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@pantslesshero.bsky.social
I build and endlessly tweak Commander decks. Only occasional Magic-posting. He/him CA. ☭
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one of my dumbass friends caught me locked in on P4 of the final boss of Silksong and sent me this
November 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
one of my dumbass friends caught me locked in on P4 of the final boss of Silksong and sent me this
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(youth pastor voice) You know who else fought the Devil down in Georgia?
August 11, 2023 at 6:54 PM
(youth pastor voice) You know who else fought the Devil down in Georgia?
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dont call me daughter
When I was 37 I was dating a woman who was 19. The thing that inspired me to break things off was hearing Pearl Jam's "Alive" on the radio - a song released 9 years before her birth she had never heard . In that moment I realized things would never work.
November 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
dont call me daughter
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Nuremburg trials is the moderate position
He said that the agents would throw food at them to eat. The agents threatened to withhold food for a week and to beat him up if he didn't sign deportation papers. He said he saw others refuse and get beaten/receive no food. He signed because he was afraid.
November 7, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Nuremburg trials is the moderate position
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she wanna ride it for free like im zohran mamdani
November 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
she wanna ride it for free like im zohran mamdani
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the mtg/linguistics/trans nerds have translated "death before detransition" into phyrexian.
October 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
the mtg/linguistics/trans nerds have translated "death before detransition" into phyrexian.
Benches clear, finish ya drinks!
November 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Benches clear, finish ya drinks!
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wont slow my car and merge with you,
ive seen your blinker but wont lose a second of my time
there’s nothing you can try and do
ill block you out wont merge with you
ive seen your blinker but wont lose a second of my time
there’s nothing you can try and do
ill block you out wont merge with you
November 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
wont slow my car and merge with you,
ive seen your blinker but wont lose a second of my time
there’s nothing you can try and do
ill block you out wont merge with you
ive seen your blinker but wont lose a second of my time
there’s nothing you can try and do
ill block you out wont merge with you
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oh my god, The Tweet is exactly ten years old tonight
![screenshot of a Justin Klugh tweet from October 28, 2015:
JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:t2bjwvguncd35fna7ruckjtw/bafkreiczbp37nmuosnvgyrbv3nfdxupczam3ezjeri5cpio36htjuyiisy@jpeg)
October 28, 2025 at 5:25 AM
oh my god, The Tweet is exactly ten years old tonight
Top o' the 18th to ya
October 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Top o' the 18th to ya
Soooo cllloOOOOOose nope
October 28, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Soooo cllloOOOOOose nope
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me enjoying a internet web content post
October 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
me enjoying a internet web content post
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what the fuck
Bro you're basically immortal, you keep showing up on YouTube compilations @cait.bsky.social
October 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
what the fuck
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Haven’t seen a Yamamoto attack on an Allied city this successful since [pulled offstage by a giant cane]
October 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Haven’t seen a Yamamoto attack on an Allied city this successful since [pulled offstage by a giant cane]
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Platner next week: "I was not aware of the new tattoo's connotations. I will have the swastika removed."
PORTLAND, Maine (AP) — Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner tells AP he got a new tattoo to cover one seen as a Nazi symbol.
October 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Platner next week: "I was not aware of the new tattoo's connotations. I will have the swastika removed."
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death chess 5000, loading screen, zx spectrum (1984) archive.org/details/zx_D...
May 2, 2025 at 10:05 AM
death chess 5000, loading screen, zx spectrum (1984) archive.org/details/zx_D...
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No matter what happens I think we can all agree that Seattle style hot dogs kick ass.
October 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
No matter what happens I think we can all agree that Seattle style hot dogs kick ass.
Sixty-FOUR?! Well, ok.
Sixty-three big dumps? Whoa!
October 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Sixty-FOUR?! Well, ok.
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