"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez"
@captainruck.bsky.social
Ne, ne travaillez jamais
No, never work, that's what they say
Mais ne, ne, ne, nous n'arretons pas
No, don't let's stop until it's done
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No, never work, that's what they say
Mais ne, ne, ne, nous n'arretons pas
No, don't let's stop until it's done
https://www.mediamagpies.com/author-archive/?i=30&uname=Captain+Nath
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Arts and entertainment writing from the highbrow to the right now and whatever catches our eye.
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"An electorally significant chunk of my party's base has abandoned us after I purged them and told them to leave and never come back. Now they're joining another party which more closely aligns with their views. I know the solution: More right-wing scaremongering."
dawg everyone hates u
dawg everyone hates u
December 7, 2025 at 11:36 AM
"An electorally significant chunk of my party's base has abandoned us after I purged them and told them to leave and never come back. Now they're joining another party which more closely aligns with their views. I know the solution: More right-wing scaremongering."
dawg everyone hates u
dawg everyone hates u
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racists roll their eyes at this, they're not happy with any message short of 'send them all back' & they don't trust labour trying to pander to them. people who aren't racist recognise this as divisive patronising nonsense. labour's approval rating is 12% and i'm surprised it is that high
December 7, 2025 at 9:24 AM
racists roll their eyes at this, they're not happy with any message short of 'send them all back' & they don't trust labour trying to pander to them. people who aren't racist recognise this as divisive patronising nonsense. labour's approval rating is 12% and i'm surprised it is that high
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The “Labour” Party finds itself arguing ordinary workers, carers and others are “takers”.
Hey everyone, here's the news, if you aren't a high earner, entrepreneur or a "skilled frontline worker" (whatever the fuck that means) the "Labour" Party says you aren't contributing, you're a taker!
This is so disgusting.
December 7, 2025 at 9:23 AM
The “Labour” Party finds itself arguing ordinary workers, carers and others are “takers”.
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when a poor person uses food stamps for a steak or homeless person spends $5 on a beer, it’s seen as proof that all poor people are so bad with money that they shouldn’t be given any, ever, for any reason. $77 billion out the window, and zuck’s legacy as a safe government contract bet is secure.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
when a poor person uses food stamps for a steak or homeless person spends $5 on a beer, it’s seen as proof that all poor people are so bad with money that they shouldn’t be given any, ever, for any reason. $77 billion out the window, and zuck’s legacy as a safe government contract bet is secure.
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Look, sure you can wonder what the point of this news story is. But you can't deny that five minute guitar solo during his hit track "Sorry I shot your dog"
seriously though what the FUCK is happening to my algorithm
December 7, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Look, sure you can wonder what the point of this news story is. But you can't deny that five minute guitar solo during his hit track "Sorry I shot your dog"
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labour figured out that they can’t beat hitler by becoming 99% hitler so now they’re aiming for 150% hitler
December 7, 2025 at 9:15 AM
labour figured out that they can’t beat hitler by becoming 99% hitler so now they’re aiming for 150% hitler
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They should hand out a peace prize at next year's AVN Awards
December 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
They should hand out a peace prize at next year's AVN Awards
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Another entry in "nazis are good, except liberal nazis, who are bad"
He’s having a proper meltdown because the EU sees what a fucking toxic propaganda tool “X” is-
December 7, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Another entry in "nazis are good, except liberal nazis, who are bad"
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My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
December 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
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The radicalization of Silicon Valley is the subject of my forthcoming book, "The Nerd Reich: Silicon Valley Fascism and The War on Democracy."
It exposes a decades-long campaign to use tech power to overthrow democracy and destroy nations. Pre-order here: www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Ne...
It exposes a decades-long campaign to use tech power to overthrow democracy and destroy nations. Pre-order here: www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Ne...
The Nerd Reich
A fearless and urgent chronicle of the tech-authoritarian movement from its early days in San Francisco politics to its current moment on the inter...
www.simonandschuster.com
December 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The radicalization of Silicon Valley is the subject of my forthcoming book, "The Nerd Reich: Silicon Valley Fascism and The War on Democracy."
It exposes a decades-long campaign to use tech power to overthrow democracy and destroy nations. Pre-order here: www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Ne...
It exposes a decades-long campaign to use tech power to overthrow democracy and destroy nations. Pre-order here: www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Ne...
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Not sure how this isn't the greatest two-year turnaround in CFB history. I have thought of all the ones that could even be plausible and they're not like this
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Not sure how this isn't the greatest two-year turnaround in CFB history. I have thought of all the ones that could even be plausible and they're not like this
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Him and Leo DiCaprio are as bad as Amy Schumer and that nutcase from Will & Grace but people like to ignore this. DiCaprio is literally opening a massive hotel in occupied Palestine and decided to do the press release during the genocide
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Him and Leo DiCaprio are as bad as Amy Schumer and that nutcase from Will & Grace but people like to ignore this. DiCaprio is literally opening a massive hotel in occupied Palestine and decided to do the press release during the genocide
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crazy all the websites and paypros are doing their big No Horny Allowed crackdown while every online advertisement now is iether "AI SEX HOT AI CHAT NO FILTER BOOB AI FURRY GIRLFRIEND only for adults ages 6+" or "NPR is now teaming up with Bumfights dot com to revolutionize gamified asset trading"
December 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
crazy all the websites and paypros are doing their big No Horny Allowed crackdown while every online advertisement now is iether "AI SEX HOT AI CHAT NO FILTER BOOB AI FURRY GIRLFRIEND only for adults ages 6+" or "NPR is now teaming up with Bumfights dot com to revolutionize gamified asset trading"
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human being don't make Slop because human beings have individual idiosyncrasies and sensibilities so what they make is inherently an expression of themselves. most people don't do oil paintings, they doodle. that is expression. the low brow is still personal when it's made by a person
December 7, 2025 at 5:10 AM
human being don't make Slop because human beings have individual idiosyncrasies and sensibilities so what they make is inherently an expression of themselves. most people don't do oil paintings, they doodle. that is expression. the low brow is still personal when it's made by a person
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beautifully illustrating my point here, thank you
Anyone worried about "the death of expression" is someone who was making slop before AI.
So yeah, if you were making slop, AI can now do that. It can make slop.
But if you have your own voice, your own novel ideas - nope, AI can't do that.
So yeah, if you were making slop, AI can now do that. It can make slop.
But if you have your own voice, your own novel ideas - nope, AI can't do that.
remember when you'd see weird pics online and look at em like, Wow why would anyone take the time to make this? it's not about A Meme, it's the death of expression and how cheerfully accepting it as a bygone conclusion, to the point that Making things no longer even occurs to you, is deeply pathetic
December 7, 2025 at 5:07 AM
beautifully illustrating my point here, thank you
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this guy can't read 😀
lol this guy raging over someone asking for a shitty meme.
"please someone get AI to do this" is the most pathetic fuckin sentence i have ever read. take a good look at how far the AI revolution has taken us. from "could someone please record this ten second bit and lay it over existing moon landing footage" all the way to "please SOMEONE get AI to do this"
December 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
this guy can't read 😀
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remember when you'd see weird pics online and look at em like, Wow why would anyone take the time to make this? it's not about A Meme, it's the death of expression and how cheerfully accepting it as a bygone conclusion, to the point that Making things no longer even occurs to you, is deeply pathetic
whatever happened to the real art of using adobe premiere to cut together a shitty meme? I mean what have we BECOME??!
December 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
remember when you'd see weird pics online and look at em like, Wow why would anyone take the time to make this? it's not about A Meme, it's the death of expression and how cheerfully accepting it as a bygone conclusion, to the point that Making things no longer even occurs to you, is deeply pathetic
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University of Oklahoma has removed another professor because they said they would excuse students who wanted to attend the protest against the firing of the FIRST professor (the one who failed the student for the bad essay)
December 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
University of Oklahoma has removed another professor because they said they would excuse students who wanted to attend the protest against the firing of the FIRST professor (the one who failed the student for the bad essay)
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He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
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Miami fired Manny Diaz to make room for Mario Christobal and Diaz won an ACC Title before Christobal
It just dawned on me that Miami fired Manny Diaz to make room for Mario Christobal and Diaz is going to make an ACC Conference Title Game before Christobal
look at my guy
December 7, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Miami fired Manny Diaz to make room for Mario Christobal and Diaz won an ACC Title before Christobal
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Kwanzaa Is Successful, Charlie Brown! (1934): When a haunted wife meets a brokenhearted actor, romance is in the air.
December 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Kwanzaa Is Successful, Charlie Brown! (1934): When a haunted wife meets a brokenhearted actor, romance is in the air.
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Son Of A Gay Politician (2015): Charles Dickens must stop a stunning single mother from ruining Yuletide.
December 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Son Of A Gay Politician (2015): Charles Dickens must stop a stunning single mother from ruining Yuletide.
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Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
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If someone could build some kind of feature that lets you unfollow all mutuals who follow a racist and sends them a little note that this was the reason, I would use it all the time. This kind of racist post should de-platform someone completely
December 7, 2025 at 4:46 AM
If someone could build some kind of feature that lets you unfollow all mutuals who follow a racist and sends them a little note that this was the reason, I would use it all the time. This kind of racist post should de-platform someone completely