Neil
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slowly sucking in my gut while I pee so it looks like I'm deflating. all the other guys at the urinal trough hooting and hollering like I'm David Blaine. guy in the stall is trying to shit faster cuz he knows he's missing out on something but he's not sure what
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
slowly sucking in my gut while I pee so it looks like I'm deflating. all the other guys at the urinal trough hooting and hollering like I'm David Blaine. guy in the stall is trying to shit faster cuz he knows he's missing out on something but he's not sure what
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the coop this evening with possibly the most baffling musical choice i have ever experienced in a supermarket
December 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
the coop this evening with possibly the most baffling musical choice i have ever experienced in a supermarket
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Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social I hope this finds you
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social I hope this finds you
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Drinking water was invented by big toilet to cause more piss
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Drinking water was invented by big toilet to cause more piss
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A "red beret in Waterford" moment.
November 23, 2025 at 12:25 PM
A "red beret in Waterford" moment.
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Frankenstein, or: Maybe You Shouldn't Have Built That Weird Man
November 23, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Frankenstein, or: Maybe You Shouldn't Have Built That Weird Man
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THE JAZZ SINGER (1927)
Director: Alan Crosland
Director: Alan Crosland
November 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
THE JAZZ SINGER (1927)
Director: Alan Crosland
Director: Alan Crosland
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If you MUST gender your toilets, then do it in style. I think this is nicely done typographically.
(For clarification, it’s M = Minge and W = Willy)
(For clarification, it’s M = Minge and W = Willy)
October 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
If you MUST gender your toilets, then do it in style. I think this is nicely done typographically.
(For clarification, it’s M = Minge and W = Willy)
(For clarification, it’s M = Minge and W = Willy)
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Werner Herzog voice: And this man, Joe, known for his Cotton Eye, where did he come from? And, perhaps more importantly for our story, where did he go?
October 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Werner Herzog voice: And this man, Joe, known for his Cotton Eye, where did he come from? And, perhaps more importantly for our story, where did he go?
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The Westminster chatterati’s perception of Birmingham is so utterly deranged by this point I’m actually sitting here laughing
The way people are talking about it you’d think it was some dystopia from the Hunger Games or something
Go outside, touch grass, come to Birmingham - you’ll be fine 😂
The way people are talking about it you’d think it was some dystopia from the Hunger Games or something
Go outside, touch grass, come to Birmingham - you’ll be fine 😂
October 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The Westminster chatterati’s perception of Birmingham is so utterly deranged by this point I’m actually sitting here laughing
The way people are talking about it you’d think it was some dystopia from the Hunger Games or something
Go outside, touch grass, come to Birmingham - you’ll be fine 😂
The way people are talking about it you’d think it was some dystopia from the Hunger Games or something
Go outside, touch grass, come to Birmingham - you’ll be fine 😂
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Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
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A story in three parts
October 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
A story in three parts
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Bob Mould's scorching live version of his Husker Du classic "New Day Rising" with Dave Grohl, Jason Narducy and Jon Wurster in LA back in 2011. Happy Birthday, Bob Mould.
@bobmouldmusic.bsky.social @jasonnarducy.bsky.social @jonwurster.bsky.social
youtu.be/XHjHBojMsRs
@bobmouldmusic.bsky.social @jasonnarducy.bsky.social @jonwurster.bsky.social
youtu.be/XHjHBojMsRs
Bob Mould and Dave Grohl - New Day Rising (Husker Du Tribute) 2011
YouTube video by RebelThoughts82
youtu.be
October 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Bob Mould's scorching live version of his Husker Du classic "New Day Rising" with Dave Grohl, Jason Narducy and Jon Wurster in LA back in 2011. Happy Birthday, Bob Mould.
@bobmouldmusic.bsky.social @jasonnarducy.bsky.social @jonwurster.bsky.social
youtu.be/XHjHBojMsRs
@bobmouldmusic.bsky.social @jasonnarducy.bsky.social @jonwurster.bsky.social
youtu.be/XHjHBojMsRs
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And of course there's the KLF being interviewed about burning a million pounds, which prompts Gay Byrne's almost bemused question "Do you believe in God, Bill?" (Though to be fair, Bill Drummond's reply is equally unexpected).
I miss culture clash television.
youtu.be/21nhIZ9QF80?...
I miss culture clash television.
youtu.be/21nhIZ9QF80?...
Why did The K Foundation burn a million quid? Interview with Gay Byrne: The Late Late Show, 1995
YouTube video by Welcome To The Dark Ages
youtu.be
October 15, 2025 at 1:02 PM
And of course there's the KLF being interviewed about burning a million pounds, which prompts Gay Byrne's almost bemused question "Do you believe in God, Bill?" (Though to be fair, Bill Drummond's reply is equally unexpected).
I miss culture clash television.
youtu.be/21nhIZ9QF80?...
I miss culture clash television.
youtu.be/21nhIZ9QF80?...
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I stand with Salman Mirza.
Birmingham man takes down flags because he says 'people feel unwelcome'
Salman Mirza says he wants to
www.bbc.co.uk
October 13, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I stand with Salman Mirza.
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"Fucking reform leaflet" is a good cryptic crossword clue for "FELLATE".
Fucking reform leaflet through the door while I was out. Fascist fucking cunts. Genuinely sickening.
October 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
"Fucking reform leaflet" is a good cryptic crossword clue for "FELLATE".
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Saw a T-shirt today that said "If CrossFit were easy, it would be called your mother," in case you were wondering whether people still use the subjunctive.
October 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Saw a T-shirt today that said "If CrossFit were easy, it would be called your mother," in case you were wondering whether people still use the subjunctive.
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“An example of the town of the future is Coventry.... Traffic and pedestrians are kept apart and the roads are planned to let traffic flow smoothly”
(Our Land in the Making, 1966)
Artist: Ronald Lampitt
(Our Land in the Making, 1966)
Artist: Ronald Lampitt
September 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
“An example of the town of the future is Coventry.... Traffic and pedestrians are kept apart and the roads are planned to let traffic flow smoothly”
(Our Land in the Making, 1966)
Artist: Ronald Lampitt
(Our Land in the Making, 1966)
Artist: Ronald Lampitt
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A metaphor for this entire administration
Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV
September 29, 2025 at 5:22 PM
A metaphor for this entire administration
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“My wife went to Riyadh to see an edgy comedian”
“Jimmy Carr?”
“No, she went of her own accord”
“Jimmy Carr?”
“No, she went of her own accord”
September 28, 2025 at 7:32 AM
“My wife went to Riyadh to see an edgy comedian”
“Jimmy Carr?”
“No, she went of her own accord”
“Jimmy Carr?”
“No, she went of her own accord”
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What type of dinosaur boasts about its academic qualifications?
A diplomadocus.
A diplomadocus.
September 24, 2025 at 12:59 PM
What type of dinosaur boasts about its academic qualifications?
A diplomadocus.
A diplomadocus.
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For the first time i think I've just worked out what the phrase "waste not, want not" actually means.
September 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
For the first time i think I've just worked out what the phrase "waste not, want not" actually means.