Performative male
@namesusedup.bsky.social
He/him. Married. Chess enjoyer and newby gym goer. Not as funny as I think I am.
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If you want some good news this morning, I showed my three boys the PM doing the six/seven thing and now they have all stopped doing it.
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 AM
If you want some good news this morning, I showed my three boys the PM doing the six/seven thing and now they have all stopped doing it.
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This is the kind of hater energy we should all bring to the table with these clowns…
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
This is the kind of hater energy we should all bring to the table with these clowns…
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OH. COME. ON.
November 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
OH. COME. ON.
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Maths Puzzles for Conspiracy Theorists.
One of the cartoons from my new book 'Physics for Cats'. In good bookshops now and online in English, French, German and Spanish editions.
One of the cartoons from my new book 'Physics for Cats'. In good bookshops now and online in English, French, German and Spanish editions.
November 21, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Maths Puzzles for Conspiracy Theorists.
One of the cartoons from my new book 'Physics for Cats'. In good bookshops now and online in English, French, German and Spanish editions.
One of the cartoons from my new book 'Physics for Cats'. In good bookshops now and online in English, French, German and Spanish editions.
This is a really sweet, beautiful story.
"Lundy gave the eulogy, his voice breaking as he tried to convey the sum of a man who had lived through the Depression and World War II, who had become an iconic community fixture and spent 70 years fixing machines the world had forgotten."
Here a gift link:
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Here a gift link:
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
How to Fix a Typewriter and Your Life (Gift Article)
This is the story of how a man traded steady, grinding corporate security for a dying craft and, in the process, found his soul.
www.nytimes.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
This is a really sweet, beautiful story.
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PAVLOV: thank you for watching my dog! did they drool a lot?
SCHRÖDINGER: yes and no
SCHRÖDINGER: yes and no
November 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
PAVLOV: thank you for watching my dog! did they drool a lot?
SCHRÖDINGER: yes and no
SCHRÖDINGER: yes and no
Got the place to myself tonight so it’s a Scorsese double bill #nowwatching
November 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Got the place to myself tonight so it’s a Scorsese double bill #nowwatching
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What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
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Timeline Cleanse
Metric - Black Sheep (Brie Larson version)
Metric - Black Sheep (Brie Larson version)
November 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Timeline Cleanse
Metric - Black Sheep (Brie Larson version)
Metric - Black Sheep (Brie Larson version)
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Now that’s a lede.
Story by @taracopp.bsky.social and @michelleboorstein.bsky.social.
Read here: www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Story by @taracopp.bsky.social and @michelleboorstein.bsky.social.
Read here: www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
November 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Now that’s a lede.
Story by @taracopp.bsky.social and @michelleboorstein.bsky.social.
Read here: www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Story by @taracopp.bsky.social and @michelleboorstein.bsky.social.
Read here: www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
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I sleep with a bat under my bed in case someone breaks in and wants to learn about echolocation
December 25, 2024 at 6:36 AM
I sleep with a bat under my bed in case someone breaks in and wants to learn about echolocation
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Good news people! There’s a way out!
November 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Good news people! There’s a way out!
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Any time I see pork and beans, I think of this banger
November 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Any time I see pork and beans, I think of this banger
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My neck, my back
Don't message me on slack
Don't message me on slack
November 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
My neck, my back
Don't message me on slack
Don't message me on slack
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he's on a mission for god
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 AM
he's on a mission for god
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Unbiased, unafraid, undaunted.
Home - BBC News
Visit BBC News for up-to-the-minute news, breaking news, video, audio and feature stories. BBC News provides trusted World and UK news as well as local and regional perspectives. Also entertainment, b...
www.bbc.co.uk
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Unbiased, unafraid, undaunted.
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My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
Who’s your favourite muppet and why is it Gonzo?
a cartoon character wearing a plaid jacket and a hat
ALT: a cartoon character wearing a plaid jacket and a hat
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Who’s your favourite muppet and why is it Gonzo?
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It’s legal for me to do my job, and legal for you to enjoy the work I create. But the government is proposing banning the only tool that makes it possible for me to accomplish it.
The British government admits it is now monitoring VPNs use by UK residents. Regulator Ofcom has contracted with an AI-powered surveillance service to detect the number of citizens using VPNs to evade the Online Safety Act.
The UK tech minister has said a VPN ban is on the table.
The UK tech minister has said a VPN ban is on the table.
Exclusive: Ofcom is monitoring VPNs following Online Safety Act. Here's how
Ignoring VPNs risks creating ineffective laws, but tracking them threatens people's privacy
www.techradar.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 AM
It’s legal for me to do my job, and legal for you to enjoy the work I create. But the government is proposing banning the only tool that makes it possible for me to accomplish it.