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as a texan i'll spare people zohran takes but one thing i think we're going to see even more of now that he's mayor is mainstream media shift the goal posts of what having a mandate is. trump had a mandate when he narrowly won but zohran has to reach out to all these factions no matter what
January 2, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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This is the "testing the waters" phase of the playbook. The GOP ecosystem targets groups like Somalis, Haitians, and trans people specifically because they've calculated that the average person's passive disapproval won't ever turn into active defense. They're exploiting public apathy.
i'm really having a hard time getting past the "surely we can all agree that Somalis are worse than trash" thing. this feels new and very bad
January 2, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Wow Stranger Things 5 epic fumble on the ending after a really solid Thanksgiving drop. Always sucks to feel like a show you liked didn’t land the plane at the end.
January 2, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Pick in the end zone pause and kneel was savage by that Oregon guy
January 1, 2026 at 7:41 PM
January 1, 2026 at 6:38 PM
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This is now my favorite movie tagline of all time
January 1, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I think this year my posts were too erudite and I’m looking to post even dumber in 2026
January 1, 2026 at 4:50 AM
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Man if Miami doesn't catch that pass right there all the Mario memes would be coming back. What a gutsy call there.
January 1, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Cupcakes or cake or something cake adjacent sounds fucking fire right now
January 1, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Me (beer, weed) and dog (gabapentin) gettin tore up
January 1, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Real talk I want to meet the previous owner of my house just to chat
January 1, 2026 at 12:39 AM
People talking about New Year’s Eve movies as if Garry Marshall didn’t eat everyone’s lunch
January 1, 2026 at 12:25 AM
HEY BABY I HEAR THE BLUES A CALLIN
TOSSED SALADS AND SCRAMBLED EGGS
January 1, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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Art
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 AM
I choose to remain positive that 2026 will be a good year because wtf is wrong with you why you going into a new year, into the unknown, thinking it’s going to be shit why you doing that that’s not healthy
December 31, 2025 at 11:12 PM
*cracking open the first jai alai of the night*
December 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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It's all a smokescreen *and it has always been*. The issue is simple: there is an illegal, unjustified, aggressive invasion, and there are those defending against it. Everyone who has tried to complicate that fact has abandoned their principles once convenient.
December 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
As a cis white man who is around almost exclusively cis white men and forced to be around conservative cis white men, they need to experience real pain to get them to learn damn near *anything*
well I mean this is the thing

LGBT people existing doesn't actually harm the people who oppose us existing, which means us existing *doesn't* punish them, which means that they have no incentive not to keep pushing to harm us if we don't impose consequences for them having done it before
December 31, 2025 at 8:34 PM
It’s going to be funny as hell when all these daycare investigators suddenly stop pulling this shit when Winter Break is finished
December 31, 2025 at 8:02 PM
lol battery life on children’s toys is one of the great mysteries have stuff that is constantly dying and we have one toy that I can’t remember ever putting in the batteries and it still runs after about 2 years
December 31, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Upon review, the actual, keeping it 💯 take about favorite music videos was actually Petey Pablo’s “Freek-a-Leek” for obvious reasons
December 31, 2025 at 6:57 PM
December 31, 2025 at 6:51 PM
My only pros vs joes adjacent take I have is I bet I could kick a mean onside kick. When I kick that thing, buddy, I don’t have the foggiest where that thing is going.
December 31, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Miami vs OSU is so cursed in FL truly two of the most insane fanbases being the most extra they can be out here
December 31, 2025 at 6:18 PM
In all seriousness we should all be thanking whatever you worship that our enemies are so fucking committed to not building sustainable coalitions
i don't think this is going to end well, guys
December 31, 2025 at 5:16 PM