I am the Ramen Queen
@iamtheramenqueen.bsky.social
Me, trying to decode Gen Z lingo in group texts sent to me from CID alleging sexual misconduct.
December 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Me, trying to decode Gen Z lingo in group texts sent to me from CID alleging sexual misconduct.
Bangers upon bangers.
December 3, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Bangers upon bangers.
At some point as a parent, you will develop a deep, irrational hatred of one of your child’s toys.
Mine?
Mine?
November 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
At some point as a parent, you will develop a deep, irrational hatred of one of your child’s toys.
Mine?
Mine?
Me and my toddler, after he has put the triangle shape box into the triangle hole, and is looking for another boisterous round of applause.
November 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Me and my toddler, after he has put the triangle shape box into the triangle hole, and is looking for another boisterous round of applause.
Me to my sixth plate of endless sushi.
November 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Me to my sixth plate of endless sushi.
Me at my toddler, on his tenth tantrum of the day.
November 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Me at my toddler, on his tenth tantrum of the day.
Day six of the shutdown, and we went to visit Grammy’s chickens on the farm.
October 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Day six of the shutdown, and we went to visit Grammy’s chickens on the farm.
In case you forgot, I’m RamenQueen. Wife of other RamenQueen. Daughter of RamenKing. Granddaughter of…I dunno, let’s say Barney.
August 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
In case you forgot, I’m RamenQueen. Wife of other RamenQueen. Daughter of RamenKing. Granddaughter of…I dunno, let’s say Barney.
I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a weirder or unintentionally funnier tweet in my life.
June 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a weirder or unintentionally funnier tweet in my life.
My dad, after only correctly wishing me a happy birthday 30% of my life and showing zero interest in ever meeting my son.
May 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
My dad, after only correctly wishing me a happy birthday 30% of my life and showing zero interest in ever meeting my son.
The absolute irony of posting this as someone without an NDSM, but was a military aged male throughout all of GWOT.
April 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The absolute irony of posting this as someone without an NDSM, but was a military aged male throughout all of GWOT.
Army leadership: What if we just rebranded the ACFT but took out one event?
RIP, ball yeet. You were a gift to my 5’9” self.
RIP, ball yeet. You were a gift to my 5’9” self.
April 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Army leadership: What if we just rebranded the ACFT but took out one event?
RIP, ball yeet. You were a gift to my 5’9” self.
RIP, ball yeet. You were a gift to my 5’9” self.
No normal human brain thinks like this. This is so weird to say about your own child.
March 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
No normal human brain thinks like this. This is so weird to say about your own child.
Fixed it, minus one touch up spot.
December 24, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Fixed it, minus one touch up spot.
Previous owners left two near identical grays, and I needed to spot touch up my son’s bathroom. Forget to look at the finish of the paints.
I guessed wrong lol.
I guessed wrong lol.
December 24, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Previous owners left two near identical grays, and I needed to spot touch up my son’s bathroom. Forget to look at the finish of the paints.
I guessed wrong lol.
I guessed wrong lol.
I call this one “my type is alt metal women who could step on my throat and scream while doing it”
December 5, 2024 at 1:53 PM
I call this one “my type is alt metal women who could step on my throat and scream while doing it”
Got you. Happy Birthday!!!
November 15, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Got you. Happy Birthday!!!
A Zig being a Pig.
October 7, 2023 at 12:34 AM
A Zig being a Pig.
A corg being a corg.
October 6, 2023 at 10:36 PM
A corg being a corg.
Playin hooky.
September 21, 2023 at 9:30 PM
Playin hooky.
End of summer fire.
September 4, 2023 at 12:23 AM
End of summer fire.
Worth the hike.
July 23, 2023 at 5:34 PM
Worth the hike.
