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Reservist will be getting 1/50 of this, to correspond with the average duty points accrued per year.
Exclusive: In his address to the nation tonight, Donald Trump is considering announcing onetime bonus checks of $1,776 for many military members, Ashley Parker and Nancy A. Youssef report.
$1,776 Checks for the Military
The president is considering bonuses for many service members.
bit.ly
December 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Reservist will be getting 1/50 of this, to correspond with the average duty points accrued per year.
Me, trying to decode Gen Z lingo in group texts sent to me from CID alleging sexual misconduct.
December 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Me, trying to decode Gen Z lingo in group texts sent to me from CID alleging sexual misconduct.
Trust The Process™️
They asked Josh Allen "are you okay you were puking on the sidelines" and he's like: "oh yeah I throw up one or multiple times every single time I play football"
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December 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Trust The Process™️
Dialing the first six numbers, as a precaution.
I feel like we should all have Indiana Social Services on speed dial to potentially report elder abuse.
December 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Dialing the first six numbers, as a precaution.
I feel like we should all have Indiana Social Services on speed dial to potentially report elder abuse.
December 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I feel like we should all have Indiana Social Services on speed dial to potentially report elder abuse.
OMG THATS THE MOST HILARIOUS WAY FOR THE CHIEF’S SEASON TO END
December 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
OMG THATS THE MOST HILARIOUS WAY FOR THE CHIEF’S SEASON TO END
It’s 2005, I’m watching the Patriots own the Buffalo Bills
It’s 2015, I’m watching the Patriots own the Buffalo Bills
It’s 2025, I’m watching the Patriots own the Buffalo Bills.
It’s 2015, I’m watching the Patriots own the Buffalo Bills
It’s 2025, I’m watching the Patriots own the Buffalo Bills.
December 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
It’s 2005, I’m watching the Patriots own the Buffalo Bills
It’s 2015, I’m watching the Patriots own the Buffalo Bills
It’s 2025, I’m watching the Patriots own the Buffalo Bills.
It’s 2015, I’m watching the Patriots own the Buffalo Bills
It’s 2025, I’m watching the Patriots own the Buffalo Bills.
Colts appear willing to sacrifice a middle aged Philip Rivers in their pursuit to save their season.
The Colts will start QB Philip Rivers on Sunday against the Seahawks, sources tell The Insiders.
Age 44, out of retirement, after a full week of practice, Rivers is a go.
Age 44, out of retirement, after a full week of practice, Rivers is a go.
December 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Colts appear willing to sacrifice a middle aged Philip Rivers in their pursuit to save their season.
Confirmed, Bills winning the Super Bowl this year.
In her newsletter, Beau Society, Hailee Steinfeld has shared that she and Bills QB Josh Allen are expecting.
Photos via Beau Society:
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December 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Confirmed, Bills winning the Super Bowl this year.
But why does Elmo’s dad have a soul patch?
December 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
But why does Elmo’s dad have a soul patch?
I got so mad they changed the recipe of Bold Chex Mix that I wrote to General Mills to complain.
Am I a Boomer now?
Am I a Boomer now?
December 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I got so mad they changed the recipe of Bold Chex Mix that I wrote to General Mills to complain.
Am I a Boomer now?
Am I a Boomer now?
Gonna propose a regulation change that if you want to be a miltok influencer, specifically one that brands themselves as a “good leader”, then you must agree to post your yearly OER/NCOER and command climate survey.
Show me the receipts if you’re trying to capitalize off your service.
Show me the receipts if you’re trying to capitalize off your service.
December 10, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Gonna propose a regulation change that if you want to be a miltok influencer, specifically one that brands themselves as a “good leader”, then you must agree to post your yearly OER/NCOER and command climate survey.
Show me the receipts if you’re trying to capitalize off your service.
Show me the receipts if you’re trying to capitalize off your service.
…wut?
Today it was my honor to present oral argument in the 14th Court of Appeals in Houston, Texas, on behalf of my client.
The issue is whether a trial judge in a criminal case can tell the jury that "beyond a reasonable doubt" can be as low as "60 percent."
The issue is whether a trial judge in a criminal case can tell the jury that "beyond a reasonable doubt" can be as low as "60 percent."
December 10, 2025 at 3:38 AM
…wut?
You will never in a million years guess what the surprise is. Never.
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
You will never in a million years guess what the surprise is. Never.
wtf is in the water in LA right now that’s causing all these turnovers.
December 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
wtf is in the water in LA right now that’s causing all these turnovers.
Yo, Justin Herbert, you okay?
December 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Yo, Justin Herbert, you okay?
Yo, Jalen, you okay buddy?
December 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Yo, Jalen, you okay buddy?
Really really like that Jackson Hawes kid.
December 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Really really like that Jackson Hawes kid.
Bangers upon bangers.
December 3, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Bangers upon bangers.
….what war?
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
….what war?
If the Steeler don’t fire Tomlin after this season, their pension for mid-ness is a kink.
December 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
If the Steeler don’t fire Tomlin after this season, their pension for mid-ness is a kink.
I like seeing Aaron Rodgers sad.
December 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I like seeing Aaron Rodgers sad.
At some point as a parent, you will develop a deep, irrational hatred of one of your child’s toys.
Mine?
Mine?
November 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
At some point as a parent, you will develop a deep, irrational hatred of one of your child’s toys.
Mine?
Mine?
If we are going to start treating religious text as empirical evidence of science, thanks no thanks, I’ll see myself out.
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
November 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
If we are going to start treating religious text as empirical evidence of science, thanks no thanks, I’ll see myself out.
The 2025 Buffalo Bills.
a man with a beard is wearing a green shirt
ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a green shirt
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The 2025 Buffalo Bills.