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"British public wrong about nearly everything, survey shows" - Independent headline from July 2013
December 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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I wonder who wrote this and if he has any relevant expertise... oh
John Browne John Browne is a former chief executive of BP and author of Beyond Business
November 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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was watching a Stargate Atlantis clip the other day and realised I'm now older than Dr Elizabeth Weir was at the start of the show (34) 😮

great show and great character tho
Dr Elizabeth Weir from Stargate Atlantis, played by the then 33/34 year old Torri Higginson in 2003/04
November 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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We get a lot of pigeons in our garden, I love seeing them using the bird bath, eating some seeds or just generally hanging around. They're more shy than their cousins in the town centre so it's rare I can be in the garden without them flying away sadly
An adult pigeon perched on top of a fence
November 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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who, me? I'm just a crow, doing my crow things. caw
definitely not a jackdaw
November 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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also if it looks like anything it looks like the shit electric car Top Gear made out of sheets of scrap metal
A "car" that looks to have been riveted together with flat sheets of scrap metal and headlights salvaged from an old van or something. It has a wooden passenger door attached with shed door hinges.
October 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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more Peak Disctict than Emmerdale but still not Leeds 😂
Looking down some wide, winding cobblestone steps with stone walls and trees either side
August 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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tweet by @furby_Hancock: waiter: so how is everything? me: great! waiter: (disgusted) even war?
August 9, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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I saw a cat today that my girlfriend has known for a long time! What a great cat
A black cat eating from a bowl of cat food on a concrete balcony. The cat is looking at the camera, the photo taken through a doorway from inside.
August 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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I can't find it now but it was nothing compared to this monstrosity www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
Picture of a bland grey dining room that is a shrine to Oasis complete with posters and even cardboard cutouts of band members Same again but in an equally bland living room
July 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Never voted Labour before but I'm going to be condescending to people saying they won't vote for them
Bio of user in quoted post reading "Lives in Cornwall, retired teacher, artist, decamped to France for 15 years till Brexit. Never voted Tory or Labour, but very interested in what's going on"
July 27, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Grampa Simpson sitting in a chair saying "Welcome to my world". From The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror VI
July 7, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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Look at these cats
A black cat, barely visible to the camera except for her eyes, perches atop a cat tree. In the background, partially obscured by a curtain and sitting on a windowsill, is a black and white cat.
June 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Not sure if you've seen it but Tim Martin was interviewed on ITV about it

(I'm sure he's no ally but he seems disdainful of being told what to do more than anything)
April 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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You cannot wait while enemies are nearby.
A brown paper takeaway bag on a couch. Inside the bag, the eyes of a black cat are visible, peering out.
April 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Yeah we can see that, maybe something to work on 🤔
Bio reading "Dude who loves his pitbull mix. 3rd generation immigrant. I get drunk and angry a lot. I'm bristly like a porcupine if you fuck with me. Yeah someone hurt me."
April 20, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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its hard to tell but I do think it's a trick of the light. It seems clearer here that the colour is due to his thumb being behind the water in the glass. The weirder thing I think is that he seems to just take a sip of air?
February 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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oh snap
Screenshot of an Android home screen widget that reads "No scheduled alarm"
February 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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We do a little adventuring
View across a river in a forest. There's a path on the other side. The river is a few metres wide, about a dozen stepping stones cross it allowing a walk to the other side.
January 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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I just love a walk in a spooky valley
Photo taken from the bottom of a valley. The ground is completely obscured with leaves. There is a path ahead of the camera and to the left of this a sharp incline. The trees in shot are so tall they fill the entire shot, even trees in the distance. They appear skeletal and lifeless. Also in the distance is my partner standing by a tree trunk that is around 7ft tall, the rest of the tree having split off at some point. She's wearing a dark purple outdoor jacket, pink beanie, black leggings and some outdoor boots.
January 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Had a lot of adventures with my girlfriend in 2024, I'm looking forward to lots more in 2025
Picture of a large pond, surrounded by barren trees reflected in the water. The distance is obscured by fog. A very grey and slightly spooky image, the only real colour is some green plantlife in the foreground, around the very edge of the pond nearest the camera.
January 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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You *cannot* pet the cats in Indiana Jones and the Great Circle. 0/10 MachineGames pls fix.
Screenshot from Indiana Jones and the Great Circle. An orange cat lies on a scaffolding board. It's doing a big stretch.
December 31, 2024 at 5:24 PM
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this is wild
Screenshot of the Wikipedia entry for Parts of Holland, a historical division of Lincolnshire
December 23, 2024 at 6:42 PM
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my gf's cat came and sat on me purring for scratches earlier, first time and I felt honoured.

Here she is being a void
a black cat on a bed, barely visible due to the low light
November 30, 2024 at 10:45 PM
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Morning!
A black cat perched on a windowsill. Rooftops and a few trees are just visible through the window, with a light dusting of snow.
November 19, 2024 at 10:59 AM