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I will say this about being thrown under the bus: the view fucking sucks, but at least you get a good look at how the machinery works.
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You can tell things are going well in America because accounts with names like MovieTVFunZone are posting things like, "THE PIGS ARE KIDNAPPING CHILDREN AND PRIESTS. THE TREE OF LIBERTY DEMANDS TO BE WATERED"
January 23, 2026 at 11:50 PM
You can tell things are going well in America because accounts with names like MovieTVFunZone are posting things like, "THE PIGS ARE KIDNAPPING CHILDREN AND PRIESTS. THE TREE OF LIBERTY DEMANDS TO BE WATERED"
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Another question I came here with was: how effective are the whistles and honking? Does it stop abductions? And the answer is, surprisingly to my cynical self, yes, and often. I have talked to so many people who have successfully interrupted kidnappings.
January 23, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Another question I came here with was: how effective are the whistles and honking? Does it stop abductions? And the answer is, surprisingly to my cynical self, yes, and often. I have talked to so many people who have successfully interrupted kidnappings.
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To everyone who thought by “taking the bait” he meant “violent resistance”. Today Jacob Frey had his police arrest clergy members for peacefully protesting. Yes even PEACEFUL PROTESTS are considered “taking the bait” and “chaos”. That is TOO MUCH resistance for police state fetishists like him.
January 24, 2026 at 7:00 AM
To everyone who thought by “taking the bait” he meant “violent resistance”. Today Jacob Frey had his police arrest clergy members for peacefully protesting. Yes even PEACEFUL PROTESTS are considered “taking the bait” and “chaos”. That is TOO MUCH resistance for police state fetishists like him.
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they tried to get a warrant to investigate Renee for assault on an officer
After she was dead
After she was dead
Breaking MS NOW:
Aides to Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche directed the U.S. Attorney's office and FBI agents in Minnesota to shut down the civil rights investigation into the fatal shooting of Renee Good and instead alter it to probe Good for possible criminal liability.
Aides to Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche directed the U.S. Attorney's office and FBI agents in Minnesota to shut down the civil rights investigation into the fatal shooting of Renee Good and instead alter it to probe Good for possible criminal liability.
DOJ sought to probe Renee Good for criminal liability, even after her death: Sources
A judge refused an FBI warrant that proposed investigating dead Minnesota mom for suspected assault on an officer.
www.ms.now
January 24, 2026 at 12:53 AM
they tried to get a warrant to investigate Renee for assault on an officer
After she was dead
After she was dead
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fear.
they need to demonstrate that resistance is worse than useless, that it will be broken, and that their agents have impunity regardless of their actions.
they need to demonstrate that resistance is worse than useless, that it will be broken, and that their agents have impunity regardless of their actions.
So… what’s the strategic goal for the administration in Minnesota, exactly?
I’m not being cute, I don’t understand the theory of victory here and want someone to explain it to me.
I’m not being cute, I don’t understand the theory of victory here and want someone to explain it to me.
January 24, 2026 at 1:18 AM
fear.
they need to demonstrate that resistance is worse than useless, that it will be broken, and that their agents have impunity regardless of their actions.
they need to demonstrate that resistance is worse than useless, that it will be broken, and that their agents have impunity regardless of their actions.
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Turns out all the fear mongering about China spying on your every move through TikTok was projection
January 23, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Turns out all the fear mongering about China spying on your every move through TikTok was projection
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If we want Eisner HOF to be a respectable institution, it should acknowledge history while being critical of those figures in it. This shouldnt just be folks like Hergé who are long dead and we acknowledge their "outdated portrayals", but modern, still alive figures as well.
January 23, 2026 at 10:11 PM
If we want Eisner HOF to be a respectable institution, it should acknowledge history while being critical of those figures in it. This shouldnt just be folks like Hergé who are long dead and we acknowledge their "outdated portrayals", but modern, still alive figures as well.
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Also, the arctic vortex wandering south like this IS an indicator of climate change, as it is due to the destabilization of the jet stream and oceanic currents.
Yes, it’s cold across part of the United States today.
This does *not* mean the global-scale patterns of long-term warming linked to climate change are not happening.
The United States covers only 1.8% of the planet. And a few days is only 0.03% of the 30 years we average for climate statistics.
This does *not* mean the global-scale patterns of long-term warming linked to climate change are not happening.
The United States covers only 1.8% of the planet. And a few days is only 0.03% of the 30 years we average for climate statistics.
January 23, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Also, the arctic vortex wandering south like this IS an indicator of climate change, as it is due to the destabilization of the jet stream and oceanic currents.
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All of this.
Disrupt the “violence comes from emotions running too high” narrative whenever you can.
Patriarchal violence doesn’t come from someone losing control. It comes from someone using a very specific set of tactics to seek more control than they already have.
Disrupt the “violence comes from emotions running too high” narrative whenever you can.
Patriarchal violence doesn’t come from someone losing control. It comes from someone using a very specific set of tactics to seek more control than they already have.
This is it right here. Law enforcement personnel who move 0 to 60 with their aggression when "executing detention orders" are doing so from learned behavior - it is not instinctual to smash a car window, cut someone's seat belt, drag them out of their car and throw them to the ground. It's taught.
Watching these videos of ICE attacking children, I can’t help but think about how many of these men first practiced their violence in their own homes.
Domestic violence teaches our oppressors to dehumanize the most vulnerable among us.
Domestic violence teaches our oppressors to dehumanize the most vulnerable among us.
January 23, 2026 at 8:24 PM
All of this.
Disrupt the “violence comes from emotions running too high” narrative whenever you can.
Patriarchal violence doesn’t come from someone losing control. It comes from someone using a very specific set of tactics to seek more control than they already have.
Disrupt the “violence comes from emotions running too high” narrative whenever you can.
Patriarchal violence doesn’t come from someone losing control. It comes from someone using a very specific set of tactics to seek more control than they already have.
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RFK Jr tweeted a 15 second AI clip of himself walking with a penguin to organ music, for some reason.
January 23, 2026 at 8:23 PM
RFK Jr tweeted a 15 second AI clip of himself walking with a penguin to organ music, for some reason.
Welp. I am in California and I can in fact confirm this.
January 23, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Welp. I am in California and I can in fact confirm this.
This is regarding Dave Sim being added to the Will Eisner Hall of Fame, and it's a damn good question. Because did Dave Sim do things to advance comic books? Yes. Did he then turn his comic book into a long misogynistic screed? Also yes.
It essentially comes down to "Is a Hall of Fame a congratulation, or a museum?" and I genuinely don't know the right answer to that!
January 23, 2026 at 8:52 PM
This is regarding Dave Sim being added to the Will Eisner Hall of Fame, and it's a damn good question. Because did Dave Sim do things to advance comic books? Yes. Did he then turn his comic book into a long misogynistic screed? Also yes.
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"The original photo shows Nekima Levy Armstrong in handcuffs being led away by a federal officer with his face blurred out. Armstrong is composed and steady in this image. A veteran of social justice movements and a trained attorney, she appears as one might expect, her expression troubled but calm.
January 23, 2026 at 8:38 PM
"The original photo shows Nekima Levy Armstrong in handcuffs being led away by a federal officer with his face blurred out. Armstrong is composed and steady in this image. A veteran of social justice movements and a trained attorney, she appears as one might expect, her expression troubled but calm.
Tear it all the fuck DOWN
“We have a nice little database, & now you’re considered domestic terrorists” says an ICE agent after photographing a civilian who was videotaping them. Posted today by Brian Allen on X. h/t @allenanalysis.bsky.social
January 23, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Tear it all the fuck DOWN
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“We have a nice little database, & now you’re considered domestic terrorists” says an ICE agent after photographing a civilian who was videotaping them. Posted today by Brian Allen on X. h/t @allenanalysis.bsky.social
January 23, 2026 at 6:30 PM
“We have a nice little database, & now you’re considered domestic terrorists” says an ICE agent after photographing a civilian who was videotaping them. Posted today by Brian Allen on X. h/t @allenanalysis.bsky.social
I love this thing, it's so cool looking but at the same time? It would cause SO MANY SHIPWRECKS.
January 23, 2026 at 8:15 AM
I love this thing, it's so cool looking but at the same time? It would cause SO MANY SHIPWRECKS.
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me: i would never name a child after punctuation
~ swinton: what the fuck dude
~ swinton: what the fuck dude
January 23, 2026 at 3:39 AM
me: i would never name a child after punctuation
~ swinton: what the fuck dude
~ swinton: what the fuck dude
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Yes, there are some cishet furries
the are a minority in furry, unlike many other spaces and subcultures.
Furry is all about radical acceptance of self definition.
It is not coincidental that trans people are overrepresented in furry compared to basically everywhere else.
the are a minority in furry, unlike many other spaces and subcultures.
Furry is all about radical acceptance of self definition.
It is not coincidental that trans people are overrepresented in furry compared to basically everywhere else.
January 8, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Yes, there are some cishet furries
the are a minority in furry, unlike many other spaces and subcultures.
Furry is all about radical acceptance of self definition.
It is not coincidental that trans people are overrepresented in furry compared to basically everywhere else.
the are a minority in furry, unlike many other spaces and subcultures.
Furry is all about radical acceptance of self definition.
It is not coincidental that trans people are overrepresented in furry compared to basically everywhere else.
Remember: "More training" and "funding for training" are NOT the same thing as "Prosecution." Neither is "body cams." PROSECUTION.
January 23, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Remember: "More training" and "funding for training" are NOT the same thing as "Prosecution." Neither is "body cams." PROSECUTION.
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And this is how they get treated when their boys are in total control of power structures. We get the power back and they are fucked eternally.
Enjoy being the dumbass invading army that invaded your own fucking country; where are you going now, you Nazi dipshits?
Enjoy being the dumbass invading army that invaded your own fucking country; where are you going now, you Nazi dipshits?
DHS this is your communications director speaking. I am advising you today to please keep posting about how everyone hates you.
January 23, 2026 at 5:42 AM
And this is how they get treated when their boys are in total control of power structures. We get the power back and they are fucked eternally.
Enjoy being the dumbass invading army that invaded your own fucking country; where are you going now, you Nazi dipshits?
Enjoy being the dumbass invading army that invaded your own fucking country; where are you going now, you Nazi dipshits?
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Washington- they’re trying the internet age restriction stuff here. Do you want to give up *your* privacy because someone else can’t properly parent *their* children? Comment, call, don’t let it pass!
Do you live in Washington State?
I need you to do two things:
1) Go here (app.leg.wa.gov/billsummary?...) & read HB 2112.
2) Go here (app.leg.wa.gov/pbc/bill/2112) & leave a comment urging your representatives to vote AGAINST the bill.
This is SERIOUS shit. Please!
My comment in the BLUE images.
I need you to do two things:
1) Go here (app.leg.wa.gov/billsummary?...) & read HB 2112.
2) Go here (app.leg.wa.gov/pbc/bill/2112) & leave a comment urging your representatives to vote AGAINST the bill.
This is SERIOUS shit. Please!
My comment in the BLUE images.
January 23, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Washington- they’re trying the internet age restriction stuff here. Do you want to give up *your* privacy because someone else can’t properly parent *their* children? Comment, call, don’t let it pass!
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credit where it's due, this is nice at least
Notching a rare win: House passed spending bills with all anti-trans riders removed—no care bans, no school funding threats, nothing.
Sarah McBride and Dem appropriators fought for this for months. open.substack.com/pub/aridrenn...
Sarah McBride and Dem appropriators fought for this for months. open.substack.com/pub/aridrenn...
BREAKING: House Passes Spending Bills With All Anti-Trans Riders Stripped Out
Provisions targeting gender-affirming care and trans students were removed during negotiations. The bill now heads to the Senate
open.substack.com
January 23, 2026 at 3:49 AM
credit where it's due, this is nice at least
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Going out on a limb, but I think it's bad for the world's richest man to have his own pet federal judge he can direct all his cases to.
January 23, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Going out on a limb, but I think it's bad for the world's richest man to have his own pet federal judge he can direct all his cases to.