Colin
@nderle.bsky.social
local condo owner and cat enthusiast. all views, shitposts, opinions, cats, jokes, and stuff have not been reviewed nor approved by my employer
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the reason you are all confused by how poorly written all of these emails are is that all of you have, at some point, had a boss who would have fired you for grammar and punctuation this poor, none of these people ever did
November 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
the reason you are all confused by how poorly written all of these emails are is that all of you have, at some point, had a boss who would have fired you for grammar and punctuation this poor, none of these people ever did
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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What a cool sports show!
November 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
What a cool sports show!
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high-level drug dealers: "we never mention anything illegal over text. basic details of transit and logistics are discussed only via encrypted comms."
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
Amazing how many criminals get together and decide the first order of business is emailing each other about the crimes every three minutes
November 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
high-level drug dealers: "we never mention anything illegal over text. basic details of transit and logistics are discussed only via encrypted comms."
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"
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hello michael wolf,f
ple ase , to reschedul tomorro'ws "p̸e̷d̷.̴o̷p̵h̷i̷l̶e̷ ̵a̶c̴t̶i̷V̴I̶ ̷T̴I̸E̸S̴" as we have repeatedly discussed at length .in writing
ple ase , to reschedul tomorro'ws "p̸e̷d̷.̴o̷p̵h̷i̷l̶e̷ ̵a̶c̴t̶i̷V̴I̶ ̷T̴I̸E̸S̴" as we have repeatedly discussed at length .in writing
November 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
hello michael wolf,f
ple ase , to reschedul tomorro'ws "p̸e̷d̷.̴o̷p̵h̷i̷l̶e̷ ̵a̶c̴t̶i̷V̴I̶ ̷T̴I̸E̸S̴" as we have repeatedly discussed at length .in writing
ple ase , to reschedul tomorro'ws "p̸e̷d̷.̴o̷p̵h̷i̷l̶e̷ ̵a̶c̴t̶i̷V̴I̶ ̷T̴I̸E̸S̴" as we have repeatedly discussed at length .in writing
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“When I win, I will immediately bring prices down, starting on Day One"
November 12, 2025 at 12:55 PM
“When I win, I will immediately bring prices down, starting on Day One"
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It’s time for one staffer with nothing to lose to just dump everything online. You will be a hero forever. We will put up statues. Someone will write folk songs about you.
November 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
It’s time for one staffer with nothing to lose to just dump everything online. You will be a hero forever. We will put up statues. Someone will write folk songs about you.
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There's an entire generation of sports fans who grew up idolizing ESPN so much that it was literally their No. 1 dream in 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 to work there one day - a dream no young sports fan will ever have anymore because they're gonna grow up viewing it as the sports equivalent of Fox News.
November 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
There's an entire generation of sports fans who grew up idolizing ESPN so much that it was literally their No. 1 dream in 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 to work there one day - a dream no young sports fan will ever have anymore because they're gonna grow up viewing it as the sports equivalent of Fox News.
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how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
www.apmreports.org
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
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This is a yikes too. He gets dogwalked by Susan Collins even though Generic Dem has a 9 pt margin.
What I find funny is that the median Maine voter sees his tattoo and comments about sexual assault as a non-starter but we had how many people defending that shit here on Bluesky?
What I find funny is that the median Maine voter sees his tattoo and comments about sexual assault as a non-starter but we had how many people defending that shit here on Bluesky?
November 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
This is a yikes too. He gets dogwalked by Susan Collins even though Generic Dem has a 9 pt margin.
What I find funny is that the median Maine voter sees his tattoo and comments about sexual assault as a non-starter but we had how many people defending that shit here on Bluesky?
What I find funny is that the median Maine voter sees his tattoo and comments about sexual assault as a non-starter but we had how many people defending that shit here on Bluesky?
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The internet isn't fun anymore. I miss when it was just pictures of cats with bad grammar, not a global prison that monetizes despair.
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM
The internet isn't fun anymore. I miss when it was just pictures of cats with bad grammar, not a global prison that monetizes despair.
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Yes let's put these things on the 10 and the 405. Waymo sucks and they're nothing more than surveillance cop cars posing as taxis that run over bodega cats
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Yes let's put these things on the 10 and the 405. Waymo sucks and they're nothing more than surveillance cop cars posing as taxis that run over bodega cats
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donald trump is a pedophile and half the voters in the united states will come out acknowledge this, and be okay with that
“.. Epstein wrote in a 2019 email to Michael Wolff … ‘[O]f course he knew about the girls as he asked ghislaine to stop.’”
@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
November 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
donald trump is a pedophile and half the voters in the united states will come out acknowledge this, and be okay with that
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tfw when I'm not allowed to see the aurora borealis
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
tfw when I'm not allowed to see the aurora borealis
bold claim, i know, but it is an unequivocally good thing that we're not going to let this woman practice law
Kim Kardashian shares her frustration in a new TikTok after failing the California bar exam, calling out psychics who told her she’d pass.
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
bold claim, i know, but it is an unequivocally good thing that we're not going to let this woman practice law
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Taxes on high earners are too low bsky.app/profile/popc...
Kim Kardashian shares her frustration in a new TikTok after failing the California bar exam, calling out psychics who told her she’d pass.
November 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Taxes on high earners are too low bsky.app/profile/popc...
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when you wear a size 9.5 shoe but the 8.5 was on sale
November 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
when you wear a size 9.5 shoe but the 8.5 was on sale
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Remember 25 years ago when a photo was taken of a fed pointing a gun at a crying refugee child and the image was so shameful it dominated the news cycle for a year
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Remember 25 years ago when a photo was taken of a fed pointing a gun at a crying refugee child and the image was so shameful it dominated the news cycle for a year
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I think the belief by the powerful that "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" is incredibly revealing in terms of understanding How We Got Here
November 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I think the belief by the powerful that "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" is incredibly revealing in terms of understanding How We Got Here
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There's no way of knowing what the future would have brought, but Clase was on a HOF pace as a closer. 3 of his 6 seasons were absolutely elite! He's only 27 years old. Now, he might end up in prison. Normalizing sports betting is ruining a lot of lives, including for some athletes.
November 11, 2025 at 3:00 AM
There's no way of knowing what the future would have brought, but Clase was on a HOF pace as a closer. 3 of his 6 seasons were absolutely elite! He's only 27 years old. Now, he might end up in prison. Normalizing sports betting is ruining a lot of lives, including for some athletes.
"I have trained my whole life in the battlefield of crisis" - me, when the cats are trying to destroy my office chair
I don’t think any of us are fully prepared for the level of self-pity and absolution that’s going to be in Olivia Nuzzi’s (hilariously titled) “American Canto”
November 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"I have trained my whole life in the battlefield of crisis" - me, when the cats are trying to destroy my office chair
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The "keep politics out of sports" people pulled off the greatest psyop of my lifetime because they somehow convinced people that ESPN was non-stop politics when it wasn't remotely true and the end result is that ESPN is now more political than it's ever been in its existence.
November 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The "keep politics out of sports" people pulled off the greatest psyop of my lifetime because they somehow convinced people that ESPN was non-stop politics when it wasn't remotely true and the end result is that ESPN is now more political than it's ever been in its existence.
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the bond franchise has already encountered and solved this problem
November 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
the bond franchise has already encountered and solved this problem
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nudging the barn door half-closed after the horses all ran away.
Following this weekend’s indictments of Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz, MLB has announced that, in collaboration with major sports books, single pitch wagers are being capped at $200 and excluded from all parlays:
November 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
nudging the barn door half-closed after the horses all ran away.