporters Have Stumbled Across One Simple Trick To Minimize The Amount of Time They Have to Spend With Dreadful Press Secretary
Lutnick coordinated a family trip to the financier’s “pedophile island” in 2012, four years after Epstein was convicted of soliciting prostitution of a minor.
When asked if the White House still stands behind him, Leavitt ended her press briefing after the question. trib.al/DyYlo6O
When asked if the White House still stands behind him, Leavitt ended her press briefing after the question. trib.al/DyYlo6O
February 14, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Reporters Have Stumbled Across One Simple Trick To Minimize The Amount of Time They Have to Spend With Dreadful Press Secretary