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kenjennings.bsky.social
When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts
jbendery.bsky.social Jen Bendery @jbendery.bsky.social · 2d
An incredible turn of events here. 10/10, no notes. 😂
February 9, 2026 at 11:05 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
February 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
pattithebard.bsky.social
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms feels so immersive to me like yes, I am also one of the smallfolk at the tourney drinking and cheering for Dunk on the sidelines
February 9, 2026 at 4:02 AM
pattithebard.bsky.social
GOOOOOD I LOVE A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS SO MUCH
February 9, 2026 at 3:43 AM
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robdenbleyker.com
call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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alexblechman.bsky.social
Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
February 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
pattithebard.bsky.social
Entered the lottery for LA Olympics tickets next year lmao wish me luck
February 8, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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metafrantic.bsky.social
Second time in 3 days I’m posting this Vonnegut quote wrt AI.
“When I was 15, I spent a month working on an archeological dig. I was talking to one of the archeologists one day during our lunch break and he asked those kinds of ‘getting to know you’ questions you ask young people: Do you play sports? What’s your favorite subject? And I told him, no I don’t play any sports. I do theater, I’m in choir, I play the violin and piano, I used to take art classes. “And he went wow. That’s amazing! And I said, ‘Oh no, but I’m not any good at any of them.’ “And he said something then that I will never forget and which absolutely blew my mind because no one had ever said anything like it to me before: ‘I don’t think being good at things is the point of doing them. I think you’ve got all these wonderful experiences with different skills, and that all teaches you things and makes you an interesting person, no matter how well you do them.’ “And that honestly changed my life. Because I went from a failure, someone who hadn’t been talented enough at anything to excel, to someone who did things because I enjoyed them. I had been raised in such an achievement-oriented environment, so inundated with the myth of Talent, that I thought it was only worth doing things if you could ‘win’ at them.” -Kurt Vonnegut
February 8, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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legendarium.bsky.social
February 7, 2026 at 1:57 PM
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waltometry.bsky.social
I’m not arguing with no account defending AI. My grandmother lives in an area being environmentally compromised currently by an ai data center. I remember the color of the lake before they built it and the sludge I see in it when I go to see her. Shut the fuck up about “the benefits of AI” forever.
February 7, 2026 at 3:46 PM
pattithebard.bsky.social
Normally I don’t like to see people get dogpiled but everyone throwing tomatoes at that one stupid thread about AI is so funny
February 7, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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clove.bsky.social
EVERYBODY CAN MAKE ART IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR HUMAN SPIRIT
February 6, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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katriaraden.bsky.social
generative AI has become widely available in the summer of 2022 and entered mainstream in 2023

people are working themselves up in a frenzy, convinced they're utterly helpless without software younger than still-fresh canned tuna. we have been making art for at least 50,000 years, get a grip
February 6, 2026 at 11:13 PM
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bonnicula.bsky.social
pick up the ash and berries
photoshopped image of a caveman display showing a scultupure of a caveman who is sitting in the dirt chipping apart bits of stone. The venus of willendorf little curvy lady statue has been placed to his side and he is hurling a charcoal stick and sprig of blueberries towards the viewer Text overlay reads "pick up the fuckin ash and berries, brother"
February 6, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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hoovybaby.bsky.social
we’re not doing this under Woke 2 sorry not sorry
ANNOYED GYNOID ... @annoyedgynoid.bsky.... 23h "just don't use Al" is a luxury position. when people moralize choices made under scarcity, they're pretending the menu is the same for everyone. it fucking isn't.
February 6, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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danifroom.bsky.social
"I need AI to make art, human art is only for the rich and privileged-"
Iron Man meme, edited, Obadiah Stane yelling, "Your ancestors made timeless art in a cave! With berries and ash!"
February 6, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
There's exactly one normal man left on planet Earth.
acyn.bsky.social Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 5d
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”

Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 5:12 AM
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blazemalefica.bsky.social
ser miku
February 6, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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iwriteok.bsky.social
jeffrey epstein being the first domino for the financial crash, video game micro transactions, and Gamergate is making me lose my mind
segyges.bsky.social SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 5d
what the fuck man
February 6, 2026 at 3:57 AM
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nikkiophan.bsky.social
"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Jeffrey" i holler as i overturn a brazier at the billionaire party and turn this Eyes Wide Shut into Eyes Wide Shit
February 4, 2026 at 10:41 AM
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pseudonymjones.bsky.social
a quick comic about jesus
a comic titled “what would it be like if Jesus came back today?” The first panel shows Jesus standing on a bombed-out street. Several drones are flying into the distance. Jesu says, “do unto others as you would have them d” the text is partially obscured by an american bomb. the remaining panels are blank. a comic titled “what would it be like if Jesus came back today?” The text “— and he was born American” is added in red. In the first panel, Jesus with a hamburger is standing on a city street. He says, “do unto others as you would have them do unt-“ he is cut off as four operatives with guns and mismatched tactical gear tackle him. One tells, “DOWN ON THe GROUND ASSHOLE!!!” A drone circled overhead and an unmarked van pulls up. “STOP RESISTING” one of the masked men yells at Jesu who is already on the ground with his hands behind his back. More men, drones, and vans arrive. Finally, the scene is mostly obscured by vans and masked men jumping out of them. From back where Jesu was being held, multiple gunshots ring out. a comic titled “what would it be like if Jesus came back today?” The text “— and he was born AS A WHITE American” is added in red. Jesu stands on the city street with a burger. “Do unto— uh—“ he says. He sits on the burb and eats th burger hurriedly. “Shit, need to finish this before my next shift.” he also has a cigarette and is distracted looking at an assortment of things on his phone. He gets up and heads inside the building. “I shouldn’t have bought that burger now how am I going to pay rent” a comic titled “what would it be like if Jesus came back today?” The text “— and he was born as a RICH white American” has been added in red. Jesus, shaved and in a suit but still with a burger, stands by the window inside of a skyscraper. “do…” he says, “…you ever feel like you’ve changed so much about yourself in pursuit of wealth that you’ve lost what makes ‘you’ you?” He sighs and looks out the window while eating the burger. From behind him, someone says, “Mr. Christ your private helicopter to rich pedophile island has arrived.” “Ok,” says Jesus. He is gone in the final panel and a helicopter is flying away in the background. He appears to have smeared the remains of his burger on the window before leaving.
January 21, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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markpopham.bsky.social
i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit
February 5, 2026 at 3:43 AM
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shanemcpartlin.bsky.social
January 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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aftermath.site
The Steam Machine has been delayed because stupid little babies can't stop using AI to write their emails:

aftermath.site/steam-machine-...
February 5, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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mattielubchansky.com
worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM