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I will say this about being thrown under the bus: the view fucking sucks, but at least you get a good look at how the machinery works.
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You need to say it with me: These are snitch boxes, I will not snitch in these boxes.
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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why is windscribe vpn being transphobic on the company twitter account in lundukes replies what is going on
November 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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I don't usually say this because the people who commission me are all very smart and handsome and pretty. But yeah. Never, ever leave feedback on a paypro. Thoroughly inappropriate when the artist is *right there* and would appreciate a comment on the work itself or in DMs.
i figured i should make a post about this since its kind of important and i wanted to get the word out
November 20, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Tagging this on here, because holy crap this thread still keeps going! I'm highlighting some upcoming games that might be of interest, and honestly we can all rail against AI in multiple ways, but a great way to do it is highlight and uplift neat games, like all these wonderful looking ones here:
Here, how about some upcoming games?

Kingdoms of the Dump is releasing later today, a game I have been seriously anticipating, an oldschool pixel art RPG. One of the characters is a rat. Art for the bosses is being done by Look Outside dev Frankie Smile Show. Garbage day is nearly here!
Kingdoms of the Dump on Steam
A SNES styled JRPG set in a fantasy world of garbage, created by two janitors. Join Trash Can Knight, Dustin Binsley, as he fights his way through the Five and a Half Kingdoms of the Dump!
store.steampowered.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
🎶this is why piracy is archival🎶
The state of retrogaming in a nutshell.
November 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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The reason science standards are so low in the United States is because the state of Texas is the largest purchaser of science textbooks. So the entire country has limited understanding of biological evolution because a bunch of religious idiots in Texas wreck things for everyone else.
November 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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We don't have woke anymore in this country. It's virtually illegal. You'll have a couple of wokesters
Trump on AI: "You can't go through 50 states. You have to get one approval. 50 is a disaster. Because you'll have one woke state and you'll have to do all woke. You'll be back in the woke business. We don't have woke anymore in this country. It's virtually illegal. You'll have a couple of wokesters"
November 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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It continues to be grimly hilarious to me that the CIA is being overthrown in a right-wing coup
We want to speak directly to members of the Military and the Intelligence Community.

The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution.

Don’t give up the ship.
November 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Weiss contributed to The War on Science (edited by close Epstein associate Lawrence Krauss) but I didn’t cover her essay in my review because it was so incredibly self-serving and tedious. She seems unpleasant and boring www.liberalcurrents.com/wars-on-scie...
November 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
.....Black Sniffer?

what in the JK Rowling ass shit is this?
Your GI JOE name is the color of your shirt followed by your first pet's name.

GO.
November 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Burned Furs: We blame furries who don't condemn or disassociate from people who make the fandom look bad as to why we're badly portrayed in media.

Also Burned Furs: We refuse to condemn and disassociate with one of our founders for being homophobic... Why are you all saying we're homophobic?
November 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Y'all, this is REALLY BIG. This is NOT DONE. It's true that military and intelligence members are required to disobey illegal orders. Directly reminding them of this? As ex-members? As government officials? WHILE REMINDING PEOPLE THEY'RE EX-MEMBERS? This is ENORMOUS.
We want to speak directly to members of the Military and the Intelligence Community.

The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution.

Don’t give up the ship.
November 19, 2025 at 8:47 PM
It took me a minute to realize that the image in the lower right is a shark chewing on a fiberoptic cable, and if I'd scrolled down to the replies I'd've seen an article about that very thing answering the question.
November 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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The thing about the government bailing out genAI when the bubble pops, is it can't.

It's almost half the US stock market. It is bigger than consumer spending.

The government would have to spend like half its entire budget, on something that loses billions of dollars a month, forever.
November 19, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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“The government is allowed to post real death threats on social media but you’re not allowed to post sarcastic death threats on social media” is actually a pretty apt distillation of power and violence
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Nothing is a better demonstration of the anti-scientific nature of banning trans women from sports than the fact that the IOC's OWN STUDY found no evidence trans women have any advantage over cis women in sports, but they're planning on going ahead with banning us anyways
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
most of the ones I see are cartoon characters who are canonically teenagers OR YOUNGER.
I've started reporting any AI girlfriend ad I come across out of sheer spite and disgust. And yeah, a *lot* of the ad images are made to look like high schoolers in pornstar makeup. It's very gross...
November 19, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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your daily reminder that christians are so suggestible they became homophobic by accident
November 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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This is exactly what happened.
Kind of feels like the IOC expected for the study to say "yeah trans women are like the hulk somehow" and when it completely undercut the reasoning behind banning us. They have simply elected to ignore their own work.
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Just finished reading Straight by @chucktingle.bsky.social
Queer culture and the danger of straights who care nothing for our safety, and fairweather allies who abandon the fight when things get tough put a very relevant spin on the classic zombie apocalypse.
Would highly recommend!
November 19, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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Yet again, I'm don't know how to pretend I have any cultural, ethical, or religious values in common with these people.

If the lesson you take from the Holocaust isn't to defend the weak, but rather that Jews are justified in anything we do because anti-semitism exists, you're just another monster.
I'm struck by this clip of former Obama speechwriter Sarah Hurwitz saying Holocaust education has backfired in part because people Palestinians as victims: "They think the lesson of the Holocaust is…you fight the big powerful people hurting the weak people."

www.reddit.com/r/JewsOfCons...
From the JewsOfConscience community on Reddit: Former Obama speechwriter Sarah Hurwitz speaking to the Jewish Federation and lamenting that young people are learning the wrong lessons from Holocaust e...
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November 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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when bluesky was in its very early days and I was making my first forays into posting a nice lady with a pig liked to talk Discworld with me all the time

one day, because of what happened here, she logged off completely

I started a Discworld quote thread because I missed chatting with her
Two years and two days ago, a woman delivered some chili to her new neighbors. Everyone was very happy and normal and there were no lasting effects.
November 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Aren't those features enabled by default? I recall having to go and manually disable those features which I never asked for in the first place. Are you fucking kidding me, MS?!?!
"Microsoft warns that Windows 11's agentic AI could install malware on your PC: 'Only enable this feature if you understand the security implications.'"

bro what--
what are we doing here, exactly, how can you--anyone be okay with this?
November 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM