fka chief justice keef
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the road goes on forever, and the party never ends
LMAOOOO
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
LMAOOOO
I never see this brought up as a policy failure cudgel against the technocratic Democrat class the way Covid school closures are wielded against the left by guys like Nate Silver.
The one device per child grants were a huge mistake.
Call me Luddite but it's mental that some American school districts have moved absolutely everything onto screens??
November 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I never see this brought up as a policy failure cudgel against the technocratic Democrat class the way Covid school closures are wielded against the left by guys like Nate Silver.
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
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a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
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Zero wolf night, shepherds' delight
Thousand wolf morning, shepherds take warning
Thousand wolf morning, shepherds take warning
November 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Zero wolf night, shepherds' delight
Thousand wolf morning, shepherds take warning
Thousand wolf morning, shepherds take warning
Jeffrey Epstein was immediately out of frame wearing a “kiss the cook” apron and trying to deep fry a turkey.
November 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Jeffrey Epstein was immediately out of frame wearing a “kiss the cook” apron and trying to deep fry a turkey.
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CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
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Old sweetheart of mine moved back into town, and I misjudged it as a Hallmark film opening. Nope, it's a Nordic noir opening. She has memory lapses from drinking and is looking into the murder of our old teacher. Lots of coffee and full frontal nudity, but it's been bleak coffee and nudity.
November 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Old sweetheart of mine moved back into town, and I misjudged it as a Hallmark film opening. Nope, it's a Nordic noir opening. She has memory lapses from drinking and is looking into the murder of our old teacher. Lots of coffee and full frontal nudity, but it's been bleak coffee and nudity.
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
ok but you guys just lost the bigger fight
But there are real dangers out there that must be fought; and energy spent fighting each other is energy lost to that bigger fight.
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
ok but you guys just lost the bigger fight
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This anti Waymo discourse assumes that human drivers are routinely held accountable for killing people with their cars, which is very much not the case.
November 2, 2025 at 4:25 PM
This anti Waymo discourse assumes that human drivers are routinely held accountable for killing people with their cars, which is very much not the case.
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I actually now believe that the Pirates will play in a World Series in my lifetime. It will be right before a long-running, terminal illness takes me, and they will lose in a way that is somehow worse than what the Blue Jays just did
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I actually now believe that the Pirates will play in a World Series in my lifetime. It will be right before a long-running, terminal illness takes me, and they will lose in a way that is somehow worse than what the Blue Jays just did
Highly. polished. statuary. marble.
October 31, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Highly. polished. statuary. marble.
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For reasons too complex to explain here, I wrote an Apple II program designed for Early Modern Age Catholics to determine if they're allowed to have sex with their wife, or if it'd be a sin.
Here's the video of it running.
Here's the video of it running.
October 25, 2025 at 7:49 AM
For reasons too complex to explain here, I wrote an Apple II program designed for Early Modern Age Catholics to determine if they're allowed to have sex with their wife, or if it'd be a sin.
Here's the video of it running.
Here's the video of it running.
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god grant me the confidence of a man with a nazi tattoo to run as a democrat for senate
October 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
god grant me the confidence of a man with a nazi tattoo to run as a democrat for senate
Actually would be very funny bait for a reporter to ask something like “given the run time of a construction project like this, how would you like the next president to inaugurate the opening of your ballroom?“
Not the actions of someone who intends to leave in 3 years
October 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Actually would be very funny bait for a reporter to ask something like “given the run time of a construction project like this, how would you like the next president to inaugurate the opening of your ballroom?“
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I will never vote for this man. I'm just going to say that right now
Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85
October 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I will never vote for this man. I'm just going to say that right now
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How long must MAGA kick us before we shall all become wide awakes?
Next move from OMB - canceling $8 billion in clean energy funds. You will note, all of the projects are in states led by Democrats
October 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
How long must MAGA kick us before we shall all become wide awakes?
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Move to Chicago and go to critical mass tomorrow, loneliness solved
overall though i think that america in general has a loneliness crisis that is in no way specific to men, or the young
September 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Move to Chicago and go to critical mass tomorrow, loneliness solved
He’s waving a red cape around for a bull?
Katie Miller joked about her husband being a “sexual matador” in an interview with Jesse Watters.
Stephen Miller's Wife Drops Cringe-Inducing Sexual Brag
Katie Miller joked about her husband being a “sexual matador” in an interview with Jesse Watters.
trib.al
September 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
He’s waving a red cape around for a bull?
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We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you are studying that reality - judiciously, as you will - we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out.
September 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM
We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you are studying that reality - judiciously, as you will - we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out.
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