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one is silicone-based and the other is water-based
Still wondering how they make sure the colors in the toothpaste don't mix...
February 14, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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More of this in video games, please 🔥
February 14, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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Note: people whose job is to scour data, know how to do so *without* committing a felony in the process. You, the average person reading this, don't.

There is zero reason to catch a felony CSAM charge while giving yourself PTSD, trying to play a reddit sleuth.
February 13, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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Fighting back tears as I watch these two men touch puppets again
A reunion decades in the making! Back in December, Kevin, Bill, Beez and Patrick got together to adjust and calibrate the bots we used for the Kickstarter video. Support all future bot repairs on our Kickstarter: rifftraxmakesmst3k.com
February 14, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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"electability" comes down to loudly insisting a guy is electable until everyone assumes it's true
Taking the bait set out by Newsome people lays the groundwork for the narrative they wish to bring into the primaries, which is that he is the frontrunner. Even his critics discuss him as if he's the one "the left" must beat. He certainly has some promising poll numbers, but it's still too early.
February 14, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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holy shit this video put the biggest dopiest smile on my face. the puppets got their boys back youtu.be/KXRN2DwBLyk?...
When Kevin and Bill met the bots again...
YouTube video by RiffTrax
youtu.be
February 14, 2026 at 9:45 AM
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The bar for fried chicken sandwiches is so much higher now, I would like to thank the South and South Korea respectively from the bottom of my heart.
February 14, 2026 at 3:11 AM
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POV you’re my dog and i’m tryin to eat dinner
February 14, 2026 at 2:09 AM
The videos of Bill Corbett and Kevin Murphy checking out the MST3k puppets and talking shop are so wholesome. There's something so sincere about what's happening there right now, and I feel more excited for MST3k than I have since news of the season 11 Netflix revival first hit.
February 14, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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February 13, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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a clinic that provided services to 12,000 people being closed on the basis of 8 complaints perfectly captures the nature of the uk 'trans-debate'

www.thepinknews.com/2026/02/11/n...
NHS closed Tavistock over care complaints – there were only eight
An eye-opening FOI report has revealed that just eight people complained about the Tavistock gender clinic's care provision in 10 years.
www.thepinknews.com
February 12, 2026 at 1:36 PM
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Amazing things happening to language and meaning over at @theguardian.com
March 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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there's a confirmed pedophile ring that runs the world and wants to destroy all queer people as a smokescreen so they can continue trafficking abusing and killing children so today i will litigate to other queer people whether or not i think they jerk off to the correct drawings of fantasy creatures
feral discourse going around allegedly in this day and age. who gives a shit. puritans are taking away your rights and molesting children and doing who knows what to animals, porn is not the enemy and never has been, and it took me too long to realize that but its never too late to learn better.
February 12, 2026 at 6:38 PM
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here it is, this is it, the most hilarious response to any Transformers social media promotion possible, of all time
February 12, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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Reminder that the TSA is also an overblown reaction to 9/11 that hasn't done the least bit of good and has made things demonstrably worse, and should be abolished right alongside ICE (&, frankly, the rest of DHS).
TSA lines at spring break are going to be fun

*THUNE SAYS SENATE TO GO ON RECESS AS DHS FUNDING DEADLINE NEARS
February 12, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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January 21, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 12:48 AM
this is every doctor i go to
February 12, 2026 at 8:19 AM
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February 12, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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If the government can take away your voting rights for a felony conviction, and they also decide what constitutes a felony, and they also decide who’s charged with the felony, and they also decide who’s prosecuted for the felony, you don’t have a right to vote.
Virginia Governor Abigail Spanberger endorsed a constitutional amendment to automatically restore voting rights to people with felony convictions when they leave prison. State lawmakers passed the amendment and it will now appear on the state ballot.
“It’s Time”: Virginia Lawmakers Ask Voters to Repeal Jim Crow-Era Lifetime Ban on Voting
Voters will decide this year whether to end Virginia’s uniquely harsh felony disenfranchisement rules. They
boltsmag.org
February 12, 2026 at 3:10 AM
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This is just restating everything they said before. Again.

#CancelNitro
Discord has posted updated clarification:

-Discord is not requiring everyone to complete a face scan or upload an ID to use Discord
-The vast majority of people can continue using Discord exactly as they do today, without ever being asked to confirm their age

discord.com/press-releas...
February 12, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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types of indie tabletop roleplaying games:

-D&D (80s version)
-structured journaling activity
-excuse for socially awkward but horny 23 year olds to form a polycule
-D&D (anti-woke)
-two player exercise in intense discomfort
-apocalypse world
July 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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February 12, 2026 at 4:12 AM