Napoleon the Chemist
@napochem.bsky.social
Sleep is my dumpstat. He/Him
We're gonna see a wave of dipshits testing the "Don't make threats" rule getting their asses suspended, aren't we?
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
We're gonna see a wave of dipshits testing the "Don't make threats" rule getting their asses suspended, aren't we?
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I wish him all the best in his recovery, which should be done at home and without the stress of serving in the Senate
John Fetterman was taken to the hospital after suffering from a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” and falling near his home
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I wish him all the best in his recovery, which should be done at home and without the stress of serving in the Senate
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jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away
Keep the reskeets going, Bluesky! We must never let the pictures catch up.
Okay. The people have spoken.
For every reskeet this gets, I will post a random picture from my camera roll with no explanation (other than alt text).
Let the games begin.
For every reskeet this gets, I will post a random picture from my camera roll with no explanation (other than alt text).
Let the games begin.
November 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Keep the reskeets going, Bluesky! We must never let the pictures catch up.
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the only thing democrats should be saying today is “the entire republican party is engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history”
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
the only thing democrats should be saying today is “the entire republican party is engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history”
Would you call on Ted Bundy to stop murdering people, or would you want the cops to stop Ted Bundy from murdering people? Hurting people is the GOP's reason for being. Demanding they stop is like demanding the leopard cease consumption of faces. The leopard has no morals. It hungers for faces.
Notice how none of these "progressive" orgs & influencers are all heated up & telling ppl to flood the GOP moderates with calls & emails demanding that they support restoration of ACA subsidies?
November 12, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Would you call on Ted Bundy to stop murdering people, or would you want the cops to stop Ted Bundy from murdering people? Hurting people is the GOP's reason for being. Demanding they stop is like demanding the leopard cease consumption of faces. The leopard has no morals. It hungers for faces.
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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That's the issue, chum. Chuck and his Eight Scapegoats decided that fighting was too hard so they just rolled over and gave Republicans everything they wanted for *nothing* in return. If you mean it with this "fighting united" stuff, push Chuckie to step down so someone can actually *lead* the fight
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
That's the issue, chum. Chuck and his Eight Scapegoats decided that fighting was too hard so they just rolled over and gave Republicans everything they wanted for *nothing* in return. If you mean it with this "fighting united" stuff, push Chuckie to step down so someone can actually *lead* the fight
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Snakes On A Plane 2 (2025)
November 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Snakes On A Plane 2 (2025)
Truck beds are becoming increasingly vestigial. The bed gets shorter and shorter, yet the truck's overall length does not. It just gets increasingly posh and upscale for the soft little babies that ride around in them, pretending to be tough and hardworking. And that's not even on how tall they are.
The bumper says 'rugged working man'.
But the cargo bed says ‘cosplay builder with soft hands’.
Time to ban these fragile-man-mobiles from our cities.
But the cargo bed says ‘cosplay builder with soft hands’.
Time to ban these fragile-man-mobiles from our cities.
November 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Truck beds are becoming increasingly vestigial. The bed gets shorter and shorter, yet the truck's overall length does not. It just gets increasingly posh and upscale for the soft little babies that ride around in them, pretending to be tough and hardworking. And that's not even on how tall they are.
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A LOT of industry folks need to take "I think there's a very high possibility that this is all a bunch of horseshit" to HEART.
November 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
A LOT of industry folks need to take "I think there's a very high possibility that this is all a bunch of horseshit" to HEART.
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“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN
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I posted this as soon as I woke up because I very much want Dick Cheney Big Naturals to be the way as many people as possible find out that he’s dead
November 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I posted this as soon as I woke up because I very much want Dick Cheney Big Naturals to be the way as many people as possible find out that he’s dead
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Also Harry Potter adults really ought to be ostracised and I mean that with my whole chest because if you can casually support it then that means you’re cool with supporting its creator against trans folks so please go house sort yourself into a bin where you belong.
November 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Also Harry Potter adults really ought to be ostracised and I mean that with my whole chest because if you can casually support it then that means you’re cool with supporting its creator against trans folks so please go house sort yourself into a bin where you belong.
I just want a 19 inning game to end the World Series. Is that so much to ask?
November 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I just want a 19 inning game to end the World Series. Is that so much to ask?
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@ninaluong.bsky.social is really upping her costume game this year. And she can still work in it!
October 31, 2025 at 3:21 PM
@ninaluong.bsky.social is really upping her costume game this year. And she can still work in it!
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I maintain that every one of these people should be forced to live on SNAP for a month.
Rep. Clay Higgins of Louisiana blames SNAP recipients for not stockpiling a month's worth of food.
He ends his tweet with "stop smoking crack."
He ends his tweet with "stop smoking crack."
October 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I maintain that every one of these people should be forced to live on SNAP for a month.
Maybe that MRI wasn't as "perfect" as he said it was.
Or maybe it's "perfect" in the way that is best for the world.
Or maybe it's "perfect" in the way that is best for the world.
I've seen so much wishcasting regarding his health, but now I'm convinced
Trump says 'it's pretty clear' he can't run for a third term
"I’m not allowed to run," Trump told reporters. "It’s too bad."
www.nbcnews.com
October 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Maybe that MRI wasn't as "perfect" as he said it was.
Or maybe it's "perfect" in the way that is best for the world.
Or maybe it's "perfect" in the way that is best for the world.
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If pharma execs have *any* braincells, they will start behaving as though Republicans are a threat to their very businesses.
Breaking News: Texas sued the makers of Tylenol, alleging the companies hid the drug’s links to autism following unproven claims by President Trump.
Texas Sues Tylenol Makers, Claiming They Hid Autism Risks
The lawsuit follows claims by President Trump that linked use by pregnant women of acetaminophen to autism, a connection that is unproven.
nyti.ms
October 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
If pharma execs have *any* braincells, they will start behaving as though Republicans are a threat to their very businesses.
Either nobody will see that skeet, or too many people will see that skeet. If you see that skeet and come looking to see what my timeline is like, sorry for disappointing you. I am actually rather boring to follow.
October 28, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Either nobody will see that skeet, or too many people will see that skeet. If you see that skeet and come looking to see what my timeline is like, sorry for disappointing you. I am actually rather boring to follow.
This is the game that does not end
Yes it goes on and on my friends
Some people started playing it
Not knowing what it was
And now they'll end up
Playing it forever just because
This is the game that does not end
#baseball #WorldSeries
Yes it goes on and on my friends
Some people started playing it
Not knowing what it was
And now they'll end up
Playing it forever just because
This is the game that does not end
#baseball #WorldSeries
October 28, 2025 at 6:05 AM
This is the game that does not end
Yes it goes on and on my friends
Some people started playing it
Not knowing what it was
And now they'll end up
Playing it forever just because
This is the game that does not end
#baseball #WorldSeries
Yes it goes on and on my friends
Some people started playing it
Not knowing what it was
And now they'll end up
Playing it forever just because
This is the game that does not end
#baseball #WorldSeries
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If you are hungry and have a Sikh temple in your city, they offer langar, a free vegetarian communal meal to anyone regardless of religion or belief.
October 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
If you are hungry and have a Sikh temple in your city, they offer langar, a free vegetarian communal meal to anyone regardless of religion or belief.
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Hey quick tip: you’ll have more success communicating with strangers on here if you’re not a weirdly aggressive and offputting little freak that no one likes
October 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Hey quick tip: you’ll have more success communicating with strangers on here if you’re not a weirdly aggressive and offputting little freak that no one likes