DaThings Quotes
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PEPPA: I'm Pig!
February 9, 2026 at 7:30 PM
PEPPA: I'm Pig!
[crowd claps but takes it back]
February 9, 2026 at 6:30 PM
[crowd claps but takes it back]
Finally, outdoor cooking without door cooking without the cooking without the dork cooking out outdoors.
February 9, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Finally, outdoor cooking without door cooking without the cooking without the dork cooking out outdoors.
You know how much I love watching you. But I've got my country to plan, my 500th wedding anniversary to arrange, MY PEOPLE! to murder, Guilder to hunt again, my father to meet!, and my wife to frame for it. I'm swamped. Fire swamped.
[fanfare]
[fanfare]
February 9, 2026 at 4:30 PM
You know how much I love watching you. But I've got my country to plan, my 500th wedding anniversary to arrange, MY PEOPLE! to murder, Guilder to hunt again, my father to meet!, and my wife to frame for it. I'm swamped. Fire swamped.
[fanfare]
[fanfare]
These slides take you and Yurf on an "amusing" voyage to Ohio.
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 PM
These slides take you and Yurf on an "amusing" voyage to Ohio.
See, to a woman, he-e-e-e-EEEeeEeEeEe. [crowd laughs]
But to a man, it's aAaAaeaAeaeneh. [crowd laughs]
But to a man, it's aAaAaeaAeaeneh. [crowd laughs]
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 PM
See, to a woman, he-e-e-e-EEEeeEeEeEe. [crowd laughs]
But to a man, it's aAaAaeaAeaeneh. [crowd laughs]
But to a man, it's aAaAaeaAeaeneh. [crowd laughs]
There a science in the automotive industry called "machine-onomics", which is the study of the machine. What?
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 PM
There a science in the automotive industry called "machine-onomics", which is the study of the machine. What?
I mean, every guy dreams of finding a guy.
February 9, 2026 at 12:30 PM
I mean, every guy dreams of finding a guy.
When you call and you call and you call and use your credit call and use your Reddit card, we'll include twelve elephants as a gift!
February 9, 2026 at 10:30 AM
When you call and you call and you call and use your credit call and use your Reddit card, we'll include twelve elephants as a gift!
After five hours, a shooting star breaks the mold.
February 9, 2026 at 9:30 AM
After five hours, a shooting star breaks the mold.
Dirty dirt. It hurty hurts.
You need Perfect Pane, the perfect treatment that protects windows for up to 12 minutes, guaranteed!
Actually, no, they're not protected at all! Because it's 100% sucky.
You need Perfect Pane, the perfect treatment that protects windows for up to 12 minutes, guaranteed!
Actually, no, they're not protected at all! Because it's 100% sucky.
February 9, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Dirty dirt. It hurty hurts.
You need Perfect Pane, the perfect treatment that protects windows for up to 12 minutes, guaranteed!
Actually, no, they're not protected at all! Because it's 100% sucky.
You need Perfect Pane, the perfect treatment that protects windows for up to 12 minutes, guaranteed!
Actually, no, they're not protected at all! Because it's 100% sucky.
Do you have change for $20,000?
February 9, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Do you have change for $20,000?
Every game has both single player and single player mode.
February 9, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Every game has both single player and single player mode.
To make high-end headphones, an injection molding machine first makes high-end headphones, to produce a critical component: the headphones.
February 9, 2026 at 4:30 AM
To make high-end headphones, an injection molding machine first makes high-end headphones, to produce a critical component: the headphones.
♪ When you partner with Pauly Shore, all the world's your oyster ♪
February 9, 2026 at 3:30 AM
♪ When you partner with Pauly Shore, all the world's your oyster ♪
Before golf tees became popular, players would bawl aggressively.
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Before golf tees became popular, players would bawl aggressively.
DayQuil tarts are my favourite. I love the flavours. It's my flavourite!
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
DayQuil tarts are my favourite. I love the flavours. It's my flavourite!
Looky-look what I got here. Glasses. They're glass.
February 9, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Looky-look what I got here. Glasses. They're glass.
Every now and then, I kinda daydream about men all day...
February 8, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Every now and then, I kinda daydream about men all day...
And just remember to think to remember.
February 8, 2026 at 9:30 PM
And just remember to think to remember.
Every sponge is unacceptable.
February 8, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Every sponge is unacceptable.
Baking, by and large, is not baking.
February 8, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Baking, by and large, is not baking.
Butatutatutatut as far as attention to detail, there's No attention to detail.
February 8, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Butatutatutatut as far as attention to detail, there's No attention to detail.