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here in LA it's really quiet but that's also how it sounds after a big Rams win
January 26, 2026 at 3:10 AM
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“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
January 24, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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Pretty sure this is why no one is sending me AIM messages
January 21, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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why do people twitter
January 7, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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with boundless joy in my heart
January 4, 2026 at 4:25 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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On this day 55 years ago, blubber went boom at the Oregon Coast.

That's when officials made the legendary decision to blow up a dead whale.

Here's a look back at the explosive piece of Oregon lore with a 2020 story by OPB's Tiffany Camhi written ahead of the whale of a tale's 50th anniversary.
‘It was like a blubber snowstorm’: Why Oregon blew up a whale in 1970
The exploding whale is a piece of Oregon lore that just won’t go away. It’s one of those real-life stories that just sounds too strange to be real.
www.opb.org
November 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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maybe not the best time but I can't fault them for trying
November 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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I think it's pretty clear, Zohran Mamdani won the NYC Mayoral Election because he's a Sounders fan.
November 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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some memes are classic
November 4, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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PRICE JUST WENT UP (On Danny Musovski)
November 4, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Gonna be very funny come May/June when Sounders fans hit levels of "told you so" over Roldan that have rarely been seen. We're gonna need new gadgets to measure it.
October 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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April 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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KEN JENNINGS FROM THE TOP ROPE
September 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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Hang the banner.
September 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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It gets even crazier
September 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
We’re so cooked
The future is watching a Mormon influencer doing self-promotion following an assassination through your phone screen until you are the Mormon influencer filming
September 11, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Seems harsh from De La Vega but I guess when you win 3-0 you get to call the shots
September 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Obed Vargas is him
Obed Vargas and the Seattle Sounders put on a clinic for how to deal with Lionel Messi in the first half.

As Taylor Twellman noted on the broadcast, they're body-checking Messi -- or at least tracking his runs -- so he can't run free after he hits a pass.
September 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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September 1, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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The trophy cabinet speaks for itself 🙌
September 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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September 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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I haven't seen this many people vaguely posting about something exciting since the first Dempsey -> Sounders rumors.
August 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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The smirk of a man who is not the guy in trouble for once
August 21, 2025 at 5:39 AM