DaThings Quotes
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A clerk carefully cuts a case of crispies and can not be caught by a careless cashier.
February 11, 2026 at 12:30 AM
A clerk carefully cuts a case of crispies and can not be caught by a careless cashier.
And I want to fight you and all the Irish and a pea.
February 10, 2026 at 11:30 PM
And I want to fight you and all the Irish and a pea.
I'm Jen from JenJenJenJenJen.com. Today, I'm going to be disgusting online.
https://JenJenJenJenJen.com
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February 10, 2026 at 10:30 PM
I'm Jen from JenJenJenJenJen.com. Today, I'm going to be disgusting online.
Air belts and safety bags were invented to keep people in a car crash. So they don't always work.
February 10, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Air belts and safety bags were invented to keep people in a car crash. So they don't always work.
You know what they say, when you partner with a lobster, they pinch back!
February 10, 2026 at 8:30 PM
You know what they say, when you partner with a lobster, they pinch back!
We don't need Florida! We don't need America! We don't need the world! SSSSSSTETS
February 10, 2026 at 7:30 PM
We don't need Florida! We don't need America! We don't need the world! SSSSSSTETS
♪ You will therefore cast my boy... and Pootis. ♪
February 10, 2026 at 6:30 PM
♪ You will therefore cast my boy... and Pootis. ♪
We do not need your children. Send them to hell, and put college over their heads!
February 10, 2026 at 5:30 PM
We do not need your children. Send them to hell, and put college over their heads!
Grass shines, birds hurt people, sun grows, and brother? I fly.
February 10, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Grass shines, birds hurt people, sun grows, and brother? I fly.
And it's triple riveted. That means it's trivited.
February 10, 2026 at 3:30 PM
And it's triple riveted. That means it's trivited.
Here's Howie.
February 10, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Here's Howie.
♪ Tap can break through your door ♪
♪ You really should lock your door ♪
[Tap snickers loudly]
♪ You really should lock your door ♪
[Tap snickers loudly]
February 10, 2026 at 1:30 PM
♪ Tap can break through your door ♪
♪ You really should lock your door ♪
[Tap snickers loudly]
♪ You really should lock your door ♪
[Tap snickers loudly]
Oh my God, it's Wario! Famous from the hit game series WarioWare!
February 10, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Oh my God, it's Wario! Famous from the hit game series WarioWare!
You have the satisfaction of knowing knowledge. Great work! You did it! Another job well done. Pass the milk.
February 10, 2026 at 11:30 AM
You have the satisfaction of knowing knowledge. Great work! You did it! Another job well done. Pass the milk.
According to historicational records, there were guys over parts of Europe and Asia.
February 10, 2026 at 10:31 AM
According to historicational records, there were guys over parts of Europe and Asia.
Now, this is a jelly donut. Remember this jelly donut 'cause you can never go back.
February 10, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Now, this is a jelly donut. Remember this jelly donut 'cause you can never go back.
Our first priority is to get.
February 10, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Our first priority is to get.
By the way, you're dressed.
February 10, 2026 at 7:30 AM
By the way, you're dressed.
♪ Tap can break through your door ♪
♪ You really should lock your door ♪
[Tap snickers loudly]
♪ You really should lock your door ♪
[Tap snickers loudly]
February 10, 2026 at 6:30 AM
♪ Tap can break through your door ♪
♪ You really should lock your door ♪
[Tap snickers loudly]
♪ You really should lock your door ♪
[Tap snickers loudly]
All employees should be funny, so that you can help customers lol.
February 10, 2026 at 5:30 AM
All employees should be funny, so that you can help customers lol.
Yes, like, it's a quintet, so we are looking at Five Guys.
February 10, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Yes, like, it's a quintet, so we are looking at Five Guys.
And I think it's fair to say: Shash.
February 10, 2026 at 3:30 AM
And I think it's fair to say: Shash.
William Shakespeare wrote: "Thithithith rurururu tutututu... yay." I believe this wise statement best applies to a woman.
February 10, 2026 at 2:30 AM
William Shakespeare wrote: "Thithithith rurururu tutututu... yay." I believe this wise statement best applies to a woman.
BEARY: I think...
DAD: Why would you think?
DAD: Why would you think?
February 10, 2026 at 1:30 AM
BEARY: I think...
DAD: Why would you think?
DAD: Why would you think?
Milk: trusted by millions of millions of millions of milions of people, and important to millions of Minions.
February 10, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Milk: trusted by millions of millions of millions of milions of people, and important to millions of Minions.