maggie
@ohthatwouldbeme.bsky.social
blah blah phillies blah blah baseball and so on
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maggie
@ohthatwouldbeme.bsky.social
· May 7
im fully a lesbian but i watch baseball like a real horndog
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the way you guys were posting i thought the eagles were losing
December 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
the way you guys were posting i thought the eagles were losing
the umpire-catcher relationship is honestly so sexy
December 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
the umpire-catcher relationship is honestly so sexy
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nice argument. unfortunately for you i have already portrayed you as the passed out and drooling sleeptime bear and me as the alert, confident and powerful throat cooler koala
December 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
nice argument. unfortunately for you i have already portrayed you as the passed out and drooling sleeptime bear and me as the alert, confident and powerful throat cooler koala
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god forbid we let a team do some Heated Rivalry cross promotion
So if anyone is confused by the statement that the Flyers just put out, this is apparently what happened last night. Lmao
December 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
god forbid we let a team do some Heated Rivalry cross promotion
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So if anyone is confused by the statement that the Flyers just put out, this is apparently what happened last night. Lmao
December 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
So if anyone is confused by the statement that the Flyers just put out, this is apparently what happened last night. Lmao
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Herman Melville, 1851
yeah I'm involved in unethical non monogamy. no no, nobody's cheating on anyone else; me and my polycucle just operate a whaling ship.
December 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Herman Melville, 1851
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I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
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Urbanists will talk about how cars are a machine that makes you selfish and crazy, and I know it’s easy to roll your eyes at that but if you give drivers the ability to comment they will say “yes I am selfish and crazy”
I care about the harm to my sanity and schedule for being forced to go artificially slow
December 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Urbanists will talk about how cars are a machine that makes you selfish and crazy, and I know it’s easy to roll your eyes at that but if you give drivers the ability to comment they will say “yes I am selfish and crazy”
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this is…real? I can’t believe this is real but it is. It is maybe the worst narration I’ve ever heard.
Okay, I think I figured out how to turn the audio sample into a video that can be uploaded to Bluesky. Here are the first 3 minutes.
December 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
this is…real? I can’t believe this is real but it is. It is maybe the worst narration I’ve ever heard.
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they should make Eric Adams the Ratcatcher of New York in an official capacity, give it two weeks before he'd become a supervillain and also do some insane corruption like trading rats for favors
December 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
they should make Eric Adams the Ratcatcher of New York in an official capacity, give it two weeks before he'd become a supervillain and also do some insane corruption like trading rats for favors
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Eric Adams is an incredibly strange man
![Chase Williams &
@ChaseWilliams_• 1d
New York City Mayor Eric Adams is on Capitol Hill today.
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He tells me about Zohran Mamdani announcing he's moving into Gracie Mansion:
"Beware of the ghost. I told [Zohran] about it. So the ghost is there. It's a friendly ghost, as long as you're doing right by the city. If you don't become right by the city, he turns into a poltergeist."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hf7ezrajxadu7v3tzcyij424/bafkreigis3istuaryrpny4ksmoh46xcs3yfowvfuj3t3iouxpy5uiyw2fq@jpeg)
December 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Eric Adams is an incredibly strange man
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diaz carrying on the long tradition of explaining that when he said he wanted an open relationship, he didn't mean that for the other party involved
According to Jeff Passan, Edwin Díaz was upset when the Mets signed Devin Williams without telling him first.
bleacherreport.com/articles/253...
bleacherreport.com/articles/253...
December 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
diaz carrying on the long tradition of explaining that when he said he wanted an open relationship, he didn't mean that for the other party involved
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Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Snoop around in their medicine cabinet for clues.
December 4, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Snoop around in their medicine cabinet for clues.
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Men aren't more lonely than women but the loneliness epidemic is real. Millions are in isolation, it's capitalist individualism, & disability is isolating. Lots of folks are really alone. But it's not gendered, that framing is patriarchy, babying men like their unhappiness is everyone else's burden.
According to Pew Research and a few other stats, the loneliness epidemic isn’t disproportionately affecting men over other genders.
I have a feeling that men have been the squeaky wheel over the last few years.
If anything, we have a loneliness epidemic because more people are (barely) surviving.
I have a feeling that men have been the squeaky wheel over the last few years.
If anything, we have a loneliness epidemic because more people are (barely) surviving.
December 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Men aren't more lonely than women but the loneliness epidemic is real. Millions are in isolation, it's capitalist individualism, & disability is isolating. Lots of folks are really alone. But it's not gendered, that framing is patriarchy, babying men like their unhappiness is everyone else's burden.
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Bryce Harper entering the Phillies spring training clubhouse
December 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Bryce Harper entering the Phillies spring training clubhouse
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SCOTT FRANZKE: We've got tonight's hero Bryce Harper waiting down on the field. Bryce, it's got to feel good to come through for your team
CUT TO: [Chiropractor holding empty blood bag screaming 'where is it, where is it.']
SCOTT FRANZKE: we'll be right back after a message from CP Rankin
CUT TO: [Chiropractor holding empty blood bag screaming 'where is it, where is it.']
SCOTT FRANZKE: we'll be right back after a message from CP Rankin
December 6, 2025 at 2:53 PM
SCOTT FRANZKE: We've got tonight's hero Bryce Harper waiting down on the field. Bryce, it's got to feel good to come through for your team
CUT TO: [Chiropractor holding empty blood bag screaming 'where is it, where is it.']
SCOTT FRANZKE: we'll be right back after a message from CP Rankin
CUT TO: [Chiropractor holding empty blood bag screaming 'where is it, where is it.']
SCOTT FRANZKE: we'll be right back after a message from CP Rankin
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“The Philadelphia Phillies first baseman had his blood cleaned by an unlicensed physician” is a believable news story in 2025 and 1905
December 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
“The Philadelphia Phillies first baseman had his blood cleaned by an unlicensed physician” is a believable news story in 2025 and 1905
the phillies have done nothing but piss me off today
December 6, 2025 at 5:31 AM
the phillies have done nothing but piss me off today
i just think if bryce harper could focus on baseball instead of being a wellness grifter. i think that would be better.
December 6, 2025 at 5:02 AM
i just think if bryce harper could focus on baseball instead of being a wellness grifter. i think that would be better.
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RIP James A Garfield's doctor you would've made a fuckin mint off Bryce Harper
December 6, 2025 at 4:40 AM
RIP James A Garfield's doctor you would've made a fuckin mint off Bryce Harper
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I want to know less about athletes off the field
December 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I want to know less about athletes off the field