"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez"
@captainruck.bsky.social
Ne, ne travaillez jamais
No, never work, that's what they say
Mais ne, ne, ne, nous n'arretons pas
No, don't let's stop until it's done
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No, never work, that's what they say
Mais ne, ne, ne, nous n'arretons pas
No, don't let's stop until it's done
https://www.mediamagpies.com/author-archive/?i=30&uname=Captain+Nath
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Media Magpies
Arts and entertainment writing from the highbrow to the right now and whatever catches our eye.
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it’s so cool everything is either a scam or designed to take away human rights or both now
February 20, 2026 at 4:52 AM
it’s so cool everything is either a scam or designed to take away human rights or both now
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Just saw one of them vague non-denominational Christian commercials that ended with "Being human shouldn't be this hard. What if Jesus showed us a new way?"
And, dog, it's been 2000 years, I don't think you can call it "new" anymore
And, dog, it's been 2000 years, I don't think you can call it "new" anymore
February 20, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Just saw one of them vague non-denominational Christian commercials that ended with "Being human shouldn't be this hard. What if Jesus showed us a new way?"
And, dog, it's been 2000 years, I don't think you can call it "new" anymore
And, dog, it's been 2000 years, I don't think you can call it "new" anymore
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Carlson’s anti-Israeli stance has always had the actual air of anti-semitism about it and if this is true I think you’re about to see that become a bit more pronounced
February 20, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Carlson’s anti-Israeli stance has always had the actual air of anti-semitism about it and if this is true I think you’re about to see that become a bit more pronounced
Heh, while I had some personal animus motivating me, I figured out that guy was a bozo twelve years ago
happened upon some old news I had missed that Andy Greenwald is working on the Harry Potter show. what a massive disappointment.
February 20, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Heh, while I had some personal animus motivating me, I figured out that guy was a bozo twelve years ago
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all I can add is Epstein apparently knew something about law enforcement and who they really serve
February 20, 2026 at 2:19 AM
all I can add is Epstein apparently knew something about law enforcement and who they really serve
This is the only way to be. The only time I care about ratings or things is in my TV shows, if I think they're really good but the ratings are low enough they might get canceled. Then I try to get more people to watch them so they don't get canceled. That's about it.
One of the things I’ve let go of in enjoying entertainment products is caring about box office returns or how many videogames got sold. I don’t own a media company! Not my problem! I’m a customer! If I get chicken nuggets I don’t ask the McDonalds manager how many units they’re moving! I eat them!
February 20, 2026 at 2:36 AM
This is the only way to be. The only time I care about ratings or things is in my TV shows, if I think they're really good but the ratings are low enough they might get canceled. Then I try to get more people to watch them so they don't get canceled. That's about it.
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what am i supposed to do with this. how am i supposed to psychologically tolerate this. this is the world i have to live my miserable life in? the one where incestuous panty sniffer Wesley R. Dingus gets elected as mayor as a Republican?
and republicans still can’t figure out why they’re hemorrhaging young voters tiffinohio.net/posts/ohio-g...
Ohio GOP mayor accused of sniffing underage relative's underwear
Butler Mayor Wesley R. Dingus faces two misdemeanor voyeurism charges following a Richland County investigation. The case unfolds as he remains on bond in a separate felony matter.
tiffinohio.net
February 20, 2026 at 2:30 AM
what am i supposed to do with this. how am i supposed to psychologically tolerate this. this is the world i have to live my miserable life in? the one where incestuous panty sniffer Wesley R. Dingus gets elected as mayor as a Republican?
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*democrats reading the news today in south korea and england*
if only we could train the ICE agents better and make them take there masks off,,,
if only we could train the ICE agents better and make them take there masks off,,,
February 19, 2026 at 1:11 PM
*democrats reading the news today in south korea and england*
if only we could train the ICE agents better and make them take there masks off,,,
if only we could train the ICE agents better and make them take there masks off,,,
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hahaha seriously though we should charge these people as child sex traffickers
NEW: Jeffrey Epstein cultivated relationships with CBP officers at the airports he frequented.
Epstein emailed and texted with six CBP officers, invited them to his island, visited with them at the airport, and frequently sought to determine who was going to be on duty when he was traveling
Epstein emailed and texted with six CBP officers, invited them to his island, visited with them at the airport, and frequently sought to determine who was going to be on duty when he was traveling
Revealed: Epstein cultivated relationship with CBP officer, causing US investigation
Guardian review of US justice department files reveals Epstein interacted with six CBP officers. The officer investigated denied any knowledge of trafficking underage girls
www.theguardian.com
February 20, 2026 at 12:14 AM
hahaha seriously though we should charge these people as child sex traffickers
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this is the soundbite and we can make it stick
If a Prince can be held accountable, so can a President.
February 19, 2026 at 6:46 PM
this is the soundbite and we can make it stick
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Forbes 30 Under 30 remains undefeated
February 20, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Forbes 30 Under 30 remains undefeated
Nobody in my server got this ChatGPT joke, which is disappointing. This isn't even close to an obscure reference!
February 20, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Nobody in my server got this ChatGPT joke, which is disappointing. This isn't even close to an obscure reference!
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so genuinely: uh, what was Merrick Garland doing with the Epstein files, given uh, it's brought down a royal and multiple Euro politicians/
February 19, 2026 at 5:51 PM
so genuinely: uh, what was Merrick Garland doing with the Epstein files, given uh, it's brought down a royal and multiple Euro politicians/
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let's start a war, start a nuclear war
February 20, 2026 at 12:31 AM
let's start a war, start a nuclear war
The Chris Rock bit but for liberals lol
If this is something to brag about, I think liberals’ standards are way too low
February 20, 2026 at 12:18 AM
The Chris Rock bit but for liberals lol
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If this is something to brag about, I think liberals’ standards are way too low
February 19, 2026 at 11:31 PM
If this is something to brag about, I think liberals’ standards are way too low
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I remember being the Lazy Lions NFT Guy and causing havoc and distress
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@pyroghetti•1d
new contestant for the worst tweet ever just
dropped
(screenshot of a tweet by @Frail_Old_Woman)
The only changes needed would be to
make the "nerd" white, the woman
Asian, the Lamborghini into TWO Teslas,
the fiat currency to #cryptocurrencies,
and instead of "CEO," the name tag
would say #LazyLionNFT collector"
[Don't worry
baby, he's just
a NERD!
WHY DO THEY
ALWAYS PICK
THUGS?
YEARS LATER
Hey baby!
Remember me!
BEAT IT
CHICK!
Why can't I
find a good
man?]
Ella Banana
@EllaBananas5471 • 9h
Oh my god. That person. they're the one
that said to me they want global warming to
get worse because it will improve their
property value. Jesus.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gyryiaywyufqxzbe36pn4jfv/bafkreianu4zuqcnkn2srle7ua3piuhvvnmrc35zkvg4tx6pdjnxbkrn56e@jpeg)
February 20, 2026 at 12:16 AM
I remember being the Lazy Lions NFT Guy and causing havoc and distress
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What an incredible coincidence that cbp never noticed this guy bringing a bunch of women and girls into and out of the country, just like they never catch gun runners heading south
NEW: Jeffrey Epstein cultivated relationships with CBP officers at the airports he frequented.
Epstein emailed and texted with six CBP officers, invited them to his island, visited with them at the airport, and frequently sought to determine who was going to be on duty when he was traveling
Epstein emailed and texted with six CBP officers, invited them to his island, visited with them at the airport, and frequently sought to determine who was going to be on duty when he was traveling
Revealed: Epstein cultivated relationship with CBP officer, causing US investigation
Guardian review of US justice department files reveals Epstein interacted with six CBP officers. The officer investigated denied any knowledge of trafficking underage girls
www.theguardian.com
February 19, 2026 at 11:40 PM
What an incredible coincidence that cbp never noticed this guy bringing a bunch of women and girls into and out of the country, just like they never catch gun runners heading south
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Remember the moral panic about safetyism? Trigger warnings? Snowflakes? Well, its actually happening in Texas.
The University of Texas System’s Board of Regents unanimously approved a rule requiring its universities to ensure students can graduate without studying “unnecessary controversial subjects,” despite warnings it could leave them less prepared for the real world.
University of Texas regents OK limits on controversial subjects
Opponents warned the policy’s vagueness could push professors to self-censor and leave students less prepared for the workplace.
www.texastribune.org
February 19, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Remember the moral panic about safetyism? Trigger warnings? Snowflakes? Well, its actually happening in Texas.
Jesus Christ what a review
Emerald Fennell now going moor-to-moor trying to shock people: defector.com/emerald-fenn...
Emerald Fennell Now Going Moor-To-Moor Trying To Shock People | Defector
“My sister Emily loved the moors,” wrote Charlotte Brontë, in the introduction to a selection of Emily’s poems published in 1850. Emily had died in 1848, and had not lived to see the publication of…
defector.com
February 19, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Jesus Christ what a review
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Fuck Grok
In the latest in a string of privacy abuses from the chatbot, Grok provided porn performer Siri Dahl's full legal name and birthdate to the public, information she'd protected until now.
Grok Exposed a Porn Performer’s Legal Name and Birthdate—Without Even Being Asked
In the latest in a string of privacy abuses from the chatbot, Grok provided porn performer Siri Dahl's full legal name and birthdate to the public, information she'd protected until now.
www.404media.co
February 19, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Fuck Grok
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One of the many things Lenin was 100% correct about
February 19, 2026 at 9:51 PM
One of the many things Lenin was 100% correct about
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this type of thinking is hard to fathom but the thing you have to remember is that these people want to be martyrs more than they want to have alive children
IN FOCUS | Mom of 7-year-old hospitalized with brain swelling from measles: ‘I still wouldn’t have given my son the vaccine’
Mom whose 7-year-old has brain swelling from measles still wouldn’t vaccinate
EXCLUSIVE: South Carolina parents living in the state’s measles epicenter tell Rhian Lubin of their devastation after their unvaccinated 7-year-old son, Ethan, developed encephalitis, a complication from the virus that causes swelling and inflammation in the brain
trib.al
February 19, 2026 at 6:56 PM
this type of thinking is hard to fathom but the thing you have to remember is that these people want to be martyrs more than they want to have alive children