DaThings Quotes
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A clerk carefully cuts a case of crispies and can not be caught by a careless cashier.
February 11, 2026 at 12:30 AM
And I want to fight you and all the Irish and a pea.
February 10, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Air belts and safety bags were invented to keep people in a car crash. So they don't always work.
February 10, 2026 at 9:30 PM
You know what they say, when you partner with a lobster, they pinch back!
February 10, 2026 at 8:30 PM
We don't need Florida! We don't need America! We don't need the world! SSSSSSTETS
February 10, 2026 at 7:30 PM
♪ You will therefore cast my boy... and Pootis. ♪
February 10, 2026 at 6:30 PM
We do not need your children. Send them to hell, and put college over their heads!
February 10, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Grass shines, birds hurt people, sun grows, and brother? I fly.
February 10, 2026 at 4:30 PM
And it's triple riveted. That means it's trivited.
February 10, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Here's Howie.
February 10, 2026 at 2:30 PM
♪ Tap can break through your door ♪
♪ You really should lock your door ♪
[Tap snickers loudly]
February 10, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Oh my God, it's Wario! Famous from the hit game series WarioWare!
February 10, 2026 at 12:31 PM
You have the satisfaction of knowing knowledge. Great work! You did it! Another job well done. Pass the milk.
February 10, 2026 at 11:30 AM
According to historicational records, there were guys over parts of Europe and Asia.
February 10, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Now, this is a jelly donut. Remember this jelly donut 'cause you can never go back.
February 10, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Our first priority is to get.
February 10, 2026 at 8:30 AM
By the way, you're dressed.
February 10, 2026 at 7:30 AM
♪ Tap can break through your door ♪
♪ You really should lock your door ♪
[Tap snickers loudly]
February 10, 2026 at 6:30 AM
All employees should be funny, so that you can help customers lol.
February 10, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Yes, like, it's a quintet, so we are looking at Five Guys.
February 10, 2026 at 4:30 AM
And I think it's fair to say: Shash.
February 10, 2026 at 3:30 AM
William Shakespeare wrote: "Thithithith rurururu tutututu... yay." I believe this wise statement best applies to a woman.
February 10, 2026 at 2:30 AM
BEARY: I think...
DAD: Why would you think?
February 10, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Milk: trusted by millions of millions of millions of milions of people, and important to millions of Minions.
February 10, 2026 at 12:30 AM