The Octopus Gallery
@octopusgallery.bsky.social
Dogs, plants, quilts, nerd shit, birds and fish. I got all my thralls the old-fashioned way. Feminine wiles and flora-based intoxicants.
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DC area people, supplies and equipment are being sold at Georgetown's #Sprinkes cupcake shop (think, a lot of butter, flour, bowls, restaurant supply stuff) with proceeds going to help workers who find themselves suddenly unemployed. And if you have work to offer, please do.
January 3, 2026 at 8:01 PM
DC area people, supplies and equipment are being sold at Georgetown's #Sprinkes cupcake shop (think, a lot of butter, flour, bowls, restaurant supply stuff) with proceeds going to help workers who find themselves suddenly unemployed. And if you have work to offer, please do.
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Timeline cleanse
January 3, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Timeline cleanse
I got one of the smaller Garmins and fuck this thing is huge. I should have just gotten their cheap Fitbit equivalent. Let’s see if I get used to it.
January 3, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I got one of the smaller Garmins and fuck this thing is huge. I should have just gotten their cheap Fitbit equivalent. Let’s see if I get used to it.
Dropped a package for DC on Tuesday. Still hasn't been delivered. For some reason they gave it a side trip out to Gaithersburg for funnsies.
January 3, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Dropped a package for DC on Tuesday. Still hasn't been delivered. For some reason they gave it a side trip out to Gaithersburg for funnsies.
I started this book that I didn’t realize was from the pov of a teenager and I am too old for this shit.
January 3, 2026 at 6:17 PM
I started this book that I didn’t realize was from the pov of a teenager and I am too old for this shit.
Feels good to be on my plastic horse bullshit.
January 3, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Feels good to be on my plastic horse bullshit.
Well looking at my phone after the dog got me up was a mistake.
January 3, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Well looking at my phone after the dog got me up was a mistake.
“Can’t figure out how to quilt the giraffe. Time to pivot to a completely different @romancingthevote.com project! It’ll be quick!”
Six hours later:
Six hours later:
January 3, 2026 at 3:24 AM
“Can’t figure out how to quilt the giraffe. Time to pivot to a completely different @romancingthevote.com project! It’ll be quick!”
Six hours later:
Six hours later:
January 3, 2026 at 1:34 AM
This is so pathetic. I’ve easily gotten my two different Honda Civics through more snow than that.
January 2, 2026 at 9:50 PM
This is so pathetic. I’ve easily gotten my two different Honda Civics through more snow than that.
Today in dog bullshit, Pen was chewing on a stick while I was talking to a neighbor and managed to get a chunk wedged between her teeth across her palate. Cue gross panic as she coughed and hacked and pawed at her face, making me think she was choking.
January 2, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Today in dog bullshit, Pen was chewing on a stick while I was talking to a neighbor and managed to get a chunk wedged between her teeth across her palate. Cue gross panic as she coughed and hacked and pawed at her face, making me think she was choking.
Hm. Virginia has a "don't let the kiddies use social media too much" law that's now in affect and I wonder how that's going to fuck me over with forcing age identification. "use a neutral age screen mechanism or other means to determine whether a user is younger than 16." WTF does that even mean.
January 2, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Hm. Virginia has a "don't let the kiddies use social media too much" law that's now in affect and I wonder how that's going to fuck me over with forcing age identification. "use a neutral age screen mechanism or other means to determine whether a user is younger than 16." WTF does that even mean.
Not sure what to do with myself today, so sitting watching birds and reading which I guess is fine. Lots of feeder traffic this morning: two kinds of sparrows, three kinds of finches, woodpeckers, chickadees, nuthatch, cardinals. Haven't seen any juncos or titmice though.
January 2, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Not sure what to do with myself today, so sitting watching birds and reading which I guess is fine. Lots of feeder traffic this morning: two kinds of sparrows, three kinds of finches, woodpeckers, chickadees, nuthatch, cardinals. Haven't seen any juncos or titmice though.
I have the "rude" labeler off entirely and yet I'm still finding replies to me that hidden for no reason I asked for which I find really fucking irritating.
January 2, 2026 at 2:24 PM
I have the "rude" labeler off entirely and yet I'm still finding replies to me that hidden for no reason I asked for which I find really fucking irritating.
Solar guys are here and there’s no contract in my inbox.
January 2, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Solar guys are here and there’s no contract in my inbox.
It turns out that if you’re mid betrayal scene in a lengthy dream about a fantasy battle, I really don’t recommend having an also sleeping dog kick you in the stomach.
January 2, 2026 at 8:07 AM
It turns out that if you’re mid betrayal scene in a lengthy dream about a fantasy battle, I really don’t recommend having an also sleeping dog kick you in the stomach.
clicked on this bluesky wrapped thing and apparently I am incapable of shutting up on here and currently have a 366 day posting streak.
January 1, 2026 at 11:23 PM
clicked on this bluesky wrapped thing and apparently I am incapable of shutting up on here and currently have a 366 day posting streak.
Continuing the "fic writers know nothing about children" stereotype, this author has called 5 year olds "toddlers". That's a whole ass kindergartener!
January 1, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Continuing the "fic writers know nothing about children" stereotype, this author has called 5 year olds "toddlers". That's a whole ass kindergartener!
If you see this, post a random image from your device.
January 1, 2026 at 8:46 PM
If you see this, post a random image from your device.
Anyone want to place bets on if I'll get a contract before the truck shows up tomorrow morning?
Solar called to schedule installation on Friday! I still do not have their discount offer in writing!
SUPPOSEDLY the solar company is going to be giving us a discount equal to the tax credit we would have earned and installing in early January. I am waiting for this in writing.
January 1, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Anyone want to place bets on if I'll get a contract before the truck shows up tomorrow morning?
Filled up a dozen containers of native plant seeds I've collected and bought for this year and I need like a dozen more.
January 1, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Filled up a dozen containers of native plant seeds I've collected and bought for this year and I need like a dozen more.
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As we head into 2026, a reminder: You CAN do the hard things, friends.
(Just like Mr. #Woodrat, who tried to accomplish the impossible).
Happy New Year!
(Just like Mr. #Woodrat, who tried to accomplish the impossible).
Happy New Year!
January 1, 2026 at 2:04 PM
As we head into 2026, a reminder: You CAN do the hard things, friends.
(Just like Mr. #Woodrat, who tried to accomplish the impossible).
Happy New Year!
(Just like Mr. #Woodrat, who tried to accomplish the impossible).
Happy New Year!
Layer two of my drywall repair mud is on and boy this looks so much better than my last attempt.
January 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Layer two of my drywall repair mud is on and boy this looks so much better than my last attempt.
Happy Year of the Curious Squid!
The Roundworld year for 2026 shall be known as [FX Drum Roll] : The Year of the Curious Squid. Artwork by Discworld artist Paul Kidby.
January 1, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Happy Year of the Curious Squid!
Okay, I will preface this with the GIGANTIC disclaimer that I promise I know how this looks, and I *swear* this is not personally motivated: If you have an old #LiveJournal account, and it has things you still care about in it, download it or import it to Dreamwidth SOON. Details:
January 1, 2026 at 1:45 PM