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Beef jerky is no longer a food.
February 14, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Beef jerky is no longer a food.
[cow moos and un-moos]
February 14, 2026 at 6:30 PM
[cow moos and un-moos]
There a science in the automotive industry called "machine-onomics", which is the study of the machine. What?
February 14, 2026 at 5:30 PM
There a science in the automotive industry called "machine-onomics", which is the study of the machine. What?
Have yourself a soup. [fanfare]
February 14, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Have yourself a soup. [fanfare]
Get me a sandwich!
February 14, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Get me a sandwich!
Josh, my advice to you is goodbye, Josh.
February 14, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Josh, my advice to you is goodbye, Josh.
See, there's a myth going around that if you take pure lead, and you melt it, that you can dip your hand in it.
I know! The trick is supposed to be that you'd be burnt or horribly injured.
I know! The trick is supposed to be that you'd be burnt or horribly injured.
February 14, 2026 at 12:30 PM
See, there's a myth going around that if you take pure lead, and you melt it, that you can dip your hand in it.
I know! The trick is supposed to be that you'd be burnt or horribly injured.
I know! The trick is supposed to be that you'd be burnt or horribly injured.
"I have literally no idea who this guy is" Says Local Man Presented with Elvis Presley Greatest Hits Compilation on Compact Disc
February 14, 2026 at 11:30 AM
"I have literally no idea who this guy is" Says Local Man Presented with Elvis Presley Greatest Hits Compilation on Compact Disc
Five and a quarter inches: the length of one soccer field, twice. That's close to two soccer fields!
February 14, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Five and a quarter inches: the length of one soccer field, twice. That's close to two soccer fields!
Explore the game Fortnite for the DSi Virtual Console service.
February 14, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Explore the game Fortnite for the DSi Virtual Console service.
♪ And God, I know... I'm God. ♪
February 14, 2026 at 8:30 AM
♪ And God, I know... I'm God. ♪
"IS THIS NECESSARY?" Verin said loudly.
February 14, 2026 at 5:30 AM
"IS THIS NECESSARY?" Verin said loudly.
Build the helicopter! And fly the helicopter! And lick the helicopter!
February 14, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Build the helicopter! And fly the helicopter! And lick the helicopter!
You can get just five dollars for only five dollars.
February 14, 2026 at 3:30 AM
You can get just five dollars for only five dollars.
In the 17th and 18th centuries, most wealthy people in Europe and America had at least one wealth.
February 14, 2026 at 2:30 AM
In the 17th and 18th centuries, most wealthy people in Europe and America had at least one wealth.
Yes, like, it's a quintet, so we are looking at Five Guys.
February 14, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Yes, like, it's a quintet, so we are looking at Five Guys.
♪ When you order lobster with some salmon, all the world's your tartar sauce ♪
February 14, 2026 at 12:30 AM
♪ When you order lobster with some salmon, all the world's your tartar sauce ♪
I, THE ANNOUNCER, am here to detail some features that can't be found in Super Smash Bros.
February 13, 2026 at 10:30 PM
I, THE ANNOUNCER, am here to detail some features that can't be found in Super Smash Bros.
And this is not lukewarm, this is lukecold.
February 13, 2026 at 9:30 PM
And this is not lukewarm, this is lukecold.
FRODOOR: What are you doing?
GANDALF: Things
GANDALF: Things
February 13, 2026 at 8:30 PM
FRODOOR: What are you doing?
GANDALF: Things
GANDALF: Things
We'll be cooking mouth water.
February 13, 2026 at 7:30 PM
We'll be cooking mouth water.