DaThings Quotes
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It's every homeowner's worst nightmare: kids and pets. What even is these things?
February 12, 2026 at 12:30 AM
It's every homeowner's worst nightmare: kids and pets. What even is these things?
So now, you're really tall.
February 11, 2026 at 11:30 PM
So now, you're really tall.
[jingle, but in minor key now] WwwWwwiiiiiiiiNnNnnnNdddDdyyYyyY CccCCcaAaaAaaAaSsssSsstTtTLLLLLeeEee!
February 11, 2026 at 9:30 PM
[jingle, but in minor key now] WwwWwwiiiiiiiiNnNnnnNdddDdyyYyyY CccCCcaAaaAaaAaSsssSsstTtTLLLLLeeEee!
A clerk carefully cuts a case of crispies and can not be caught by a careless cashier.
February 11, 2026 at 8:30 PM
A clerk carefully cuts a case of crispies and can not be caught by a careless cashier.
This twine is just f**ked.
February 11, 2026 at 5:30 PM
This twine is just f**ked.
♪ Turn around and turn around and turn around and face an eternity of poison sauce ♪
February 11, 2026 at 4:30 PM
♪ Turn around and turn around and turn around and face an eternity of poison sauce ♪
Years ago, people went down alleyways. This technique was called a walk.
February 11, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Years ago, people went down alleyways. This technique was called a walk.
Every game has both single player and single player mode.
February 11, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Every game has both single player and single player mode.
GORDON RAMSEY: The problem here is the food.
February 11, 2026 at 1:30 PM
GORDON RAMSEY: The problem here is the food.
Build the helicopter! And fly the helicopter! And lick the helicopter!
February 11, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Build the helicopter! And fly the helicopter! And lick the helicopter!
Grass shines, birds hurt people, sun grows, and brother? I fly.
February 11, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Grass shines, birds hurt people, sun grows, and brother? I fly.
I don't think.
February 11, 2026 at 10:31 AM
I don't think.
My name is Joj Valjeaj!
February 11, 2026 at 9:30 AM
My name is Joj Valjeaj!
It's the little d.
February 11, 2026 at 8:30 AM
It's the little d.
We don't need Florida! We don't need America! We don't need the world! SSSSSSTETS
February 11, 2026 at 7:30 AM
We don't need Florida! We don't need America! We don't need the world! SSSSSSTETS
This is FOF IN FIOF! This is the show that does nothing.
February 11, 2026 at 6:30 AM
This is FOF IN FIOF! This is the show that does nothing.
GUY: And if you know me, you know I'm gonna kick CHEF AARON MAY! [all excitedly shout]
February 11, 2026 at 5:30 AM
GUY: And if you know me, you know I'm gonna kick CHEF AARON MAY! [all excitedly shout]
Report usual behavior. Barricade your cakes. Avoid all contact with individuals. Wait for a fish.
February 11, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Report usual behavior. Barricade your cakes. Avoid all contact with individuals. Wait for a fish.
I'm ten, and I've been dealing professionally for over twenty years.
February 11, 2026 at 3:30 AM
I'm ten, and I've been dealing professionally for over twenty years.
The sock is going to function not only as a flavor enhancer, but 11 flavor enhancers.
February 11, 2026 at 2:30 AM
The sock is going to function not only as a flavor enhancer, but 11 flavor enhancers.
Animal stickers, and-imal stickers, and the tiger poster! And the toaster!
February 11, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Animal stickers, and-imal stickers, and the tiger poster! And the toaster!
A clerk carefully cuts a case of crispies and can not be caught by a careless cashier.
February 11, 2026 at 12:30 AM
A clerk carefully cuts a case of crispies and can not be caught by a careless cashier.
And I want to fight you and all the Irish and a pea.
February 10, 2026 at 11:30 PM
And I want to fight you and all the Irish and a pea.