"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez"
@captainruck.bsky.social
Ne, ne travaillez jamais
No, never work, that's what they say
Mais ne, ne, ne, nous n'arretons pas
No, don't let's stop until it's done
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No, never work, that's what they say
Mais ne, ne, ne, nous n'arretons pas
No, don't let's stop until it's done
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Being of the age I am, the first ones that put him on the map for me were "Eat It" and "Fat."
Possibly his two most impressive works from a technical / achievement standpoint are "The Saga Begins" and "White and Nerdy."
Possibly his two most impressive works from a technical / achievement standpoint are "The Saga Begins" and "White and Nerdy."
you are all fools the REAL music question that will cause intergenerational warfare on bluesky is actually: what is weird al's signature song?
February 18, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Being of the age I am, the first ones that put him on the map for me were "Eat It" and "Fat."
Possibly his two most impressive works from a technical / achievement standpoint are "The Saga Begins" and "White and Nerdy."
Possibly his two most impressive works from a technical / achievement standpoint are "The Saga Begins" and "White and Nerdy."
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"I saw an ad that said 'Lose weight without diet or exercise.' All that's left is disease." - David Letterman
there’s a guy on The Everything App who has only eaten wendy’s chili for 22 days and in that time he has lost 21.6 pounds and i think one thing this site could really use is people who are that cool
February 18, 2026 at 2:20 AM
"I saw an ad that said 'Lose weight without diet or exercise.' All that's left is disease." - David Letterman
They're trying to do Too Big to Fail for pedophiles
The DOJ is out here arguing, "We can't investigate the Epstein files, this might open Pandora's box and bring down entire governments, whole economic systems!"
And I'm over here like, I can not stress hard enough how I have never in my life wanted it all to burn to the fucking ground more.
And I'm over here like, I can not stress hard enough how I have never in my life wanted it all to burn to the fucking ground more.
February 18, 2026 at 2:12 AM
They're trying to do Too Big to Fail for pedophiles
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why won’t the left just praise every technology handed down from self-interested billionaires seeking only to enhance their power and profits?! clearly, they’re the ones in the wrong if they can’t get on board 😤
February 17, 2026 at 6:47 PM
why won’t the left just praise every technology handed down from self-interested billionaires seeking only to enhance their power and profits?! clearly, they’re the ones in the wrong if they can’t get on board 😤
Sure. The ones that make human society better instead of worse, that are sustainable instead of accelerating environmental destruction, and the ones that work for their intended purpose instead of don't
is there a technology that "the left" is excited about?
www.transformernews.ai/p/the-left-i...
www.transformernews.ai/p/the-left-i...
The left is missing out on AI
As a movement, it has largely refused to engage seriously with AI, ceding debate about a threat and opportunity to the right
www.transformernews.ai
February 18, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Sure. The ones that make human society better instead of worse, that are sustainable instead of accelerating environmental destruction, and the ones that work for their intended purpose instead of don't
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The second Trump administration is such a collection of absolutely malignant people but there's a case that RFK Jr. might be the most personally malevolent. e.g. his total obsession with causing mass deaths among children, the thing with his second wife's remains, etc. Pure sociopath.
February 18, 2026 at 12:50 AM
The second Trump administration is such a collection of absolutely malignant people but there's a case that RFK Jr. might be the most personally malevolent. e.g. his total obsession with causing mass deaths among children, the thing with his second wife's remains, etc. Pure sociopath.
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RFK Jr and Kid Rock recreating gay porn from first principles
February 18, 2026 at 12:02 AM
RFK Jr and Kid Rock recreating gay porn from first principles
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lol at not even having a genre pinned down
AI filmmaking is completely unserious.
You've got people with $30k begging the internet for ideas by next week because they have nothing of their own to say, it's just slop for the sake of slop. Embarrassing state of affairs.
You've got people with $30k begging the internet for ideas by next week because they have nothing of their own to say, it's just slop for the sake of slop. Embarrassing state of affairs.
February 18, 2026 at 12:19 AM
lol at not even having a genre pinned down
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Wonder what became of him?
February 18, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Wonder what became of him?
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sounds great thanks
February 18, 2026 at 12:01 AM
sounds great thanks
One thing I haven't seen mentioned about all this is how funny it is to team up on your health project with a guy who's spent most of his adult life shittily rapping about all the awesome substance abuse he did
The US Department of Health and Human Services just released this video.
February 17, 2026 at 11:53 PM
One thing I haven't seen mentioned about all this is how funny it is to team up on your health project with a guy who's spent most of his adult life shittily rapping about all the awesome substance abuse he did
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"Maybe they were raped. Maybe they weren't."
"Nobody gives a poop."
Kevin O'Leary on the Epstein files and survivors
"Nobody gives a poop."
Kevin O'Leary on the Epstein files and survivors
February 17, 2026 at 11:43 PM
"Maybe they were raped. Maybe they weren't."
"Nobody gives a poop."
Kevin O'Leary on the Epstein files and survivors
"Nobody gives a poop."
Kevin O'Leary on the Epstein files and survivors
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kid rock looks like the guy they hire to come in after and wipe down the loads
February 17, 2026 at 11:23 PM
kid rock looks like the guy they hire to come in after and wipe down the loads
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Michael Tracey, who calls himself a journalist, has been smearing Jeffrey Epstein survivors — and sometimes me. I can take it. But I asked him one simple question: are you being paid by someone powerful to attack sex-crime victims? Yes or no. His audio mysteriously died. Weird.
February 17, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Michael Tracey, who calls himself a journalist, has been smearing Jeffrey Epstein survivors — and sometimes me. I can take it. But I asked him one simple question: are you being paid by someone powerful to attack sex-crime victims? Yes or no. His audio mysteriously died. Weird.
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Lemon Party-coded imagery
February 17, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Lemon Party-coded imagery
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weird how this always happens with free markets. but let's keep trying. maybe the next free market economy will be the really good one.
Just to be pedantic, this isn't a free market. It's a kleptocracy.
Most of the stuff that keeps a free market healthy and balanced has been overtaken by a combination of technological monopolies and naked corruption.
Most of the stuff that keeps a free market healthy and balanced has been overtaken by a combination of technological monopolies and naked corruption.
February 17, 2026 at 9:52 PM
weird how this always happens with free markets. but let's keep trying. maybe the next free market economy will be the really good one.
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how can it be a kleptocracy (rule by thieves) if the market is free. you can’t steal free stuff. it’s free. thievery implies the existence of controls and restrictions.
what we’re seeing is the result of the absence of constraint. you merely call it theft because you’re scared
what we’re seeing is the result of the absence of constraint. you merely call it theft because you’re scared
Just to be pedantic, this isn't a free market. It's a kleptocracy.
Most of the stuff that keeps a free market healthy and balanced has been overtaken by a combination of technological monopolies and naked corruption.
Most of the stuff that keeps a free market healthy and balanced has been overtaken by a combination of technological monopolies and naked corruption.
February 17, 2026 at 10:17 PM
how can it be a kleptocracy (rule by thieves) if the market is free. you can’t steal free stuff. it’s free. thievery implies the existence of controls and restrictions.
what we’re seeing is the result of the absence of constraint. you merely call it theft because you’re scared
what we’re seeing is the result of the absence of constraint. you merely call it theft because you’re scared
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with apologies to mike primavera
February 17, 2026 at 10:09 PM
with apologies to mike primavera
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oh now all of the sudden even the capitalists are like "idk maybe we should plan production and commodity allocation outside of boom and bust cycles of supply and demand"
we have a way of handling this comrades it's called a five year plan
we have a way of handling this comrades it's called a five year plan
“.. ‘many system vendors will go bankrupt or exit product lines due to a lack of memory. Mobile phone production will be reduced by 200-250 million units, and PC and TV production will be significantly reduced.’ Yikes.”
@pcgamer.com #DRAM
www.pcgamer.com/hardware/mem...
@pcgamer.com #DRAM
www.pcgamer.com/hardware/mem...
February 17, 2026 at 9:44 PM
oh now all of the sudden even the capitalists are like "idk maybe we should plan production and commodity allocation outside of boom and bust cycles of supply and demand"
we have a way of handling this comrades it's called a five year plan
we have a way of handling this comrades it's called a five year plan
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Yeah this seems really bad
February 17, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Yeah this seems really bad
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AI is revolutionizing the world! A Playstation now costs $5,000 and this is the last phone you will ever own.
“.. ‘many system vendors will go bankrupt or exit product lines due to a lack of memory. Mobile phone production will be reduced by 200-250 million units, and PC and TV production will be significantly reduced.’ Yikes.”
@pcgamer.com #DRAM
www.pcgamer.com/hardware/mem...
@pcgamer.com #DRAM
www.pcgamer.com/hardware/mem...
February 17, 2026 at 10:02 PM
AI is revolutionizing the world! A Playstation now costs $5,000 and this is the last phone you will ever own.
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I refuse to accept a future where we continue to do this.
“I don’t want to be in this place I want to go to my school.”
- 7 year old imprisoned by ICE for 70 days in a concentration camp in Texas.
Today, after @propublica.org published this story, the camp was raided to confiscate letters from the children.
www.propublica.org/article/ice-...
- 7 year old imprisoned by ICE for 70 days in a concentration camp in Texas.
Today, after @propublica.org published this story, the camp was raided to confiscate letters from the children.
www.propublica.org/article/ice-...
February 17, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I refuse to accept a future where we continue to do this.
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Minority owners of FOUR NBA teams are profiting directly from business deals with the DHS concentration camp industrial complex.
Those teams are Atlanta, Sacramento, Charlotte, and Minnesota.
www.readeyeblack.com/p/an-nba-inv...
Those teams are Atlanta, Sacramento, Charlotte, and Minnesota.
www.readeyeblack.com/p/an-nba-inv...
February 17, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Minority owners of FOUR NBA teams are profiting directly from business deals with the DHS concentration camp industrial complex.
Those teams are Atlanta, Sacramento, Charlotte, and Minnesota.
www.readeyeblack.com/p/an-nba-inv...
Those teams are Atlanta, Sacramento, Charlotte, and Minnesota.
www.readeyeblack.com/p/an-nba-inv...
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A small price to pay for a parent to give their kid a lifelong memory. They will be talking about the shot for the rest of their lives.
today I saw a dad at costco deploy a high-risk “fine, I’ll buy you this basketball hoop if you can make this shot” maneuver to his young son only for the boy to swish from like twenty feet away. net barely moved
February 17, 2026 at 6:11 PM
A small price to pay for a parent to give their kid a lifelong memory. They will be talking about the shot for the rest of their lives.