colton
@bittersnail.bsky.social
Cheap Beer, Manchester United Football Club, Buckeyes, and Bengals enthusiast
Seattle, WA
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colton
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· Oct 22
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I'm not ready to talk about it. So I had to talk about it.
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This is some good the MLS baby
November 23, 2025 at 5:27 AM
This is some good the MLS baby
Correct, this is still nowhere near enough but oh my god did they need the vibes of this lol
The Mariners pretty much had to re-sign Josh Naylor, even those he's much much closer to "above average" than what he looked like in Seattle last year. They also pretty much have to acquire two more infielders now.
November 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Correct, this is still nowhere near enough but oh my god did they need the vibes of this lol
Holy shit they actually did it
November 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Holy shit they actually did it
I’m pretty bummed about Cal Raleigh not winning MVP. Sorry if this offends.
November 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I’m pretty bummed about Cal Raleigh not winning MVP. Sorry if this offends.
Think about it this way, the Sounders won't have a summer slump anymore. And if they continue the whole mid-season slump thing, it'll be during the most depressing months of the year!
November 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Think about it this way, the Sounders won't have a summer slump anymore. And if they continue the whole mid-season slump thing, it'll be during the most depressing months of the year!
Pretty classic Bruce Harrell speech there, a few points of substance sandwiched with his open mic routine that elicits uncomfortable laughter. See ya Bozo
November 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Pretty classic Bruce Harrell speech there, a few points of substance sandwiched with his open mic routine that elicits uncomfortable laughter. See ya Bozo
TURN THAT SHIT UP CUH
Katie Wilson has widened her lead over Bruce Harrell to nearly 2,000 votes in Seattle's mayoral race — up more than 600 from Tuesday — following today's ballot drop that added approximately 1,650 ballots.
Harrell - 136,513 (49.48%)
Wilson - 138,489 (50.19%)
Harrell - 136,513 (49.48%)
Wilson - 138,489 (50.19%)
Katie Wilson has expanded her lead over Bruce Harrell to 1,346 votes in Seattle's mayoral race, up from 91 votes on Monday, following today's drop that added approximately 5,800 ballots to the tally. She's now over 50 percent.
Harrell - 135,871 (49.59%)
Wilson - 137,217 (50.08%)
Harrell - 135,871 (49.59%)
Wilson - 137,217 (50.08%)
November 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
TURN THAT SHIT UP CUH
Feeling an odd amount of hope for the future this morning. Not even gonna be cynical and end this with "Can't wait to see how that all goes wrong" this time like I was going to.
Just feeling an off amount of hope for the future this morning.
Just feeling an off amount of hope for the future this morning.
November 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Feeling an odd amount of hope for the future this morning. Not even gonna be cynical and end this with "Can't wait to see how that all goes wrong" this time like I was going to.
Just feeling an off amount of hope for the future this morning.
Just feeling an off amount of hope for the future this morning.
NELSON OUT
DAVISON OUT
HARRELL OUT
COOK
DAVISON OUT
HARRELL OUT
COOK
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
NELSON OUT
DAVISON OUT
HARRELL OUT
COOK
DAVISON OUT
HARRELL OUT
COOK
STOP THE DAMN MATCH
🚨🚨 Just in: Katie Wilson has expanded her lead in the Seattle mayor race. She is now leading by 1,346 votes.
November 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
STOP THE DAMN MATCH
Inexcusable loss and finish to the season lol. Just horrible
November 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Inexcusable loss and finish to the season lol. Just horrible
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Sounders are seahawks marinering (extreme derogatory)
November 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Sounders are seahawks marinering (extreme derogatory)
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maybe not the best time but I can't fault them for trying
November 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
maybe not the best time but I can't fault them for trying
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An ill-advised crashout red card at the worst possible moment, who do these guys think they are, the Seattle Sounders?
November 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
An ill-advised crashout red card at the worst possible moment, who do these guys think they are, the Seattle Sounders?
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a woman trying to get an autograph from Rosales as he heads down the tunnel after his red is one of the funniest things I’ve seen on a broadcast in a LONG time
November 8, 2025 at 9:57 PM
a woman trying to get an autograph from Rosales as he heads down the tunnel after his red is one of the funniest things I’ve seen on a broadcast in a LONG time
I haven’t seen an attempt on Jesus’ life like this since around 33AD
November 8, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I haven’t seen an attempt on Jesus’ life like this since around 33AD
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Jeremy Peterman
He's offside, but point still stands.
I hate to be that guy but that's what you get for playing unethical coward ball all year.
November 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Jeremy Peterman
I’m sure someone could explain it to me in terms easy to understand but it’s insane and hilarious that we won’t find out anymore about the Mayor race until Monday lol
November 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I’m sure someone could explain it to me in terms easy to understand but it’s insane and hilarious that we won’t find out anymore about the Mayor race until Monday lol
Good news! We have a fantastic history with the number 54 here in Seattle
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With today’s ballots, Seattle’s race for mayor has narrowed even further (50.7% to 48.9%).
Progressive challenger Katie Wilson got 55% of today’s votes. There are roughly 55,000 ballots left to count. She needs ~54% of the remainder to surpass incumbent Bruce Harrell.
With today’s ballots, Seattle’s race for mayor has narrowed even further (50.7% to 48.9%).
Progressive challenger Katie Wilson got 55% of today’s votes. There are roughly 55,000 ballots left to count. She needs ~54% of the remainder to surpass incumbent Bruce Harrell.
November 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Good news! We have a fantastic history with the number 54 here in Seattle
Ahh yes, another weekend living in the Emerald City, the great 206, Sea-Town, what a beautiful place. Can't wait to get on the light rail tomorrow and go watch the Soun- Ahh fuck the light rail is down again.
November 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Ahh yes, another weekend living in the Emerald City, the great 206, Sea-Town, what a beautiful place. Can't wait to get on the light rail tomorrow and go watch the Soun- Ahh fuck the light rail is down again.
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one time pitcher john denny knocked reggie jackson down with a brushback pitch. next time up reggie blasted a moonshot home run off him. denny kept chirping at him as he rounded the bases and wouldn't stop, so reggie stepped on home, charged the mound and beat his ass. andrew cuomo is john denny
November 5, 2025 at 5:06 AM
one time pitcher john denny knocked reggie jackson down with a brushback pitch. next time up reggie blasted a moonshot home run off him. denny kept chirping at him as he rounded the bases and wouldn't stop, so reggie stepped on home, charged the mound and beat his ass. andrew cuomo is john denny