Elle
@notelle.bsky.social
You shot who in the what now?
November 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
You shot who in the what now?
as a car owner can confirm this is how it's done
November 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
as a car owner can confirm this is how it's done
bringing back proper meal deals would fix Britain tbh. Going in and getting a £2.50 baguette, a £1.80 can of Monster and a £1.75 vegetable samosa and paying £3.50 was top tier
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
bringing back proper meal deals would fix Britain tbh. Going in and getting a £2.50 baguette, a £1.80 can of Monster and a £1.75 vegetable samosa and paying £3.50 was top tier
hate to be reminded Nick Herbert exists 😭
last time I saw him he had hair
last time I saw him he had hair
November 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
hate to be reminded Nick Herbert exists 😭
last time I saw him he had hair
last time I saw him he had hair
the government should give me free cans of Monster on demand
November 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
the government should give me free cans of Monster on demand
yeah it's wild knowing what you're talking about, and then reading these sorts of news articles and trying to imagine just how misinformed you'd be if the British media was your only source of information. You may as well be in a parallel universe
November 22, 2025 at 10:19 AM
yeah it's wild knowing what you're talking about, and then reading these sorts of news articles and trying to imagine just how misinformed you'd be if the British media was your only source of information. You may as well be in a parallel universe
"we need to take more bribes from Russia to head off Reform"
November 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
"we need to take more bribes from Russia to head off Reform"
took me a moment to realise who "pedophile's brother" refers to in a sentence that mentions two paedophiles tbh
November 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
took me a moment to realise who "pedophile's brother" refers to in a sentence that mentions two paedophiles tbh
I keep misjudging how many layers I need. One day I'm too cold, the next I'm walking around sweating in 4 degree weather 🙃
November 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I keep misjudging how many layers I need. One day I'm too cold, the next I'm walking around sweating in 4 degree weather 🙃
it's funny how obvious it is how every Labour bod has been told to shoehorn the word "control" into any statement they make on immigration. None of them using their own words, just parroting lines they've been given.
November 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
it's funny how obvious it is how every Labour bod has been told to shoehorn the word "control" into any statement they make on immigration. None of them using their own words, just parroting lines they've been given.
ah fucking hell I was waiting to see if CS2 got good before giving it a go 😩
November 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
ah fucking hell I was waiting to see if CS2 got good before giving it a go 😩
now I'm by no means a prisons fan, but the people responsible for this should be in prison
November 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
now I'm by no means a prisons fan, but the people responsible for this should be in prison
would have expected far more defections by now if any of them had any principles
November 16, 2025 at 3:13 PM
would have expected far more defections by now if any of them had any principles
splitting the left vote by voting for the only major left wing party that actually exists 🤔
November 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
splitting the left vote by voting for the only major left wing party that actually exists 🤔
amazing! Great work! 🥳
November 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
amazing! Great work! 🥳
I wonder who wrote this and if he has any relevant expertise... oh
November 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I wonder who wrote this and if he has any relevant expertise... oh