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Apologies for the watermark, I no longer have the video editing software I used to use, but...
November 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
November 18, 2025 at 8:21 AM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

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I don't remember downloading this or the context or even who that is
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
oh no I thought @bitterkarella.bsky.social made this take up as a gag
November 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I'll be honest, I did enjoy that show more when Aileen was in the episode.
November 16, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Me, googling Malört, and finding their website at malort.com: "WORMWOOD? Well shit that's uhhhhh a choice."

Their official timeline, clarifying, "not JUST wormwood..."
November 15, 2025 at 6:36 AM
It wasn't that long ago that $4.03 a gallon would've been unthinkable, instead of the cheapest gas in town.
November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I genuinely do recommend the series. As to why, here's the premise of the light novels, from Wikipedia:
November 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Just keeping it within Tesla...
November 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
the dumbest fucking timeline
November 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
At first I was like "he's kind of young in this maybe it's before he did his thing" but when you're learning about him from a questgiver, she explicitly mentions him having done the experiments, so no.

Also, since the events of the book are canon...
November 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Only the most normal of extremely normal people.
November 5, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Welcome to the voter panopticon! This is an absolutely fully hinged, extremely normal way to talk about voting.
November 5, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I have, in the past, had NFT dipshits argue that it was no different from my avatar. To which I say, I sent an artist a drawing I had done of this character years ago. She sent back beautiful art of that character, for which she tried to undercharge me. (🎨@chaiyote.bsky.social)
November 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I'd read it.
November 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
November 3, 2025 at 6:34 AM
November 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
If you're under the impression that Tumblr is dead, and you don't know what Children's Hospital Color Theory is, it starts with this...
November 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM
It works but the moveset is practically random.
November 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Chatbot ads are super fucking disturbing
November 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM
jesus fuck
October 30, 2025 at 5:42 AM
TERRIBLE MOVIES I LIKE ANYWAY:
Brain Damage
October 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I have a ridiculously huge games library SPECIFICALLY because Amazon gives away a dozen games a month to Prime subscribers.
October 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Baby if you're not coming straight home we need dog fud
October 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Wow, that's exactly what I said!
October 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM