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Omnivac
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You and I are gonna make it

Longsword enjoyer
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self-suck? doesn't that violate the peano axioms?
February 14, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.

Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
February 14, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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Eyes Wide Shut-In.

@theonion.com
February 13, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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oh my god??
February 13, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Is there an audio equivalent to hemlock?
February 12, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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I know how the Congolese militant group m23 can very suddenly make themselves real popular

kigalidailynews.rw/reports-emer...
Reports Emerge Claiming M23 Detained Blackwater Founder Erik Prince in Eastern DRC
kigalidailynews.rw
February 10, 2026 at 4:51 AM
I think the question people should start asking is who the fuck are these partners cause there has to be a reason they're not saying who the vendors are
Discord is already starting to walk things back a little, so people should keep doing what they're doing (cancel Nitro, leave feedback/criticism, direct contact through support tickets/phone/email/etc)
February 10, 2026 at 4:51 AM
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Report: Poisonings Of Domestic Partners Have Increased https://theonion.com/report-poisonings-of-domestic-partners-have-increased/
February 9, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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Kid Rock, isn't that just a code name for epstein island?
February 9, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad
February 9, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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when's he going to call Drake a Pedophile?
February 9, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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In the files, I am.
From: [redacted]
To: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: Yoda
Attachments: Yoda.jpg
February 8, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.
February 8, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Complete overreaction imo, the rocket barely hit em
February 7, 2026 at 6:51 AM
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From NOAA Satellites:

The arctic blast that put much of Florida into a deep freeze also created these mesmerizing cloud streets caught by bsky.app/profile/noaa.gov 's GOESEast.

Learn more in our #SatelliteSnapshot: bit.ly/3NVBiT5
February 4, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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February 3, 2026 at 3:52 PM
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First date idea you are the Human Offering I am the Pharaoh
February 2, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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I’m starting to think the people who are excited about “AI agents” have literally never used a computer in their lives
February 1, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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Discworld QOTD, from Jingo
January 31, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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"Every single celebrity who is famous for being an asshole is in the Epstein Files" is a very funny outcome
Oh my GOD blues traveler is in the Epstein files
January 31, 2026 at 5:04 AM
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AMC Unveils ‘The Moment’ Commemorative Poppers Bucket
January 30, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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If you answer “No” you get an invitation to Mar-a-Lago
Dept. of Justice over here like pornhub
January 30, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Tapping the sign
I'm genuinely surprised that we're still dealing with the type of person who's really mad at Schrodinger's leftist: So important their lack of cooperation tanked any chance of stopping current events, Not important enough to cooperate with or make any concessions to.
January 30, 2026 at 5:58 AM