maggie
ohthatwouldbeme.bsky.social
maggie
@ohthatwouldbeme.bsky.social
blah blah phillies blah blah baseball and so on
unfortunately we had good seats at the sixers game tonight so i know im in a lot of shots of the game drunkenly saving this pic as my lock screen bc i thought it would scare me into using my phone less
March 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
can someone who's still on twt ask bryson stott if this is true bc if so idk if i can support this organization anymore.

*extremely unconvincingly* go...mets?
March 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
imagine being this joyless. anyway everyone shut the fuck up the philadelphia philadelphians are playing BASEBALL tomorrow
February 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
alec bohm has been one of this nation's fluffiest baseball players all off-season and look what theyve done to him. look what theyve done to my boy
February 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
like this is diabolical fr fr
February 20, 2025 at 10:36 PM
jimming and halpertting harder than anyone ever has before
February 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
he looks so bad omg this is not our year
February 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
bryson stotts commitment to selling out is iconic. "there's nothing my infant child loves like Golf Cart. use code stott at checkout so that your baby too can experience the thrill of Cart." wtf are you talking about man
February 3, 2025 at 11:56 AM
baseball NOW
January 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
oh im doomed
December 17, 2024 at 9:14 PM
where are they even GETTING these weird-ass pens
November 10, 2024 at 9:06 PM
INSANE
November 10, 2024 at 9:06 PM
no one would describe a christmas ornament that’s mostly strands of yarn as any amount “tall.” additionally 12 inches is insanely long for what this is
November 9, 2024 at 10:39 PM
unclear if they fucked up putting the 28 on or scratched the flask somehow but insane choice for a product pic. you can pay 16 bucks for something that’s already damaged. all worth it to join the legacy, leave an impact!!!
November 9, 2024 at 10:37 PM
a) i am once again asking handmade by WHOM
b) no one would ever want this
c) “this awesome looking handmade 5” tall wooden #28 hanging Christmas Ornament”
d) all foundation product pages have the option to SHARE ON LINKEDIN
November 9, 2024 at 10:33 PM