Napoleon the Chemist
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Sleep is my dumpstat. He/Him
If Dem leadership were in favor of Republicans' abuses, what would they be doing differently?
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation funding the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).
Jeffries demands ban on deportation of US citizens as part of DHS reforms
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation fun…
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January 30, 2026 at 4:39 AM
If Dem leadership were in favor of Republicans' abuses, what would they be doing differently?
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If his friend has got the weapons, he's a Fed 👏👏
If his friend has got the weapons, he's a Fed 👏👏
If you're running off your mouth
And his buddy lives down south
And his friend has got the weapons, he's a Fed 👏👏
If his friend has got the weapons, he's a Fed 👏👏
If you're running off your mouth
And his buddy lives down south
And his friend has got the weapons, he's a Fed 👏👏
November 23, 2024 at 5:37 AM
If his friend has got the weapons, he's a Fed 👏👏
If his friend has got the weapons, he's a Fed 👏👏
If you're running off your mouth
And his buddy lives down south
And his friend has got the weapons, he's a Fed 👏👏
If his friend has got the weapons, he's a Fed 👏👏
If you're running off your mouth
And his buddy lives down south
And his friend has got the weapons, he's a Fed 👏👏
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Earthworm Tim, governor of Minnesota, has just released a message for Minnesotans regarding the continued killings being performed by federal secret police. See image below.
January 24, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Earthworm Tim, governor of Minnesota, has just released a message for Minnesotans regarding the continued killings being performed by federal secret police. See image below.
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Eternal reminder that no matter how justified your rage and your words may be in isolation...
...posting explicitly about the possibility of enacting violence against federal agents endangers you and everyone in your online orbit.
Do. Not. Fedpost.
...posting explicitly about the possibility of enacting violence against federal agents endangers you and everyone in your online orbit.
Do. Not. Fedpost.
January 24, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Eternal reminder that no matter how justified your rage and your words may be in isolation...
...posting explicitly about the possibility of enacting violence against federal agents endangers you and everyone in your online orbit.
Do. Not. Fedpost.
...posting explicitly about the possibility of enacting violence against federal agents endangers you and everyone in your online orbit.
Do. Not. Fedpost.
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work hard play hard
January 23, 2026 at 10:01 PM
work hard play hard
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This is the truth.
20. Pears may be the single most useless fruit. No matter what level of ripeness, they have the texture of a wet shopcloth and the taste to match
January 21, 2026 at 5:58 AM
This is the truth.
Mark is more concerned with a grocery bill than he is with the fact that, for much of the Twin Cities (and other cities), people can't even go get their groceries without risking being kidnapped and trafficked by fascist goons.
Despite Trump’s promises, grocery prices are still rising fast. Families can’t afford this… when is he going to get serious about lowering costs?
January 20, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Mark is more concerned with a grocery bill than he is with the fact that, for much of the Twin Cities (and other cities), people can't even go get their groceries without risking being kidnapped and trafficked by fascist goons.
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I think its past time letting democrats plead that there exists such a thing as a moderate republican
these are some pretty catastrophic approval numbers for ICE mom-murderers
they will not improve
they will not improve
January 16, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I think its past time letting democrats plead that there exists such a thing as a moderate republican
There are some fhoughts that are best kept inside your head.
A significant difference between Hitler and Trump? Hitler doesn’t appear in the Epstein files.
January 15, 2026 at 3:31 AM
There are some fhoughts that are best kept inside your head.
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"Spices" and "Natural and artificial flavorings" are not acceptable on food ingredient lists and should be banned.
Your proprietary spice blend is not as valuable as the health and well-being of the not-insignificant portion of the population with allergies.
Your proprietary spice blend is not as valuable as the health and well-being of the not-insignificant portion of the population with allergies.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 10:28 PM
"Spices" and "Natural and artificial flavorings" are not acceptable on food ingredient lists and should be banned.
Your proprietary spice blend is not as valuable as the health and well-being of the not-insignificant portion of the population with allergies.
Your proprietary spice blend is not as valuable as the health and well-being of the not-insignificant portion of the population with allergies.
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Umbilical cord
Umbilical cord
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hydrogen fluoride
Hydrogen fluoride
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hydrogen sulfide.
Hydrogen sulfide.
January 5, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Umbilical cord
Umbilical cord
Hopefully the military mom's crotch fruit gets arrested later anyway and rots in prison for a couple decades for following orders they admit to knowing were wrong.
January 4, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Hopefully the military mom's crotch fruit gets arrested later anyway and rots in prison for a couple decades for following orders they admit to knowing were wrong.
It's still American exceptionalism when you say the US military will behave differently from historical militaries.
Perhaps now people will stop wishcasting about the US military refusing illegal orders. That's not a thing that happens. The 100% compliance rate with using civilian boats for target practice was a bit of a tell.
January 3, 2026 at 6:16 PM
It's still American exceptionalism when you say the US military will behave differently from historical militaries.
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Fuck it I don’t care anymore
January 1, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Fuck it I don’t care anymore
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There is an undeniable shared understanding in humanity. When people see "I hope this year it will happen" there is not a slightest doubt what "it" means.
January 1, 2026 at 5:26 AM
There is an undeniable shared understanding in humanity. When people see "I hope this year it will happen" there is not a slightest doubt what "it" means.
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I miss the daily pictures. Bluesky, you failed us all.
Okay. The people have spoken.
For every reskeet this gets, I will post a random picture from my camera roll with no explanation (other than alt text).
Let the games begin.
For every reskeet this gets, I will post a random picture from my camera roll with no explanation (other than alt text).
Let the games begin.
December 28, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I miss the daily pictures. Bluesky, you failed us all.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
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attention new bluesky users:
pick up that can
pick up that can
December 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
attention new bluesky users:
pick up that can
pick up that can