"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez"
@captainruck.bsky.social
Ne, ne travaillez jamais
No, never work, that's what they say
Mais ne, ne, ne, nous n'arretons pas
No, don't let's stop until it's done
https://www.mediamagpies.com/author-archive/?i=30&uname=Captain+Nath
No, never work, that's what they say
Mais ne, ne, ne, nous n'arretons pas
No, don't let's stop until it's done
https://www.mediamagpies.com/author-archive/?i=30&uname=Captain+Nath
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Arts and entertainment writing from the highbrow to the right now and whatever catches our eye.
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People act like "the social construction of knowledge" is some kind of academic bafflegab but it's pretty fucking obvious actually.
February 16, 2026 at 4:06 PM
People act like "the social construction of knowledge" is some kind of academic bafflegab but it's pretty fucking obvious actually.
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hey @startribune.com @byjenna.bsky.social you should follow up with the one minute tours guy 1 year later on why he crowdfunded $65k for a new youtube series on minnesota and has now moved away from minnesota to australia. i’ve already seen people pissed because they donated and he left
February 16, 2026 at 1:54 PM
hey @startribune.com @byjenna.bsky.social you should follow up with the one minute tours guy 1 year later on why he crowdfunded $65k for a new youtube series on minnesota and has now moved away from minnesota to australia. i’ve already seen people pissed because they donated and he left
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BlueAnon (the putatively liberal version of QAnon) is 100% a thing and it’s important for us to acknowledge that and try to root it out.
February 16, 2026 at 1:45 PM
BlueAnon (the putatively liberal version of QAnon) is 100% a thing and it’s important for us to acknowledge that and try to root it out.
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Bortposting cow tools? What a time to be alive
February 16, 2026 at 10:06 AM
Bortposting cow tools? What a time to be alive
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Arguably the greatest number 1 about a Bollywood singer, based on a De La Soul song which was based on a Bob Dorough song which was commissioned by a NYC ad exec, and remixed by a guy from Reigate who was raised in a religion started by a dentist who claimed to channel angels through his typewriter
February 16, 2026 at 9:53 AM
Arguably the greatest number 1 about a Bollywood singer, based on a De La Soul song which was based on a Bob Dorough song which was commissioned by a NYC ad exec, and remixed by a guy from Reigate who was raised in a religion started by a dentist who claimed to channel angels through his typewriter
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Wild how Obama was willing to invent a legal justification to assassinate Awlaki without a trial but found it beyond the pale to "stretch the definition of criminal statutes" to prosecute banking executives. Bruv, no stretch needed, I promise. Just a plain text reading.
February 16, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Wild how Obama was willing to invent a legal justification to assassinate Awlaki without a trial but found it beyond the pale to "stretch the definition of criminal statutes" to prosecute banking executives. Bruv, no stretch needed, I promise. Just a plain text reading.
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This is my favourite developing joke.
February 16, 2026 at 9:25 AM
This is my favourite developing joke.
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I keep trying to get people to explain this to people.
There is no part of the Trump project that Labour isn't enthusiastically pursuing, with the exception that rather than building new camps we are either repurposing military bases or sending people to other nations for holding.
There is no part of the Trump project that Labour isn't enthusiastically pursuing, with the exception that rather than building new camps we are either repurposing military bases or sending people to other nations for holding.
Brits lesser evil-ed Starmer into power and in the UK we now have the erosion of trans and disability rights, an arming of genocide, a ramping up of anti immigration rhetoric in Labour circles, widespread facial ID, etc etc
Counterpoint: if the Prince of Darkness rises from a fiery portal at the Iowa Caucus and declares his opposition to Donald Trump, I will ride to battle with the host of Hell
February 16, 2026 at 8:56 AM
I keep trying to get people to explain this to people.
There is no part of the Trump project that Labour isn't enthusiastically pursuing, with the exception that rather than building new camps we are either repurposing military bases or sending people to other nations for holding.
There is no part of the Trump project that Labour isn't enthusiastically pursuing, with the exception that rather than building new camps we are either repurposing military bases or sending people to other nations for holding.
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Perfect screenshot
February 15, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Perfect screenshot
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it would be so cool if it were illegal to blatantly defame us
Susan Smith of For Women Scotland is quoted in this piece saying that Dr Upton leaving the NHS will be "a relief to female patients."
The employment tribunal found that Upton had done nothing wrong! She was completely innocent of any kind of harassment!
www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/1592555...
The employment tribunal found that Upton had done nothing wrong! She was completely innocent of any kind of harassment!
www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/1592555...
Trans doc at centre of landmark Sandi Peggie court battle quits NHS
THE trans medic at the heart of a changing room war that cost taxpayers a staggering £400,000 has walked out on the NHS. NHS Fife bosses racked up the eye-watering bill in a failed bid to hush up n…
www.thescottishsun.co.uk
February 16, 2026 at 5:33 AM
it would be so cool if it were illegal to blatantly defame us
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sign on a house nearby used to say RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES and they crossed it out and wrote EXECUTE THEM ALL
February 16, 2026 at 5:33 AM
sign on a house nearby used to say RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES and they crossed it out and wrote EXECUTE THEM ALL
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a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.
February 15, 2026 at 10:42 PM
a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.
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Reporters Have Stumbled Across One Simple Trick To Minimize The Amount of Time They Have to Spend With Dreadful Press Secretary
Lutnick coordinated a family trip to the financier’s “pedophile island” in 2012, four years after Epstein was convicted of soliciting prostitution of a minor.
When asked if the White House still stands behind him, Leavitt ended her press briefing after the question. trib.al/DyYlo6O
When asked if the White House still stands behind him, Leavitt ended her press briefing after the question. trib.al/DyYlo6O
February 14, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Reporters Have Stumbled Across One Simple Trick To Minimize The Amount of Time They Have to Spend With Dreadful Press Secretary
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It really annoys me this idiot white lady’s last name is Wu
February 16, 2026 at 2:36 AM
It really annoys me this idiot white lady’s last name is Wu
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Ok this level of engagement is a sign I need to Log Off but if you did an appearance in a Hillary Clinton documentary you should probably stop posting like you're a leftist making Deeply Conflicted Choices lol
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
February 16, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Ok this level of engagement is a sign I need to Log Off but if you did an appearance in a Hillary Clinton documentary you should probably stop posting like you're a leftist making Deeply Conflicted Choices lol
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
don't know who these are but based on the guy on the left I assume it's a Schrute family reunion. and based on the house I assume in Argentina
February 16, 2026 at 4:21 AM
don't know who these are but based on the guy on the left I assume it's a Schrute family reunion. and based on the house I assume in Argentina
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We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.
February 15, 2026 at 2:11 PM
We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.
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But good news guys!!! Everything is totally cool and fine cause some people’s wages went from 9 dollars an hour to 11 dollars an hour !!!! Wooo hooo
February 16, 2026 at 3:21 AM
But good news guys!!! Everything is totally cool and fine cause some people’s wages went from 9 dollars an hour to 11 dollars an hour !!!! Wooo hooo
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jeff has actually done some important theoretical work
February 16, 2026 at 3:14 AM
jeff has actually done some important theoretical work
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Hey everyone, brilliant Youtube Political Commentator here. The smart strategy is to promise any politician your vote several years in advance without making any demands or requests whatsoever. This is how you exert leverage.
February 15, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Hey everyone, brilliant Youtube Political Commentator here. The smart strategy is to promise any politician your vote several years in advance without making any demands or requests whatsoever. This is how you exert leverage.
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The "I'd vote for [EVIL FIGURE] if they ran as a D" is so popular with this crowd because they don't want better things or the power to make things better. They just want to endlessly critique the idea that better things are possible.
February 15, 2026 at 10:37 PM
The "I'd vote for [EVIL FIGURE] if they ran as a D" is so popular with this crowd because they don't want better things or the power to make things better. They just want to endlessly critique the idea that better things are possible.