💀 evelynn 💀
@ladyartaud.bsky.social
poet/critic/mfa/lesbian/transsexual/etc. literally schizophrenic. she/her
a severe object with pleasing geometry
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schizopoetics.wordpress.com
a severe object with pleasing geometry
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💀 evelynn 💀
@ladyartaud.bsky.social
· Nov 7
here is the first section of my autobiography about my experiences with schizophrenia.
schizopoetics.wordpress.com/2025/11/06/s...
schizopoetics.wordpress.com/2025/11/06/s...
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🎶Santa bone-juice
Ooze out from the reliquary
for me🎶
Ooze out from the reliquary
for me🎶
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
December 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
🎶Santa bone-juice
Ooze out from the reliquary
for me🎶
Ooze out from the reliquary
for me🎶
wait. this is in response to a woman whose family was abducted by ICE??? what on earth is wrong with this man? sorry you have responsibilities beyond jerking it to teenagers on the clock.
December 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
wait. this is in response to a woman whose family was abducted by ICE??? what on earth is wrong with this man? sorry you have responsibilities beyond jerking it to teenagers on the clock.
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One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
compliance is mistaken for recovery in the psych ward. if you want to get out, simply do everything they say. it's a miserable place.
A lot of psychiatry is about breaking your human spirit. Especially true in the psych ward where every attempt to advocate for yourself is an infraction, until you wise to the game of saying yes sir to doctors even while betraying yourself. Confidence is grandiosity. They mean to beat you down.
December 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
compliance is mistaken for recovery in the psych ward. if you want to get out, simply do everything they say. it's a miserable place.
why is my wife at work when im drunk😭😭
December 7, 2025 at 4:10 AM
why is my wife at work when im drunk😭😭
selfie (feat. bra)
December 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
selfie (feat. bra)
a selfie in better light.
December 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
a selfie in better light.
going out on the town. car selfie
December 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
going out on the town. car selfie
this is no longer late stage capitalism, this is straight up end game capitalism, terminal capitalism, necrotic capitalism. the phrase "creating a tradable asset out of any difference" will be emblazoned upon the american necropolis.
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
this is no longer late stage capitalism, this is straight up end game capitalism, terminal capitalism, necrotic capitalism. the phrase "creating a tradable asset out of any difference" will be emblazoned upon the american necropolis.
i might be high right now, but frankly that sounds delicious and i don't know why a diner has not tried to sell me one yet.
making a BLT for a snack but using hash browns instead of bread
December 6, 2025 at 10:13 AM
i might be high right now, but frankly that sounds delicious and i don't know why a diner has not tried to sell me one yet.
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"But real kindness is not about individual pleasantries, or letting injustices pass. Niceness, in contrast to compassion, is often unkind, a band-aid we’re urged to plaster over deep fissures in our institutions, wielded as a weapon instead of as a balm."
September 18, 2023 at 12:39 AM
"But real kindness is not about individual pleasantries, or letting injustices pass. Niceness, in contrast to compassion, is often unkind, a band-aid we’re urged to plaster over deep fissures in our institutions, wielded as a weapon instead of as a balm."
my DM just gave us a quest with a "name your price" (within reason) reward in magic items. anyone got any cool ideas for a witch/rogue hybrid in Pathfinder 2e? looking at Greater Cloak of the Bat, or locket of sealed nightmares. though i kind of doubt the DM will let me get the latter.
December 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM
my DM just gave us a quest with a "name your price" (within reason) reward in magic items. anyone got any cool ideas for a witch/rogue hybrid in Pathfinder 2e? looking at Greater Cloak of the Bat, or locket of sealed nightmares. though i kind of doubt the DM will let me get the latter.
when do we get to the part of American societal collapse where we all wear fetish gear in public?
December 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
when do we get to the part of American societal collapse where we all wear fetish gear in public?
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It’s funny that outside academic philosophy, if someone says they’re into metaphysics, it means they probably believe they have supernatural powers, but inside it means they probably spend all their time trying to figure out what sort of thing a table is
December 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
It’s funny that outside academic philosophy, if someone says they’re into metaphysics, it means they probably believe they have supernatural powers, but inside it means they probably spend all their time trying to figure out what sort of thing a table is
yo are there any trans girlies on the skyline who want to play commander online?
a friend and I are gonna start playing on untap.in which is a proxy site that has all cards available. you can import deck lists via copy paste or moxfield link. DM me if you're interested.
a friend and I are gonna start playing on untap.in which is a proxy site that has all cards available. you can import deck lists via copy paste or moxfield link. DM me if you're interested.
December 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
yo are there any trans girlies on the skyline who want to play commander online?
a friend and I are gonna start playing on untap.in which is a proxy site that has all cards available. you can import deck lists via copy paste or moxfield link. DM me if you're interested.
a friend and I are gonna start playing on untap.in which is a proxy site that has all cards available. you can import deck lists via copy paste or moxfield link. DM me if you're interested.
my name isn't even Carol and I'd go to the psych ward if i saw that. im never getting a fridge that gives me ads. what the fuck i hate late stage capitalism.
This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.
December 4, 2025 at 7:20 AM
my name isn't even Carol and I'd go to the psych ward if i saw that. im never getting a fridge that gives me ads. what the fuck i hate late stage capitalism.
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Too much time in trans spaces has ruined my brain.
December 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Too much time in trans spaces has ruined my brain.
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We're rapidly entering a new hayes code era where political media, sexual content, and social commentary is beyond the pale of the payment processors who own the concepts of money and speech for some reason.
December 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
We're rapidly entering a new hayes code era where political media, sexual content, and social commentary is beyond the pale of the payment processors who own the concepts of money and speech for some reason.
this is why you can't teach grammar & style to students who don't understand the material.
i strongly, strongly believe that good writing is downstream of clear thinking and a strong understanding of the subject matter at hand. without fail, tortured writing comes from writers who don’t know and can’t think clearly about anything.
Oh man! This paragraph is brutal. The best thing about this review is it's not trying to be mean. It's just listing how bad the writing is.
December 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
this is why you can't teach grammar & style to students who don't understand the material.
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full offense i do not know why hillary clinton is even talking
December 3, 2025 at 4:22 AM
full offense i do not know why hillary clinton is even talking
istg cishet abled people live such boring lives that they think people become disabled on purpose to feel special.
Society: *treats disabled people like shit*
Also society: People just wanna be disabled so they can feel SPECIAL!
Also society: People just wanna be disabled so they can feel SPECIAL!
December 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
istg cishet abled people live such boring lives that they think people become disabled on purpose to feel special.
i know im a basic bitch, but I love the holiday season. good food, good drinks, everything is festive. i get to wear burgundy sweaters. just an all around good time.
December 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
i know im a basic bitch, but I love the holiday season. good food, good drinks, everything is festive. i get to wear burgundy sweaters. just an all around good time.
the onion is a national treasure & i will hear no dissent on this opinion.
youtube.com/shorts/v0ixi...
youtube.com/shorts/v0ixi...
Prague's Kafka International Named Most Alienating Airport
YouTube video by The Onion
youtube.com
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
the onion is a national treasure & i will hear no dissent on this opinion.
youtube.com/shorts/v0ixi...
youtube.com/shorts/v0ixi...
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How do people not see that the entire OU essay thing is just an attempt by this girl and the Turning Point chapter to turn her into another Riley Gaines grifting on trying to push trans people out of society?
December 1, 2025 at 5:17 PM
How do people not see that the entire OU essay thing is just an attempt by this girl and the Turning Point chapter to turn her into another Riley Gaines grifting on trying to push trans people out of society?