Omnes Omnibus
@omnesomnibus.bsky.social
Oh, I don't know, I'm just a hack lawyer who drinks too much and falls in love with girls. He/him.
Post a banger not in English
(Sometimes only a classic will do)
(Sometimes only a classic will do)
February 9, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Post a banger not in English
(Sometimes only a classic will do)
(Sometimes only a classic will do)
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Public outcry over facial recognition technology leads Milwaukee police to ban it, for now. Via @isiahholmes.bsky.social
Public outcry over facial recognition technology leads Milwaukee police to ban it, for now • Wisconsin Examiner
The Milwaukee Police Department has banned use of facial recognition technology, for now, after a contentious public hearing.
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February 9, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Public outcry over facial recognition technology leads Milwaukee police to ban it, for now. Via @isiahholmes.bsky.social
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If the Spanish language triggers you, world flags anger you, and an uplifting message against hate sends you into a rage, you might be a white supremacist.
February 9, 2026 at 2:25 PM
If the Spanish language triggers you, world flags anger you, and an uplifting message against hate sends you into a rage, you might be a white supremacist.
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In slamming the half time show Trump is lecturing us about the "disgusting" dancing that children might see.
Holy Epstein and Access Hollywood!
Holy Epstein and Access Hollywood!
February 9, 2026 at 2:46 AM
In slamming the half time show Trump is lecturing us about the "disgusting" dancing that children might see.
Holy Epstein and Access Hollywood!
Holy Epstein and Access Hollywood!
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heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show
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There is nothing more American than making Kid Rock look like shit.
February 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM
There is nothing more American than making Kid Rock look like shit.
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I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
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Give the kicker the MVP, goddamit.
February 9, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Give the kicker the MVP, goddamit.
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friend of mine can't dance so he pretended he's republican and stormed out of the room before bad bunny comes on
February 9, 2026 at 1:19 AM
friend of mine can't dance so he pretended he's republican and stormed out of the room before bad bunny comes on
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It’s half time, and that means it’s time for one of America’s most enduring and beloved traditions: mediocre white people being unproductively furious at having to notice brown people
February 9, 2026 at 1:11 AM
It’s half time, and that means it’s time for one of America’s most enduring and beloved traditions: mediocre white people being unproductively furious at having to notice brown people
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Using Mr. Rogers in a Super Bowl commercial for mortgages should result in prison time
February 9, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Using Mr. Rogers in a Super Bowl commercial for mortgages should result in prison time
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Key & Peele ruined players names forever.
February 8, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Key & Peele ruined players names forever.
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Every time I walk past this bit of fallen tree I can't help imagining it scuttling around, crablike, after sundown, and getting up to no good.
February 7, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Every time I walk past this bit of fallen tree I can't help imagining it scuttling around, crablike, after sundown, and getting up to no good.
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JD Vance going to Italy like Francis I in 1525, and with a similar result (humiliated in or around Milan)
Not only did they bring a small private army, but among the waste of taxpayer money was BRINGING A FULL PLANE OF FOOD.
To *Italy*.
To *Italy*.
February 7, 2026 at 5:18 PM
JD Vance going to Italy like Francis I in 1525, and with a similar result (humiliated in or around Milan)
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no word of a lie
Reminds me of my favourite six nations advert
February 7, 2026 at 3:10 PM
no word of a lie
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i love european olympics opening ceremonies. the second the ioc names a european host city the prime minister calls the culture minister into their office and says "find me your strangest homosexuals. give each of them a period of our great nation's history, a kilo of cocaine, and Ten Million Euros"
February 7, 2026 at 4:22 AM
i love european olympics opening ceremonies. the second the ioc names a european host city the prime minister calls the culture minister into their office and says "find me your strangest homosexuals. give each of them a period of our great nation's history, a kilo of cocaine, and Ten Million Euros"
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I truly love this woman (on the right)
February 7, 2026 at 5:57 AM
I truly love this woman (on the right)
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Ghost of Emily Brontë: am I remembered?
Me: yes, a new Wuthering Heights is coming out now
Brontë: and does it look good?
Me: no, it looks like it will be an almost unbearable saga of confusingly sexy suffering for everyone involved
Brontë: I love it.
Me: yes, a new Wuthering Heights is coming out now
Brontë: and does it look good?
Me: no, it looks like it will be an almost unbearable saga of confusingly sexy suffering for everyone involved
Brontë: I love it.
February 7, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Ghost of Emily Brontë: am I remembered?
Me: yes, a new Wuthering Heights is coming out now
Brontë: and does it look good?
Me: no, it looks like it will be an almost unbearable saga of confusingly sexy suffering for everyone involved
Brontë: I love it.
Me: yes, a new Wuthering Heights is coming out now
Brontë: and does it look good?
Me: no, it looks like it will be an almost unbearable saga of confusingly sexy suffering for everyone involved
Brontë: I love it.
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Liberal say that Jeffrey Epstein was a pedophile who trafficked and abused dozens of underage girls. They’re wrong—he was a hebephile who trafficked and abused dozens of underage girls.
February 6, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Liberal say that Jeffrey Epstein was a pedophile who trafficked and abused dozens of underage girls. They’re wrong—he was a hebephile who trafficked and abused dozens of underage girls.
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We remember.
February 5, 2026 at 3:25 PM
We remember.
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noem is the worst person you ever met at a keg party in a field, duffy is the worst person you ever met at a casting call, lutnick is the worst person you ever met at the country club, hegseth is the worst person you ever met at the hotel bar
February 4, 2026 at 6:13 PM
noem is the worst person you ever met at a keg party in a field, duffy is the worst person you ever met at a casting call, lutnick is the worst person you ever met at the country club, hegseth is the worst person you ever met at the hotel bar
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RFK, jr. is the worst person you ever met at a party in california, patel is the worst guy you ever encountered at the gym, bondi is the worst person you ever met at church, bessent is the worst person you have ever met at a conference, all these people are the worst versions of every stereotype
they made the entire administration out of the worst person you have ever known in every situation, vance is the worst person you ever met in college
February 4, 2026 at 6:11 PM
RFK, jr. is the worst person you ever met at a party in california, patel is the worst guy you ever encountered at the gym, bondi is the worst person you ever met at church, bessent is the worst person you have ever met at a conference, all these people are the worst versions of every stereotype
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While vetting the Epstein files, the FBI created a list of prominent names mentioned in the documents—and they noted which people had "salacious information" about them in the records. Trump was on the "salacious" list. Bill Clinton was not.
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
February 3, 2026 at 11:36 PM
While vetting the Epstein files, the FBI created a list of prominent names mentioned in the documents—and they noted which people had "salacious information" about them in the records. Trump was on the "salacious" list. Bill Clinton was not.
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...