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(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones)

WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.

SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
February 8, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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February 4, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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[lips pressed directly on mic] yes
So you think kids should be vaccinated at gunpoint against their parents’ wishes or removed from the home?
January 23, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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broke: arsenal 2026 vs man utd 2008

woke: maldini vs napoleon
January 22, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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Communities are rising up to stand against agents of the state roaming the streets and going door to door kidnapping everyone from children to elders and the best these losers can come up with is to not fight back because it may lead to some other violence. Cowards through and through.
Violence only helps Trump & may provide him an excuse to further trample our rights by invoking the Insurrection Act.
January 22, 2026 at 12:39 PM
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Schmitts_Gay_SNLCommercial_ORIGINAL-VAN-HALEN-VERSION_h264_[OpenMatte].MP4
January 15, 2026 at 6:38 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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r2d2 whistling aggressively as it spins around and shows off its enormous new breast implants
January 10, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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White boy shocks entire train car with perfect Jabba the Hutt impression.
January 8, 2026 at 1:46 PM
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[most annoying voice imaginable, in no way resembling a kindly southern grandmother or whatever the intended effect is] Oh, my sweet summer child,
January 7, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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An off-duty ICE agent was just confronted in Minneapolis after people noticed a Nazi SS lightning bolt tattoo on his neck.

If you’re proud enough to ink it on your neck, why are you running when people notice?
January 6, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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“He was a dictator” fat nazis in plate carriers abduct your neighbors from the parking lot of target and send them to gulags.
January 3, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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Very weird to be living through this stuff. My first instinct is to do a joke about it but then I realize that’s a defense mechanism against expressing sincere outrage because I feel so helpless. This will cause so much unnecessary death and human misery and it sucks.
January 3, 2026 at 12:03 PM
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huh
January 1, 2026 at 11:23 PM
albums:
turnstile - never enough
liquid mike - hell is an airport
momma - welcome to my blue sky
wednesday - bleeds
oklou - choke enough
cloakroom - last leg of the human table
oversize - vital signs
samia - bloodless
men i trust - equus caballus
blood orange - essex honey
this is lorelei - holo boy
December 31, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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Die Hard 2 just stuffed full of cozy lairs for weird old men. we get this old possum in a falling down church before we even get the main course of the weird old janitor's little room in the bowels of the airport. THIS is what Christmas is about to me
December 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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2 Live Crew "Me So Horny" ringtone going off at max volume in courtroom
December 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird
December 25, 2024 at 5:45 PM
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
I for one will welcome our Chinese overlords #Beerjacket #China #Tsingtao
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Yeah I looked upon Cthulhu's dread visage and I was fine. Big octopus on a man's body. Not exactly "difficult to comprehend." Maybe you guys should go outside more idk
November 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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news reporter: so you really saw an alien and aren't just saying that to get on tv?
me with better haircut than usual: yeah that's right
November 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM