New Year Better Walt
@waltometry.bsky.social
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A dork - I game and I Cosplay. Come hang out some time🤝🏾
Atlanta, Ga
https://twitch.tv/waltometry
https://www.tiktok.com/@waltometry?_t=8rOOxCj4JrS&_r=1
A dork - I game and I Cosplay. Come hang out some time🤝🏾
Atlanta, Ga
https://twitch.tv/waltometry
https://www.tiktok.com/@waltometry?_t=8rOOxCj4JrS&_r=1
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Gleep and glorp made water come outta my nose😂😂😂
We’re going to round back to you not liking banana pudding ONLY because homie’s coworker is over there eating gleep and glorp. Just doing shit in the kitchen smh
January 23, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Gleep and glorp made water come outta my nose😂😂😂
Now I wanna know why yall followed me 🙂↕️
If someone asked you why you started following them on SM, would you be honest?
January 23, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Now I wanna know why yall followed me 🙂↕️
Just a chill ass nigga with a good head on his shoulders 🤝🏾
Tbh I followed most people on here first fr. So idk why yall follow me back? Lmaoo
Yup, their mind was cool. It’s the only reason to follow.
January 23, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Just a chill ass nigga with a good head on his shoulders 🤝🏾
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Take him to HR - suspected drug abuse!
January 22, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Take him to HR - suspected drug abuse!
@meekayelah.bsky.social you might have just been dethroned as worst food takes. I’m at work and one of my coworkers just tried to tell us to try “banana pudding and mayo sandwhich”
I almost slapped him….
I almost slapped him….
January 22, 2026 at 10:15 PM
@meekayelah.bsky.social you might have just been dethroned as worst food takes. I’m at work and one of my coworkers just tried to tell us to try “banana pudding and mayo sandwhich”
I almost slapped him….
I almost slapped him….
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I’m actually really exhausted with current events. It’s exhausting to see all the division. It’s exhausting to see how the “elite” keep getting away with making all our lives harder bc of the aforementioned division. It’s exhausting to see how more things are becoming irreversible.
January 21, 2026 at 2:19 PM
I’m actually really exhausted with current events. It’s exhausting to see all the division. It’s exhausting to see how the “elite” keep getting away with making all our lives harder bc of the aforementioned division. It’s exhausting to see how more things are becoming irreversible.
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No matter whatever you think is about to happen next
I guarantee you’re wrong
I guarantee you’re wrong
January 20, 2026 at 8:46 PM
No matter whatever you think is about to happen next
I guarantee you’re wrong
I guarantee you’re wrong
They gonna stop having me at these meetings-
A new category of our food options are gonna be called “Stacked and Stretched”
My dumbass said “I miss her…” out loud 🤭
A new category of our food options are gonna be called “Stacked and Stretched”
My dumbass said “I miss her…” out loud 🤭
January 20, 2026 at 9:31 PM
They gonna stop having me at these meetings-
A new category of our food options are gonna be called “Stacked and Stretched”
My dumbass said “I miss her…” out loud 🤭
A new category of our food options are gonna be called “Stacked and Stretched”
My dumbass said “I miss her…” out loud 🤭
lol I’m in this meeting finding out that we had an allergen incident on of the days I was outta town. My big mouth “ so we used our epi-pen right? I mean we HAVE an epi-pen right?”
Boyyyyy the way everyone in the room stared at me-
APPARENTLY we don’t and 2 managers got cussed out bc of it
Boyyyyy the way everyone in the room stared at me-
APPARENTLY we don’t and 2 managers got cussed out bc of it
a yellow cartoon character with glasses and a funny face is sitting on a table .
Alt: Man, apparently the other leads got a whole lecture about how we shouldn’t need an emergency epi-pen because we should be aware and vigilant. Luckily I sat quietly, but you could see the “that don’t make sense” on my face. I look around at my coworkers and all these fucks looking at the ceiling and at they shoes and shit-
Lemme shut my ass up and find a new job already before this eventual lawsuit come up.
I’d love to watch a docuseries on the downfall of this company in like a year😅🤭-
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 9:18 PM
lol I’m in this meeting finding out that we had an allergen incident on of the days I was outta town. My big mouth “ so we used our epi-pen right? I mean we HAVE an epi-pen right?”
Boyyyyy the way everyone in the room stared at me-
APPARENTLY we don’t and 2 managers got cussed out bc of it
Boyyyyy the way everyone in the room stared at me-
APPARENTLY we don’t and 2 managers got cussed out bc of it
It’s one of those moments where “that hurt my feelings” meets “it’s fine I know for next time.”
Not a fan.
Not a fan.
January 20, 2026 at 5:31 PM
It’s one of those moments where “that hurt my feelings” meets “it’s fine I know for next time.”
Not a fan.
Not a fan.
I just wanna rub her back and feed her grapes but FUCKING CAPITALISM….
January 20, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I just wanna rub her back and feed her grapes but FUCKING CAPITALISM….
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You are such an incredible woman @thatgirlbamz.bsky.social ✨
You truly deserve everything wonderful this life has to offer and I want to thank you for allowing me to experience it by your side. Happy birthday, beautiful 😘
You truly deserve everything wonderful this life has to offer and I want to thank you for allowing me to experience it by your side. Happy birthday, beautiful 😘
January 20, 2026 at 11:03 AM
You are such an incredible woman @thatgirlbamz.bsky.social ✨
You truly deserve everything wonderful this life has to offer and I want to thank you for allowing me to experience it by your side. Happy birthday, beautiful 😘
You truly deserve everything wonderful this life has to offer and I want to thank you for allowing me to experience it by your side. Happy birthday, beautiful 😘
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If my spouse felt so comfortable as to call me ugly in front of other people, even in jest, they simply would no longer be my spouse.
Cause not only are you not funny, you’re lying, andddd you’re disrespecting me?
Cause not only are you not funny, you’re lying, andddd you’re disrespecting me?
a group of women are sitting in a stadium watching a game .
ALT: a group of women are sitting in a stadium watching a game .
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 1:38 AM
If my spouse felt so comfortable as to call me ugly in front of other people, even in jest, they simply would no longer be my spouse.
Cause not only are you not funny, you’re lying, andddd you’re disrespecting me?
Cause not only are you not funny, you’re lying, andddd you’re disrespecting me?
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Me watching her Titties slide in and out of her tank top while she sleeps.
January 20, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Me watching her Titties slide in and out of her tank top while she sleeps.
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Off from work today, which means an early stream 🙂↕️ we’re continuing our expedition!
twitch.tv/bysimonemalcolm
twitch.tv/bysimonemalcolm
January 19, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Off from work today, which means an early stream 🙂↕️ we’re continuing our expedition!
twitch.tv/bysimonemalcolm
twitch.tv/bysimonemalcolm
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One more hour to kill
January 19, 2026 at 10:16 PM
One more hour to kill
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I can't wait to clock out
January 19, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I can't wait to clock out
Being at work this morning, when she looked that good pouting at me as I was leaving- ive NEVER hated this job more🫠
January 19, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Being at work this morning, when she looked that good pouting at me as I was leaving- ive NEVER hated this job more🫠
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Not sure of the context but I agree because 9 times out of 10, this saves so much trouble.
block that white man and keep it moving.
January 19, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Not sure of the context but I agree because 9 times out of 10, this saves so much trouble.
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Death to sex offenders and child molesters 🙂↕️
January 19, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Death to sex offenders and child molesters 🙂↕️
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Almost time to get the kufis out the cleaners and change the battery on the laser eyes
January 19, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Almost time to get the kufis out the cleaners and change the battery on the laser eyes
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@waltometry.bsky.social is 100% correct. This ain’t no thang—there are so many albums, some I’d want to review again, some I want to deeply analyze and I’d need the 48 hours for that, some I never heard all the way through…and do we count double albums here?
Easy money is what I am saying.
Easy money is what I am saying.
January 19, 2026 at 1:36 PM
@waltometry.bsky.social is 100% correct. This ain’t no thang—there are so many albums, some I’d want to review again, some I want to deeply analyze and I’d need the 48 hours for that, some I never heard all the way through…and do we count double albums here?
Easy money is what I am saying.
Easy money is what I am saying.
DAMN (Kendrick Lamar), Nectar(Joji), SOS or CTRL (SZA), honesty there’s too many options to pic from.
If someone put $1,000,000 on the table and said you had to listen to one album on repeat for 48 hours straight…
what album are you risking your sanity for?
what album are you risking your sanity for?
a hand is holding a discman device in front of a table
ALT: a hand is holding a discman device in front of a table
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 1:28 PM
DAMN (Kendrick Lamar), Nectar(Joji), SOS or CTRL (SZA), honesty there’s too many options to pic from.
I for one eat it off the bone for my own enjoyment. I like pleasing her and its boosts my own enjoyment to see a job well done and the results🙂↕️🤭
That’s how I know y’all not having sex with people who like you fr. Because men will absolutely eat you up in real life for extended periods of time when they like you & they not there just to fuck & go home.
January 19, 2026 at 1:24 PM
I for one eat it off the bone for my own enjoyment. I like pleasing her and its boosts my own enjoyment to see a job well done and the results🙂↕️🤭
Scheduling me to come into work an hour early on MLK day feels very anti-black
January 19, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Scheduling me to come into work an hour early on MLK day feels very anti-black