plainoldchair
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I don't want to hand it to Amy Klobuchar, but she has posted about ICE in Minnesota several times over the past 1-2 days, on this same account? What are we even doing here? Do we actually have to resort to making shit up to make the Democrats look weak on this?
hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message:
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
Romance alert: Trump's reckless tariffs have Valentine’s Day costs up across the board:
Roses 🌹16.6%
Chocolates🍫 18.7%
Ribeye 🥩 25.4%
Restaurant meals 🍽️ 4.9%
Roses 🌹16.6%
Chocolates🍫 18.7%
Ribeye 🥩 25.4%
Restaurant meals 🍽️ 4.9%
February 15, 2026 at 8:16 AM
I don't want to hand it to Amy Klobuchar, but she has posted about ICE in Minnesota several times over the past 1-2 days, on this same account? What are we even doing here? Do we actually have to resort to making shit up to make the Democrats look weak on this?
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Gavin is pro-ice, anti trans, anti homeless, platforms Nazis like Steven Bannon and Charlie Kirk, compliments Marco Rubio, shares common ground with Ben Shapiro. If any of you act shocked once he pulls some other right wing stunt, you’re genuinely dumb.
February 15, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Gavin is pro-ice, anti trans, anti homeless, platforms Nazis like Steven Bannon and Charlie Kirk, compliments Marco Rubio, shares common ground with Ben Shapiro. If any of you act shocked once he pulls some other right wing stunt, you’re genuinely dumb.
cheese not increasing joy is a travesty
February 15, 2026 at 6:56 AM
cheese not increasing joy is a travesty
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TWO YEARS LATER...
Happy release anniversary to Arzette! To celebrate, take 75% off for a limited time on select platforms:
Steam: bit.ly/3ZSc4qQ
PS: bit.ly/49c9JLe
We continue to be humbled by its success. Thanks to all of the fans out there for keeping the interactive media dream alive!
Happy release anniversary to Arzette! To celebrate, take 75% off for a limited time on select platforms:
Steam: bit.ly/3ZSc4qQ
PS: bit.ly/49c9JLe
We continue to be humbled by its success. Thanks to all of the fans out there for keeping the interactive media dream alive!
Save 75% on Arzette: The Jewel of Faramore on Steam
A NEW interactive animated adventure! In this action-adventure game, Arzette must explore the Kingdom of Faramore, slay fearsome foes, acquire powerful items, discover secrets, assist colorful charact...
bit.ly
February 14, 2026 at 10:42 PM
TWO YEARS LATER...
Happy release anniversary to Arzette! To celebrate, take 75% off for a limited time on select platforms:
Steam: bit.ly/3ZSc4qQ
PS: bit.ly/49c9JLe
We continue to be humbled by its success. Thanks to all of the fans out there for keeping the interactive media dream alive!
Happy release anniversary to Arzette! To celebrate, take 75% off for a limited time on select platforms:
Steam: bit.ly/3ZSc4qQ
PS: bit.ly/49c9JLe
We continue to be humbled by its success. Thanks to all of the fans out there for keeping the interactive media dream alive!
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Watching a new Twin Peaks fan being born is like when the werewolf clan has someone savage but not quite kill the prospective member and then everyone has to just stand back and see if they survive the transition
February 15, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Watching a new Twin Peaks fan being born is like when the werewolf clan has someone savage but not quite kill the prospective member and then everyone has to just stand back and see if they survive the transition
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POSTS ON TWITTER: Grok please figure out a bluepill reason the british royals invented baseball and then tell me if that's how it happened
ARGUMENTS ON BLUESKY: By not forcing me to transition, Steven Universe was morally complicit with fascism
HUMAN HANDS HAD THEY EVOLVED FOR GAMING CONTROLLERS:
ARGUMENTS ON BLUESKY: By not forcing me to transition, Steven Universe was morally complicit with fascism
HUMAN HANDS HAD THEY EVOLVED FOR GAMING CONTROLLERS:
October 28, 2025 at 7:47 AM
POSTS ON TWITTER: Grok please figure out a bluepill reason the british royals invented baseball and then tell me if that's how it happened
ARGUMENTS ON BLUESKY: By not forcing me to transition, Steven Universe was morally complicit with fascism
HUMAN HANDS HAD THEY EVOLVED FOR GAMING CONTROLLERS:
ARGUMENTS ON BLUESKY: By not forcing me to transition, Steven Universe was morally complicit with fascism
HUMAN HANDS HAD THEY EVOLVED FOR GAMING CONTROLLERS:
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As a child protection professional, I can tell you the death penalty is NOT an awesome solution to child sexual abuse. Most children are abused by family members; they will not report if their family members will die as a result.
February 15, 2026 at 2:51 AM
As a child protection professional, I can tell you the death penalty is NOT an awesome solution to child sexual abuse. Most children are abused by family members; they will not report if their family members will die as a result.
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The absurd hyperlocal drama I am in invested in: an LA bagel truck chain called (help) Yeastie Boys did a collaboration with the New York Post’s new California branch. Painted trucks red, handed out mock papers. You’re never gonna believe this but bagel truck patrons aren’t Murdoch fans, turns out
February 15, 2026 at 1:59 AM
The absurd hyperlocal drama I am in invested in: an LA bagel truck chain called (help) Yeastie Boys did a collaboration with the New York Post’s new California branch. Painted trucks red, handed out mock papers. You’re never gonna believe this but bagel truck patrons aren’t Murdoch fans, turns out
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one is silicone-based and the other is water-based
Still wondering how they make sure the colors in the toothpaste don't mix...
February 14, 2026 at 8:02 PM
one is silicone-based and the other is water-based
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More of this in video games, please 🔥
February 14, 2026 at 7:43 PM
More of this in video games, please 🔥
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Note: people whose job is to scour data, know how to do so *without* committing a felony in the process. You, the average person reading this, don't.
There is zero reason to catch a felony CSAM charge while giving yourself PTSD, trying to play a reddit sleuth.
There is zero reason to catch a felony CSAM charge while giving yourself PTSD, trying to play a reddit sleuth.
February 13, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Note: people whose job is to scour data, know how to do so *without* committing a felony in the process. You, the average person reading this, don't.
There is zero reason to catch a felony CSAM charge while giving yourself PTSD, trying to play a reddit sleuth.
There is zero reason to catch a felony CSAM charge while giving yourself PTSD, trying to play a reddit sleuth.
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Fighting back tears as I watch these two men touch puppets again
A reunion decades in the making! Back in December, Kevin, Bill, Beez and Patrick got together to adjust and calibrate the bots we used for the Kickstarter video. Support all future bot repairs on our Kickstarter: rifftraxmakesmst3k.com
February 14, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Fighting back tears as I watch these two men touch puppets again
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"electability" comes down to loudly insisting a guy is electable until everyone assumes it's true
Taking the bait set out by Newsome people lays the groundwork for the narrative they wish to bring into the primaries, which is that he is the frontrunner. Even his critics discuss him as if he's the one "the left" must beat. He certainly has some promising poll numbers, but it's still too early.
February 14, 2026 at 3:20 PM
"electability" comes down to loudly insisting a guy is electable until everyone assumes it's true
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holy shit this video put the biggest dopiest smile on my face. the puppets got their boys back youtu.be/KXRN2DwBLyk?...
When Kevin and Bill met the bots again...
YouTube video by RiffTrax
youtu.be
February 14, 2026 at 9:45 AM
holy shit this video put the biggest dopiest smile on my face. the puppets got their boys back youtu.be/KXRN2DwBLyk?...
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The bar for fried chicken sandwiches is so much higher now, I would like to thank the South and South Korea respectively from the bottom of my heart.
February 14, 2026 at 3:11 AM
The bar for fried chicken sandwiches is so much higher now, I would like to thank the South and South Korea respectively from the bottom of my heart.
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POV you’re my dog and i’m tryin to eat dinner
February 14, 2026 at 2:09 AM
POV you’re my dog and i’m tryin to eat dinner
The videos of Bill Corbett and Kevin Murphy checking out the MST3k puppets and talking shop are so wholesome. There's something so sincere about what's happening there right now, and I feel more excited for MST3k than I have since news of the season 11 Netflix revival first hit.
February 14, 2026 at 3:00 AM
The videos of Bill Corbett and Kevin Murphy checking out the MST3k puppets and talking shop are so wholesome. There's something so sincere about what's happening there right now, and I feel more excited for MST3k than I have since news of the season 11 Netflix revival first hit.
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a clinic that provided services to 12,000 people being closed on the basis of 8 complaints perfectly captures the nature of the uk 'trans-debate'
www.thepinknews.com/2026/02/11/n...
www.thepinknews.com/2026/02/11/n...
NHS closed Tavistock over care complaints – there were only eight
An eye-opening FOI report has revealed that just eight people complained about the Tavistock gender clinic's care provision in 10 years.
www.thepinknews.com
February 12, 2026 at 1:36 PM
a clinic that provided services to 12,000 people being closed on the basis of 8 complaints perfectly captures the nature of the uk 'trans-debate'
www.thepinknews.com/2026/02/11/n...
www.thepinknews.com/2026/02/11/n...
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Amazing things happening to language and meaning over at @theguardian.com
March 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Amazing things happening to language and meaning over at @theguardian.com
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there's a confirmed pedophile ring that runs the world and wants to destroy all queer people as a smokescreen so they can continue trafficking abusing and killing children so today i will litigate to other queer people whether or not i think they jerk off to the correct drawings of fantasy creatures
feral discourse going around allegedly in this day and age. who gives a shit. puritans are taking away your rights and molesting children and doing who knows what to animals, porn is not the enemy and never has been, and it took me too long to realize that but its never too late to learn better.
February 12, 2026 at 6:38 PM
there's a confirmed pedophile ring that runs the world and wants to destroy all queer people as a smokescreen so they can continue trafficking abusing and killing children so today i will litigate to other queer people whether or not i think they jerk off to the correct drawings of fantasy creatures
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here it is, this is it, the most hilarious response to any Transformers social media promotion possible, of all time
February 12, 2026 at 4:45 PM
here it is, this is it, the most hilarious response to any Transformers social media promotion possible, of all time
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Reminder that the TSA is also an overblown reaction to 9/11 that hasn't done the least bit of good and has made things demonstrably worse, and should be abolished right alongside ICE (&, frankly, the rest of DHS).
TSA lines at spring break are going to be fun
*THUNE SAYS SENATE TO GO ON RECESS AS DHS FUNDING DEADLINE NEARS
*THUNE SAYS SENATE TO GO ON RECESS AS DHS FUNDING DEADLINE NEARS
February 12, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Reminder that the TSA is also an overblown reaction to 9/11 that hasn't done the least bit of good and has made things demonstrably worse, and should be abolished right alongside ICE (&, frankly, the rest of DHS).
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