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I will say this about being thrown under the bus: the view fucking sucks, but at least you get a good look at how the machinery works.
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HUNTR/X doll preorders are live!
I don't get paid until next week so I doubt I'll have a chance before these disappear but maybe someone else out there will get lucky lol
creations.mattel.com/products/hun...
I don't get paid until next week so I doubt I'll have a chance before these disappear but maybe someone else out there will get lucky lol
creations.mattel.com/products/hun...
HUNTR/X Rumi, Mira, Zoey “What It Sounds Like” 3-Pack
HUNTR/X brings their iconic style to Mattel in this 3-doll set.
creations.mattel.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
HUNTR/X doll preorders are live!
I don't get paid until next week so I doubt I'll have a chance before these disappear but maybe someone else out there will get lucky lol
creations.mattel.com/products/hun...
I don't get paid until next week so I doubt I'll have a chance before these disappear but maybe someone else out there will get lucky lol
creations.mattel.com/products/hun...
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Lots of folks captioning aurora photos like "for a few minutes we didn't think about politics"
guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
November 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Lots of folks captioning aurora photos like "for a few minutes we didn't think about politics"
guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
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"Sorry kiddo, mommy got laid off so we can't afford $35 a month for grandma anymore"
"But we still have Netflix, right?"
"Well obviously"
"But we still have Netflix, right?"
"Well obviously"
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
"Sorry kiddo, mommy got laid off so we can't afford $35 a month for grandma anymore"
"But we still have Netflix, right?"
"Well obviously"
"But we still have Netflix, right?"
"Well obviously"
Anna just sent me a link to English Boy from Psychoderelict on YouTube and I am just sitting here marveling at how Pete Townsend basically extrapolated social media from the early days of the internet, but instead of making a concept album about that, he made a concept album about someone making it.
November 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Anna just sent me a link to English Boy from Psychoderelict on YouTube and I am just sitting here marveling at how Pete Townsend basically extrapolated social media from the early days of the internet, but instead of making a concept album about that, he made a concept album about someone making it.
Yeah, this kind of thing is why I had to go to Planned Parenthood even though the rest of my healthcare was at a clinic for low-income Texans - the clinic's main office was inside a catholic hospital.
You do not have to hand it to the Catholic bishops. In the same meeting, they banned gender affirming care at all Catholic hospitals nationwide.
www.npr.org/2025/11/12/g...
www.npr.org/2025/11/12/g...
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Yeah, this kind of thing is why I had to go to Planned Parenthood even though the rest of my healthcare was at a clinic for low-income Texans - the clinic's main office was inside a catholic hospital.
I was wondering if that post was going to get him suspended.
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I was wondering if that post was going to get him suspended.
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Remember, the only hard choices allowed by Democrats are to remove the rights of trans people and POC so the Right does not remove the rights of trans people and POC.
Telling someone they can't own an F500 who doesn't work construction? That's fucked up.
Telling someone they can't own an F500 who doesn't work construction? That's fucked up.
I'm kind of baffled how the "moderates" have apparently all decided to turn against climate policy at once, just as China reaches green electrostate liftoff mode. I thought these people were all about National Greatness and making Hard Choices
November 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Remember, the only hard choices allowed by Democrats are to remove the rights of trans people and POC so the Right does not remove the rights of trans people and POC.
Telling someone they can't own an F500 who doesn't work construction? That's fucked up.
Telling someone they can't own an F500 who doesn't work construction? That's fucked up.
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Please continue making calls to Visa and Mastercard, because they are working alongside conservative legislators to crack down on free speech and expression!
A dual pronged offense requires a dual pronged defense!
A dual pronged offense requires a dual pronged defense!
#SaveSpeech
starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Please continue making calls to Visa and Mastercard, because they are working alongside conservative legislators to crack down on free speech and expression!
A dual pronged offense requires a dual pronged defense!
A dual pronged offense requires a dual pronged defense!
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Full circle, man. Long live Elton, long live Outkast.
November 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Full circle, man. Long live Elton, long live Outkast.
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They rounded a bunch of random Venezuelans with tats and pretended they were in tren de aragua, then started blowing up random Venezuelan boats they claim “carried drugs,” in order to slowly groom their base into supporting a full ground war on Venezuela that was always about oil
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 AM
They rounded a bunch of random Venezuelans with tats and pretended they were in tren de aragua, then started blowing up random Venezuelan boats they claim “carried drugs,” in order to slowly groom their base into supporting a full ground war on Venezuela that was always about oil
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November 14, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Just 6k left 'til we hit MY favorite stretch goal- BEACH EPISODE!
If you know me, you wouldn't be surprised by that, of course.
LET'S GET IT THERE FOLKS!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
If you know me, you wouldn't be surprised by that, of course.
LET'S GET IT THERE FOLKS!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
Bunlith! -The Animated Series
An animated series about trans women plugging themselves into video games to try to debug the world, their community, and themselves!
www.kickstarter.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Just 6k left 'til we hit MY favorite stretch goal- BEACH EPISODE!
If you know me, you wouldn't be surprised by that, of course.
LET'S GET IT THERE FOLKS!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
If you know me, you wouldn't be surprised by that, of course.
LET'S GET IT THERE FOLKS!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
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What if what we KNEW WE FUCKING KNEW IN TWENTY SEVENTY WHEN WOMEN STOOD UP AND BEEN TAKEN SERIOUSLY
AND HANDLED TRUTHFULLY
WHAT IF BLACK LIVES HAD MATTERED FOR LONGER THAN GUILT
WHAT COULD WE HAVE DONE
AND HANDLED TRUTHFULLY
WHAT IF BLACK LIVES HAD MATTERED FOR LONGER THAN GUILT
WHAT COULD WE HAVE DONE
November 14, 2025 at 6:00 AM
What if what we KNEW WE FUCKING KNEW IN TWENTY SEVENTY WHEN WOMEN STOOD UP AND BEEN TAKEN SERIOUSLY
AND HANDLED TRUTHFULLY
WHAT IF BLACK LIVES HAD MATTERED FOR LONGER THAN GUILT
WHAT COULD WE HAVE DONE
AND HANDLED TRUTHFULLY
WHAT IF BLACK LIVES HAD MATTERED FOR LONGER THAN GUILT
WHAT COULD WE HAVE DONE
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PORN IS ART, PORN IS GOOD, PEOPLE MAKING PORN IS A SIGN OF A HEALTHY SOCIETY
There has been a noticeable reticence in left and liberal circles to voice full-throated support for pornography, even as it's become increasingly clear what the open end goals of the censorship movement are
In a lot of ways other leftists chose this path folks. They shrugged and didn’t care when Patreon banned a ton of hypnosis and TF creators, or when YouTube started their ASMR crackdown. Now it’s coming for queer porn creators, more and more. Who will stand up?
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
PORN IS ART, PORN IS GOOD, PEOPLE MAKING PORN IS A SIGN OF A HEALTHY SOCIETY
Janis Ian released this album in 1975, when I was a little baby.
When the Party's Over (Remastered)
YouTube video by Janis Ian - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Janis Ian released this album in 1975, when I was a little baby.
"It's a PARODY of Ossoff and is perfectly legal under current laws."
Jesus fuck what a bullshit timeline we live in.
Jesus fuck what a bullshit timeline we live in.
I'm not going to repost the deepfake video but Mike Collins has resorted to using them to attack Jon Ossoff
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
"It's a PARODY of Ossoff and is perfectly legal under current laws."
Jesus fuck what a bullshit timeline we live in.
Jesus fuck what a bullshit timeline we live in.
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Same that there’s no such thing as “having sex with a child” - it’s called RAPE
Editorial note for anyone writing about Epstein, there is no such thing as an "underage woman."
November 13, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Same that there’s no such thing as “having sex with a child” - it’s called RAPE
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I don't think we talk enough about the fact that what underpins their belief is a corruption of the bible - prosperity gospel. They think because they are rich , they are blessed by god.
also for people who are going to say, I'm saying they aren't really christian - I'm not. /1
also for people who are going to say, I'm saying they aren't really christian - I'm not. /1
Like the Koch brothers and other conservative billionaires, Dunn and Wilks want to slash regulations and taxes.
Their endgame, however, is more radical: not just to limit the government but also to steer it toward Christian rule.
(Published Oct. 2024)
Their endgame, however, is more radical: not just to limit the government but also to steer it toward Christian rule.
(Published Oct. 2024)
A Pair of Billionaire Preachers Built the Most Powerful Political Machine in Texas. That’s Just the Start.
Tim Dunn and Farris Wilks are poised to take their Christian nationalist agenda nationwide.
www.propublica.org
November 14, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I don't think we talk enough about the fact that what underpins their belief is a corruption of the bible - prosperity gospel. They think because they are rich , they are blessed by god.
also for people who are going to say, I'm saying they aren't really christian - I'm not. /1
also for people who are going to say, I'm saying they aren't really christian - I'm not. /1
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"Were" in werewolf is from the old English "wer", meaning man. The old english for woman was "wif", which is where we get wife from.
So a girl with lycanthropy would actually be a wifewolf
So a girl with lycanthropy would actually be a wifewolf
November 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
"Were" in werewolf is from the old English "wer", meaning man. The old english for woman was "wif", which is where we get wife from.
So a girl with lycanthropy would actually be a wifewolf
So a girl with lycanthropy would actually be a wifewolf
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take it from me, someone who could have started years earlier and didnt because scared
do it scared
do it scared
I know it's cliché to say this, but if you're thinking about transitioning, just fucking do it already. You can always stop if you don't like it, but if you wait years and years and then do it and realize it was the best decision you ever made, you'll bitterly regret not having done it sooner.
November 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
take it from me, someone who could have started years earlier and didnt because scared
do it scared
do it scared
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There has been a noticeable reticence in left and liberal circles to voice full-throated support for pornography, even as it's become increasingly clear what the open end goals of the censorship movement are
In a lot of ways other leftists chose this path folks. They shrugged and didn’t care when Patreon banned a ton of hypnosis and TF creators, or when YouTube started their ASMR crackdown. Now it’s coming for queer porn creators, more and more. Who will stand up?
November 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
There has been a noticeable reticence in left and liberal circles to voice full-throated support for pornography, even as it's become increasingly clear what the open end goals of the censorship movement are
Five hours in and this incredible confession has not been deleted yet.
When I was 37 I was dating a woman who was 19. The thing that inspired me to break things off was hearing Pearl Jam's "Alive" on the radio - a song released 9 years before her birth she had never heard . In that moment I realized things would never work.
November 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Five hours in and this incredible confession has not been deleted yet.
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i thought the epstein emails were just the way rich dudes act, but now i see that pedophiles literally cannot help but identify themselves publicly the moment the get the semblance of a chance
November 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
i thought the epstein emails were just the way rich dudes act, but now i see that pedophiles literally cannot help but identify themselves publicly the moment the get the semblance of a chance
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Ah, Autumn. Cooler weather, which is nice for a wolf. Beautiful foliage in so many vibrant colors. Fall here is pretty nice! Perfect conditions for a nice jog, don't you think? Here's something that @graveycat.bsky.social's been working on for me. Nothing out of the ordinary here.... 😘
November 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Ah, Autumn. Cooler weather, which is nice for a wolf. Beautiful foliage in so many vibrant colors. Fall here is pretty nice! Perfect conditions for a nice jog, don't you think? Here's something that @graveycat.bsky.social's been working on for me. Nothing out of the ordinary here.... 😘
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What you need to know about this is that the Rocky theme is playing and is belting out "Trying hard noooowwww~~/ it's so hard noooowwww~~" As they pick up the robot and fuck up the curtain pull
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
What you need to know about this is that the Rocky theme is playing and is belting out "Trying hard noooowwww~~/ it's so hard noooowwww~~" As they pick up the robot and fuck up the curtain pull