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"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez"
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Ne, ne travaillez jamais
No, never work, that's what they say
Mais ne, ne, ne, nous n'arretons pas
No, don't let's stop until it's done

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RFK Jr and Kid Rock recreating gay porn from first principles
February 18, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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lol at not even having a genre pinned down
AI filmmaking is completely unserious.

You've got people with $30k begging the internet for ideas by next week because they have nothing of their own to say, it's just slop for the sake of slop. Embarrassing state of affairs.
February 18, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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February 18, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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Wonder what became of him?
February 18, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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sounds great thanks
February 18, 2026 at 12:01 AM
One thing I haven't seen mentioned about all this is how funny it is to team up on your health project with a guy who's spent most of his adult life shittily rapping about all the awesome substance abuse he did
The US Department of Health and Human Services just released this video.
February 17, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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"Maybe they were raped. Maybe they weren't."

"Nobody gives a poop."

Kevin O'Leary on the Epstein files and survivors
February 17, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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kid rock looks like the guy they hire to come in after and wipe down the loads
February 17, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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Michael Tracey, who calls himself a journalist, has been smearing Jeffrey Epstein survivors — and sometimes me. I can take it. But I asked him one simple question: are you being paid by someone powerful to attack sex-crime victims? Yes or no. His audio mysteriously died. Weird.
February 17, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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Lemon Party-coded imagery
February 17, 2026 at 10:41 PM
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weird how this always happens with free markets. but let's keep trying. maybe the next free market economy will be the really good one.
Just to be pedantic, this isn't a free market. It's a kleptocracy.

Most of the stuff that keeps a free market healthy and balanced has been overtaken by a combination of technological monopolies and naked corruption.
February 17, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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how can it be a kleptocracy (rule by thieves) if the market is free. you can’t steal free stuff. it’s free. thievery implies the existence of controls and restrictions.

what we’re seeing is the result of the absence of constraint. you merely call it theft because you’re scared
Just to be pedantic, this isn't a free market. It's a kleptocracy.

Most of the stuff that keeps a free market healthy and balanced has been overtaken by a combination of technological monopolies and naked corruption.
February 17, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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with apologies to mike primavera
February 17, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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oh now all of the sudden even the capitalists are like "idk maybe we should plan production and commodity allocation outside of boom and bust cycles of supply and demand"

we have a way of handling this comrades it's called a five year plan
“.. ‘many system vendors will go bankrupt or exit product lines due to a lack of memory. Mobile phone production will be reduced by 200-250 million units, and PC and TV production will be significantly reduced.’ Yikes.”

@pcgamer.com #DRAM
www.pcgamer.com/hardware/mem...
February 17, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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Yeah this seems really bad
February 17, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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AI is revolutionizing the world! A Playstation now costs $5,000 and this is the last phone you will ever own.
“.. ‘many system vendors will go bankrupt or exit product lines due to a lack of memory. Mobile phone production will be reduced by 200-250 million units, and PC and TV production will be significantly reduced.’ Yikes.”

@pcgamer.com #DRAM
www.pcgamer.com/hardware/mem...
February 17, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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I refuse to accept a future where we continue to do this.
“I don’t want to be in this place I want to go to my school.”

- 7 year old imprisoned by ICE for 70 days in a concentration camp in Texas.

Today, after @propublica.org published this story, the camp was raided to confiscate letters from the children.

www.propublica.org/article/ice-...
February 17, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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Minority owners of FOUR NBA teams are profiting directly from business deals with the DHS concentration camp industrial complex.

Those teams are Atlanta, Sacramento, Charlotte, and Minnesota.

www.readeyeblack.com/p/an-nba-inv...
February 17, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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A small price to pay for a parent to give their kid a lifelong memory. They will be talking about the shot for the rest of their lives.
today I saw a dad at costco deploy a high-risk “fine, I’ll buy you this basketball hoop if you can make this shot” maneuver to his young son only for the boy to swish from like twenty feet away. net barely moved
February 17, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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really feeling like theres a thousand different swords pointed at our necks, and the “opposition party” is just handing the people with the swords shields, while handing the rest of us “know your rights” pamphlets
February 17, 2026 at 9:55 PM
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Show this to the next Democrat that says trans issues aren't critically important "right now"
Kevin Roberts, President of The Heritage Foundation, claims that evidence suggests a correlation between undergoing Trans Medical Care and acts of violence.

He states Heritage's public policy solution is to ban it for all ages and they're willing to work towards this goal on an incremental basis.
February 17, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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Why, indeed
February 17, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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literally everyone you're mad at got here years before you. you're the invader, queen
WTF is going on with Bluesky? I've easily seen half a dozen posts trashing Kamala Harris from alleged progressives. Are the bots from Twitter never to be known as X invading us?
February 17, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Damn, one of my favorite Darrell Hammond characters
February 17, 2026 at 11:46 AM
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The Rainbow coalition platform he ran on in the 80s is to the left of modern Democrats
February 17, 2026 at 11:38 AM