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Mark Kastner
@mkstnr.bsky.social
Former baby
They want us to feel alone and powerless in moments like these. We're not. The only way through is together. Here's my latest verification code:

816676
January 3, 2026 at 9:25 PM
No one can stop you. They can't arrest you if you do this. They'll try to say it's illegal, but it's completely legal.
You can just put “nap” on your to do list
January 3, 2026 at 8:43 PM
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Here’s free political consulting for any democrat who wants to show they have a spine:

“The pedophile president is orchestrating war crimes from his country club in a naked attempt to enrich himself, his family, and his fellow pedophile billionaire friends.”
January 3, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Fucking hell
January 3, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Guy at the bar watching Grease on his phone. Hero.
January 3, 2026 at 1:23 AM
The Columbus Crew hiring a Marxist manager really does significant damage to me, personally.
🚨🚨THERE IS ONCE AGAIN A LITERARY, MARXIST-INFLUENCED COACH IN #mls !🚨🚨

Please, Henrik Rydström, just give us fun quotes like Vanni Sartini did. PLEASE.
January 2, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Correct, he should be a Sounder.
he is significantly better than this
🚨🇺🇸 Charlotte FC are prepared to offer Harvey Elliott the chance to play on loan in MLS until June. Elliott, likely to return to Liverpool after being unused at Aston Villa on loan. Decision up to the player.
January 2, 2026 at 3:21 PM
That was a immensely enjoyable football game
January 2, 2026 at 4:48 AM
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The United States Men’s National Soccer Team on October 10, 2017
Trinidad is hoopin
January 2, 2026 at 3:57 AM
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I stand with the Somali childcare providers who have experienced targeted harassment, and condemn the surveillance campaign promoted by extremist influencers. If you believe yourself to be the victim of a hate crime, please call this hotline: www.atg.wa.gov/report-hate
January 1, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Do we need the Dutch? In 2026? Is there a need for them anymore?
January 1, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Last 7 games:

16th
20th
13th
14th
16th
8th
18th
Liverpool haven't conceded a first half goal in any of their last seven Premier League games. (Squawka)
January 1, 2026 at 6:27 PM
I understand why folks were keen to say Liverpool were improving during the recent positive results, but every 90mins is just so dire. This is shit mid table football from a desperate manager.
January 1, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Watching Liverpool in buildup is like watching someone try to build ikea furniture without reading the instructions
January 1, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Is that good?
January 1, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I was kinda hopeful that the calendar changing years would magically fix Liverpool

It did not!
January 1, 2026 at 5:39 PM
First Guinness of the year. 10/10 pour @blackhartstp.com
January 1, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Go Liverpool
January 1, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Happy New Year friends. Very excited for 2026
January 1, 2026 at 5:30 AM
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Just got off a call with Paul Rothrock and I think this quote probably sums it it: “It's fucking cool to be a Sounder.”
December 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I think a bigger issue is people using those “objective metrics” to discredit winning and the fans who are enjoying the winning.

Were there Liverpool fans arguing the merits of their league title last season? Yes! Because smarmy stats nerds and bad faith rivals were discrediting it at every turn
In my opinion, winning is amazing and the additional "my team that won was also the best team according to objective metrics" that online fans seem to need reflects a failure to cherish the experience of winning
December 29, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Living my life in such a way that I can watch Liverpool on my laptop all over the world
December 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Me at an all-inclusive resort:
December 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
December 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM