Elle
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Elle
@notelle.bsky.social
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My favourite Zoomer is watching The Great Escape and has just messaged me to say, "This film is just Chicken Run," and it's absolutely done me in.
November 23, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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What many politicians don't realise - or want to understand - is that many of the "highly-skilled" immigrants whose labour they crave were raised by the same asylum seekers and refugees they openly despise. They take the racist political rhetoric personally, and act accordingly. Why wouldn't they?
"Record numbers of overseas-trained doctors are quitting the UK, leaving the NHS at risk of huge gaps in its workforce, with hostility towards migrants blamed for the exodus...the NHS is so heavily reliant on doctors from elsewhere – 42% of its entire medical workforce qualified overseas."
All those people, including current government, who falsely claim migrants are to blame for failings with the NHS, along with infrastructure in general, are in for one hell of a shock with how much worse things will get with Labour's anti-immigration policies.

www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
November 21, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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Sometimes Jimmi Pickles gets bored when I’m working and I’ll look up and she’s just in some random place
November 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Someone needs to tell Shabana Mahmood that the strategy of putting a minority Home Secretary in to sanitise the racism only works if you don't call this much attention to it.
Shabana Mahmood asks MPs to stop mentioning Tommy Robinson's name (in relation to his support for her policies) as "he doesn't even think I am English. I find that offensive."
November 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
what gets me about all these corrupt MPs is just how cheap they are

lob a Labour MP a couple of grand and they'll personally shit in a river for you
The Labour MPs who received ££s from Lexington who represent the owner of private water firm (and major polluter) Southern Water.
- Hamish Falconer, Oliver Ryan, Liam Conlon, Liz Kendall, Pat McFadden and Gregor Poynton
-Mary Creagh and Steve Race were both former lobbyists at Lexington
November 12, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I know this is hardly in the top 10 worst things about Starmer but my god his handwriting is shit
“Fantastic curry; all very best”, Keir Starmer
November 8, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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Did a horse write this?
November 4, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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UK Politics update: the party currently doing austerity because the the previous party did austerity is warning that the poll-leading party will do austerity

All three parties confess themselves baffled at the UK's low morale & economic growth, but are confident that things will pick up soon 🫡
November 3, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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one simple fix here is to make a world that you'd actually want to bring a child into, and put everyone who says that doing so would be expensive and unrealistic into an individually-sized tupperware® container
October 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Unfortunately I don’t believe in using the word “zoomies,” but yes. Your dog is popping off.
October 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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The thought of Labour people in tears as they're wiped out is too delicious, too succulent - just wish we could have it now.
October 25, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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“I don’t think you understand. This place? It belongs to me and my friends now. You can either leave through the door, or through the window. Capeesh?”
October 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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On World Bread Day I'm celebrating this tweet cos every time I make toast i think "cook it again"
October 16, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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I ❤️ Viz
October 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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All my comics have happy endings!
October 10, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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I like to play video games to experience magical points of view ill never get in real life
October 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I heard a piano fell on him like in a Looney Tunes cartoon
BREAKING: Donald John Trump, celebrity billionaire and the 45th and 47th President of the United States, has died. He was 92. He is survived by his wife Melanie and his son Baron
October 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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The University of Glasgow groundspeople are going to be quite annoyed when they come in to work tomorrow...
October 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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just privatise one more industry bro. i promise bro just one more industry and we’ll have achieved capitalist equilibrium and prices will come down. it’s just one more industry bro. please
The wheel spins as it should.
October 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Starmer on Tuesday: "We must stand against racism"
Starmer on Wednesday: "Human rights laws are stopping us sending people to face torture so we need to rethink them."

Labour on Tuesday: "Labour is the party of working people"
Labour on Wednesday: "If your boss mistreats you, tough shit"
October 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
forever angry about how the word "safeguarding" has been appropriated by some of the worst people on Earth who use it to mean "getting my own way"
These people couldn’t have been more clear that they think not liking them is radicalisation; being angry with them for things they’ve done and said is extremism; asking them unwelcome questions is bullying and harassment, and raising your voice at them is criminal assault.
September 30, 2025 at 2:56 PM
"Supporting racism doesn't make you a racist" absolutely amazing latest galaxy-brain line that Labour is pushing that will surely appeal to everyone
September 29, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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September 29, 2025 at 9:52 AM