colton
@bittersnail.bsky.social
Cheap Beer, Manchester United Football Club, Buckeyes, and Bengals enthusiast
Seattle, WA
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colton
@bittersnail.bsky.social
· Oct 22
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I'm not ready to talk about it. So I had to talk about it.
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Don’t like this many people watching Texas Tech football. Feels like a humiliation ritual for me. Please turn your televisions off and go outside, thanks
January 1, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Don’t like this many people watching Texas Tech football. Feels like a humiliation ritual for me. Please turn your televisions off and go outside, thanks
I’m sorry that all brands can’t keep up!! Sounds like a skill issue! Maybe be better!
January 1, 2026 at 6:04 AM
I’m sorry that all brands can’t keep up!! Sounds like a skill issue! Maybe be better!
There we go, now we’re all back aligned
January 1, 2026 at 6:04 AM
There we go, now we’re all back aligned
I’m gonna choose to ignore that’s true because a 20-team MLS just feels better to me
January 1, 2026 at 5:59 AM
I’m gonna choose to ignore that’s true because a 20-team MLS just feels better to me
I guess, next think you know they’re gonna tell me Nashville has an MLS team too
January 1, 2026 at 5:57 AM
I guess, next think you know they’re gonna tell me Nashville has an MLS team too
Me too brother, for the Tennessee Titans
January 1, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Me too brother, for the Tennessee Titans
Do you have a good argument for why not other than “Ewww, Ohio is gross”? Like seriously, what’s the argument here?
There are VERY few teams who have competed towards the top (nonetheless actually won) in practically every era of college football AND elicit this reaction. What’s the POV here??
There are VERY few teams who have competed towards the top (nonetheless actually won) in practically every era of college football AND elicit this reaction. What’s the POV here??
January 1, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Do you have a good argument for why not other than “Ewww, Ohio is gross”? Like seriously, what’s the argument here?
There are VERY few teams who have competed towards the top (nonetheless actually won) in practically every era of college football AND elicit this reaction. What’s the POV here??
There are VERY few teams who have competed towards the top (nonetheless actually won) in practically every era of college football AND elicit this reaction. What’s the POV here??
I think at some point along the way my point might’ve been misunderstood, I apologize.
College football survives (and thrives!!) without Miami being relevant. It did until Schnellenberger showed up, and it has for the last two decades.
The sport needs OSU. The Buckeyes are eternal.
College football survives (and thrives!!) without Miami being relevant. It did until Schnellenberger showed up, and it has for the last two decades.
The sport needs OSU. The Buckeyes are eternal.
January 1, 2026 at 5:29 AM
I think at some point along the way my point might’ve been misunderstood, I apologize.
College football survives (and thrives!!) without Miami being relevant. It did until Schnellenberger showed up, and it has for the last two decades.
The sport needs OSU. The Buckeyes are eternal.
College football survives (and thrives!!) without Miami being relevant. It did until Schnellenberger showed up, and it has for the last two decades.
The sport needs OSU. The Buckeyes are eternal.
Today was the first day I thought about the Miami Hurricanes since a 30 for 30 came out about events that took place when I was three years old.
January 1, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Today was the first day I thought about the Miami Hurricanes since a 30 for 30 came out about events that took place when I was three years old.
Then what the fuck was Miami doing until the 1980s??? Sorry that the Big Bad Buckeyes stole the playbook and improved it for the modern era
January 1, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Then what the fuck was Miami doing until the 1980s??? Sorry that the Big Bad Buckeyes stole the playbook and improved it for the modern era
It’s completely valid to take out 23 years of anger (and I support you), but just remember only one of these teams walked off the field with a Natty
January 1, 2026 at 4:57 AM
It’s completely valid to take out 23 years of anger (and I support you), but just remember only one of these teams walked off the field with a Natty
The sport (broken or not) is nowhere near what it is now without Ohio State, you’re welcome to feel differently
January 1, 2026 at 4:56 AM
The sport (broken or not) is nowhere near what it is now without Ohio State, you’re welcome to feel differently
I truly feel sorry for people who laugh at and dance on the grave of the 2025 Ohio State Buckeyes. You will simply never get it. You are lost in the desert. You will never know true joy, nor peace. A ship without a rudder.
It must feel so lonely.
It must feel so lonely.
January 1, 2026 at 4:39 AM
I truly feel sorry for people who laugh at and dance on the grave of the 2025 Ohio State Buckeyes. You will simply never get it. You are lost in the desert. You will never know true joy, nor peace. A ship without a rudder.
It must feel so lonely.
It must feel so lonely.
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Um? You’re a day early, but I guess it’s better to be early than forget.
December 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Um? You’re a day early, but I guess it’s better to be early than forget.
Sorry chief, best I can do is Hawks-Pats
December 19, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Sorry chief, best I can do is Hawks-Pats
And oh boy don't forget what they're wearing!
December 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
And oh boy don't forget what they're wearing!
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December 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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One of my life goals is to be one of those people that gets to go on the field during a Super Bowl halftime show. However, given how disappointing I’ve been generally, I would settle for doing it during the halftime show at one of the Thanksgiving games.
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
One of my life goals is to be one of those people that gets to go on the field during a Super Bowl halftime show. However, given how disappointing I’ve been generally, I would settle for doing it during the halftime show at one of the Thanksgiving games.
This is some good the MLS baby
November 23, 2025 at 5:27 AM
This is some good the MLS baby