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Doc Wolverine
@doctorwolverine.bsky.social
A They/Them causing May/Hem

Currently on a hiatus for health reasons, and will only check occasionally
I'm not a twink in any capacity xD I'm built like a linebacker and tower over the winks.

I am the mountain that twinks wish to fail climbing upon
February 12, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Having a strange thought while going over D&D lore.

The wording in the PHB doesn't specifically say Elves don't sleep, just that they don't have to. (the whole Trance thing)

Does this mean that an elf sleeping is a Super Luxury? Or is it like... Elf doing a "Human-weeb", an Otaksnooze if you will?
February 12, 2026 at 7:24 PM
We're those doctors you heard about who sold out to big pharma, and aren't doing patient seeing practice right now.
February 11, 2026 at 5:55 PM
One of these things is fighting a financial insurgency against an ever creeping system who cares not for the damage it does to it's targets or those caught as collateral and the other is a grift to get poor people to die for oil.
February 11, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Having a chat with a coworke about generative AI (while waiting for another group to get their work done so we can do something today), and the accidental banger of "About the only thing current 'AI' generates for me is disappointment" has been instantly burned into my vocabulary.
February 11, 2026 at 5:48 PM
And what are the health issues and costs associated with poverty style eating for 8 years?

Probably more than that house they'd be trying to buy, especially with ACA subsidies ending
February 11, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Even going with their math, that's tightening the belt for 100 months, or roughly 8 years with their plan, giving them all the benefits of the doubt one can manage
February 11, 2026 at 4:39 PM
On average someone will spend 300$/month for 1 person or 450 for 2, and 50$ per month for each additional person in the household with joint meal planning.

Let's say eating healthy doubles that.

That 300$ person month 1 person might save.

A typical mortgage requires a down payment of 10% (30k)
February 11, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Give me a poke if you need someone
February 11, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Unclear, but giving hexblade a try if nothing else
February 10, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Starting another Baldur's Gate 3 campaign, and it's time for Shenanigans
February 10, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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Kinda Fucked Up that in our lifetimes we've gone from "never share personal info on the internet" to "hand over your identity to the most incompetent corporations imaginable".
February 9, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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Big Birthday Sale is live, running till the end of February! 30% off everything in the shop, use code BDAY41 at checkout to get the discount! #Art #FurryArt #BSNM #BlueSkyNightMarket

ko-fi.com/eskiworks/shop
February 9, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”

my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Did you snort your coffee by accident?
February 9, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Made a perfectly reasonable assessment?
February 9, 2026 at 3:54 PM
What?!
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Kid Rock, isn't that just a code name for epstein island?
February 9, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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just got some Very Good Shapes by @pinguinolog.bsky.social !
February 6, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Just remember that rebuilding is faster than the initial challenge of getting there
February 5, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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I wanna personally congratulate Hunter Biden for not only being nowhere near the Epstein files but for having rock-solid reviews from sex workers for respectfulness and tipping
February 4, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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The fox-deer has found a home! :D

Everyone else is still available, feel free to shoot me a message if you're interested!
Here's all of the suits I have for sale!

Everyone comes with a head, tail, handpaws and arm sleeves. The toony heads have Velcro eyelids.

I'm looking for offers $3.8k or higher, DM me if you're interested or to make an offer! :)
February 5, 2026 at 2:21 AM