Morgan
@oceanfight.bsky.social
♌🏳️🌈🇨🇦 / mostly a travelogue, but also video games & assorted bad tv
I'm capped at two 21" monitors at work because idk taxpayer money or some shit and every day is like walking barefoot over a bed of tacks. Using only my laptop screen would kill me.
i don't really believe people when they say they work their email jobs entirely with their work issued laptop screen. like sending a few messages on Teams, sure, but what do you do when you have to do a full day of serious computing? that requires a two 27-inch monitor setup minimum
February 9, 2026 at 11:41 PM
I'm capped at two 21" monitors at work because idk taxpayer money or some shit and every day is like walking barefoot over a bed of tacks. Using only my laptop screen would kill me.
Thought my morning was rough right up until a coworker told me they found a dead body on campus. 😬
February 9, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Thought my morning was rough right up until a coworker told me they found a dead body on campus. 😬
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Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Her availability is:"
"Her availability is:"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Hang on, it's compiling."
"Hang on, it's compiling."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“What exactly are you trying to learn from this?”
“What exactly are you trying to learn from this?”
February 7, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Her availability is:"
"Her availability is:"
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i made some desk job affirmations to get me through the day
April 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
i made some desk job affirmations to get me through the day
No hot water. Interesting.
February 5, 2026 at 3:43 AM
No hot water. Interesting.
X/1999 is BACK and it's really gonna be finished this time!!!!!
February 5, 2026 at 3:06 AM
X/1999 is BACK and it's really gonna be finished this time!!!!!
No new photos, where are you mentally?
February 4, 2026 at 4:00 PM
No new photos, where are you mentally?
Slavery 🤷♀️
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 3, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Slavery 🤷♀️
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CHOTINER: And the pizza place, what’s it called?
ME: Dominos.
CHOTINER: Right. And you can order from your laptop?
ME: Yeah. Well, I can also use my phone. Sometimes that’s quicker.
CHOTINER: And all the food in your fridge and pantry. When do you eat that?
ME: Now hang on a second,
ME: Dominos.
CHOTINER: Right. And you can order from your laptop?
ME: Yeah. Well, I can also use my phone. Sometimes that’s quicker.
CHOTINER: And all the food in your fridge and pantry. When do you eat that?
ME: Now hang on a second,
September 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
CHOTINER: And the pizza place, what’s it called?
ME: Dominos.
CHOTINER: Right. And you can order from your laptop?
ME: Yeah. Well, I can also use my phone. Sometimes that’s quicker.
CHOTINER: And all the food in your fridge and pantry. When do you eat that?
ME: Now hang on a second,
ME: Dominos.
CHOTINER: Right. And you can order from your laptop?
ME: Yeah. Well, I can also use my phone. Sometimes that’s quicker.
CHOTINER: And all the food in your fridge and pantry. When do you eat that?
ME: Now hang on a second,
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A Black-capped Chickadee showcasing winter fashion by donning a snowflake accessory.
January 31, 2026 at 11:12 PM
A Black-capped Chickadee showcasing winter fashion by donning a snowflake accessory.
The more ads I see for gambling apps/sites the less I understand the appeal and the grosser I find it all, and I already found it p fucking disgusting on the companies' part.
January 31, 2026 at 12:23 AM
The more ads I see for gambling apps/sites the less I understand the appeal and the grosser I find it all, and I already found it p fucking disgusting on the companies' part.
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The Magnificent Neptunian System - From Rolf Wahl Olsen - https://flic.kr/p/nix1x1
January 30, 2026 at 9:00 PM
The Magnificent Neptunian System - From Rolf Wahl Olsen - https://flic.kr/p/nix1x1
The problem with being in public sector finance is everyone thinks they know what's really going on and they're always in a hurry to tell you.
January 30, 2026 at 7:20 PM
The problem with being in public sector finance is everyone thinks they know what's really going on and they're always in a hurry to tell you.
Nothing quite like getting an hour into a BioWare game and realizing you fucked up your character's face in some minor yet deeply annoying way so you have to start over and redo it all.
January 30, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Nothing quite like getting an hour into a BioWare game and realizing you fucked up your character's face in some minor yet deeply annoying way so you have to start over and redo it all.
Good advice for public sector healthcare budgeting too!
Here's what you need to know ahead of Tesla's fourth quarter earnings call:
-lol nothing matters
-magic is real, if you believe it in your heart
-knowledge is a burden
-chaos reigns!
-repeated blows to the head can help anyone understand modern markets
-don't stop believing, hold on to that feeling
-lol nothing matters
-magic is real, if you believe it in your heart
-knowledge is a burden
-chaos reigns!
-repeated blows to the head can help anyone understand modern markets
-don't stop believing, hold on to that feeling
January 28, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Good advice for public sector healthcare budgeting too!
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Cold update: it’s cold
January 28, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Cold update: it’s cold
LRS I've actually been cooking while I'm remote but gd do I miss restaurant food. 😩
January 27, 2026 at 8:39 PM
LRS I've actually been cooking while I'm remote but gd do I miss restaurant food. 😩
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‘Or You Could Just Get Takeout,’ Reports Little Voice That Already Knows It’s Won https://theonion.com/or-you-could-just-get-takeout-reports-little-voice-t-1850409519/
January 27, 2026 at 8:00 PM
‘Or You Could Just Get Takeout,’ Reports Little Voice That Already Knows It’s Won https://theonion.com/or-you-could-just-get-takeout-reports-little-voice-t-1850409519/
Figured out stamps in Acrobat Pro, made myself some dynamic ones, and now I'm like unto a god. Fuck Adobe, however, for locking you to two signatures max (and only if you exploit the initials option). Unreasonable for corporate application.
January 26, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Figured out stamps in Acrobat Pro, made myself some dynamic ones, and now I'm like unto a god. Fuck Adobe, however, for locking you to two signatures max (and only if you exploit the initials option). Unreasonable for corporate application.
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A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.
December 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.
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there's a cadence to file structures of torrents i find really pleasing. the natural evolution of 00's closed forum culture and changing digital media standards means you get deranged, beautiful language like "Michael.Clayton.2007.1080p WEB DL - BoNe PuNiShEr Kollektiv [5 . 1][ Repak ]"
January 23, 2026 at 2:18 PM
there's a cadence to file structures of torrents i find really pleasing. the natural evolution of 00's closed forum culture and changing digital media standards means you get deranged, beautiful language like "Michael.Clayton.2007.1080p WEB DL - BoNe PuNiShEr Kollektiv [5 . 1][ Repak ]"
Actually managed to forget that one of the reasons I dislike working from home is because of long it takes my computer to actually function. I only ever remember how lonely and boring it is.
January 23, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Actually managed to forget that one of the reasons I dislike working from home is because of long it takes my computer to actually function. I only ever remember how lonely and boring it is.
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My latest: Mark Carney just delivered the most important speech in recent Canadian history. Now, we wait for the fallout. #cdnpoli
www.nationalobserver.com/2026/01/20/o...
www.nationalobserver.com/2026/01/20/o...
Mark Carney just shook up the world
His speech in Davos might be the most important one ever delivered by a Canadian prime minister. Its consequences will determine his place in history — and ours.
www.nationalobserver.com
January 20, 2026 at 6:14 PM
My latest: Mark Carney just delivered the most important speech in recent Canadian history. Now, we wait for the fallout. #cdnpoli
www.nationalobserver.com/2026/01/20/o...
www.nationalobserver.com/2026/01/20/o...
Why did they never release proper Garlean armour in FFXIV for players. It's so hot. Why. I would... okay not pay REAL money but. I'd be mad about it when they stuffed it into the mog station!!
January 18, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Why did they never release proper Garlean armour in FFXIV for players. It's so hot. Why. I would... okay not pay REAL money but. I'd be mad about it when they stuffed it into the mog station!!