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NEW: So, the courtroom at the "Broadview 6" arraignment in Chicago yesterday featured lotsa Methodist pastors.

Why? They were supporters of defendant/fellow Methodist Brian Straw.

"If you come for one United Methodist, you have come for all of us,” one pastor said. religionnews.com/2025/11/13/m...
Methodist pastors march into courtroom with 'boring suburban dad' indicted for protesting
CHICAGO (RNS) — ‘If you come for one United Methodist, you have come for all of us,’ said a Chicago area UMC pastor.
religionnews.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Elmo’s brush your teeth song that’s a ripoff of Katy Perry’s “e.t.” kinda whips
November 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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The last 48 hours have been incredible if you're a hater
November 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Political Bluesky, every day, for the conceivable future:
November 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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in online corners like these I think people largely recognize how credulous, unprincipled opposition to "wokeness" functioned as lightly papered over defenses of impunity, but it's one of those drums people should probably start beating for normies
Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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And they said the libertarian wing of the GOP was dead
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Jeffrey Epstein was picking out Trump term 1's cabinet secretaries. I repeat, Jeffrey Epstein was picking out the President of the United States' fucking cabinet.
well that's odd, because in late december 2018 epstein tells larry summers he's in palm beach, summers asks if he's going to mar-a-lago, then christmas morning epstein tells summers he's "being asked for 3 names to replace mnuchin"
November 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
...dawg they're talking about the president of the united states and whether or not he can successfully spin the allegations that he's a pedo like it's college gameday what the fuck is wrong with america
Enten: "Trump is 39 below water on the Epstein case. 39 points in the negative! My goodness gracious. What Trump has been selling on the Epstein files, the Epstein case, the American people have not been buying at all ... less than half of Republicans are buying it. This is his worst issue by far"
November 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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I believe, and I hope more people see it, that they see their job as to amplify GOP attack ads.
November 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
well this is just pure horseshit straight up
“You can’t actually blame us here: we’re very fucking stupid.”
November 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Remember: Trump tried to make this guy Attorney General
November 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
ok for this one Vance needs to actually be around anyone that works with their hands for a living and say this nonsense
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I’m at the “yeah I’m kind of old but,” stage and I think I may fall off a cliff when some kid on TikTok or whatever uses like, infinity guitars, as a clever, throwback song type thing
November 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Whatever candidate, with whatever politics, that decides to go black flag on legacy media will see their position broadly supported (a rare complimentary and derogatory)
November 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Hey just a reminder that kids born in 2010 will cast a vote for the next President of the United States
November 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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You really gotta follow up on an underspecified claim like “we found 186k dead people.”

People die every day, and the government is always going to be some amount behind in working out the administrative consequences, but that doesn’t mean the deceased’s EBT accounts were somehow used for fraud.
Brooke Rollins: "SNAP is a broken program. SNAP is full of corruption. We found 186,000 dead people."
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
American fast casual is a series of Dante’s Peak v Volcano/Deep Impact v Armageddon situations

TGI Friday’s v Chili’s
Bob Evan’s v Perkins

Everything tastes like mid continental they’re all roughly the same price points, but they bring some different X Factor wrt shit hanging on the walls
November 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
We are in the middle of the weirdest political shuffling of the deck in our lifetimes and the shuffler is still shuffling and we do not know when we will have something that looks like a settled deck probably until 2028 unless the midterms are more of a slaughter than any of us fathom 🫠
Crazy to think that the emails vindicate Rachel Maddow, Brace Belden, and Liz Franczak all at the same time.
November 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Woke II: The Return of The Woke: 2 Woke 2 Furious: This Time It’s Personal is going to be insane with a floor that is condemning having sex with underage people
November 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Welcome, Democrats, to being told Larry Summers is your problematic fave.

You love him. You want to have like, 10,000 of his babies.
November 13, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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At what point does the New York Times get charged as organizationally conspiring to abet human trafficking of minors.
November 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The Magic are winning on national television and I am stunned right now but remain cautiously optimistic
November 13, 2025 at 1:44 AM