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No one of consequence... get used to disappointment. I have a fear of unintentionally misusing homophones when writing, not so much when speaking. (he/him) #BLM
This is the kind of hater energy we should all bring to the table with these clowns…
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
This is the kind of hater energy we should all bring to the table with these clowns…
💯!
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
💯!
The collaboration no one asked for but the world desperately needs…
Carve it into the shape of a turkey and we'll put it in an overfilled deep fryer.
what we don’t have in turkey fryer explosion videos, we make up for with 10-pound grease ball pics.
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The collaboration no one asked for but the world desperately needs…
Fuck Wiley publishing and their subscription bullshit.
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Fuck Wiley publishing and their subscription bullshit.
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at the pawn shop trying to get cash for my razor wit
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
at the pawn shop trying to get cash for my razor wit
Smokehouse “lost” the turkey I dropped off last week ie they couldn’t find it after searching for 2 hours and said it’ll eventually turn up so they gave me one of the turkeys you get when you don’t BYOT. Guess I’m having 50% more sandwiches… had my first this evening with bacon, lettuce, and tomato…
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Smokehouse “lost” the turkey I dropped off last week ie they couldn’t find it after searching for 2 hours and said it’ll eventually turn up so they gave me one of the turkeys you get when you don’t BYOT. Guess I’m having 50% more sandwiches… had my first this evening with bacon, lettuce, and tomato…
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Super exclusive tip:
They're going to "fight" by talking publicly and having their staff leak to the press without doing anything substantial
They're going to "fight" by talking publicly and having their staff leak to the press without doing anything substantial
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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I wish I could do this at my sister’s for Thanksgiving…
My grandma "accidentally" set the oven to clean when my mom (her daughter) was making her "famous" meatloaf and we were forced to go out to eat instead.
Years later I asked her if she did it on purpose and she said "You've had your mother's cooking. What do you think"
Years later I asked her if she did it on purpose and she said "You've had your mother's cooking. What do you think"
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I wish I could do this at my sister’s for Thanksgiving…
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tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
I’m looking at a Christmas wish list for kids at a local elementary school and some of the things the kids are asking for just breaks my heart.
November 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I’m looking at a Christmas wish list for kids at a local elementary school and some of the things the kids are asking for just breaks my heart.
We could stop right after Carville and I’d be good with it.
What if Dems ran on sacrificing James Carville's human rights?
November 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
We could stop right after Carville and I’d be good with it.
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In Nazi Germany, this office was called 'Race and Resettlement'
A mother and her 15 year old autistic son are reunited after nearly 50 days apart.
Emmanuel Garcia went missing, and rather than check missing person’s reports, Houston PD called ICE.
ICE sent him to the Office of Refugee Resettlement and his mom has been fighting to get him back ever since.
Emmanuel Garcia went missing, and rather than check missing person’s reports, Houston PD called ICE.
ICE sent him to the Office of Refugee Resettlement and his mom has been fighting to get him back ever since.
November 24, 2025 at 7:35 AM
In Nazi Germany, this office was called 'Race and Resettlement'
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Reminder to schedule a colonoscopy
November 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Reminder to schedule a colonoscopy
This is art
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
This is art
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Watching this again and really appreciating anew the Bugs Bunny windup
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Watching this again and really appreciating anew the Bugs Bunny windup
I’m watching The Dark Night Rises and nobody writes a soundtrack banger like Hans Zimmer…
November 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I’m watching The Dark Night Rises and nobody writes a soundtrack banger like Hans Zimmer…
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„Quiet, Piggy!“ Just think about that for a minute, and what it means to live in a time when a President can assault a woman in public like that without any consequences.
It‘s quite a testimony to the age of regression we live in.
It‘s quite a testimony to the age of regression we live in.
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
„Quiet, Piggy!“ Just think about that for a minute, and what it means to live in a time when a President can assault a woman in public like that without any consequences.
It‘s quite a testimony to the age of regression we live in.
It‘s quite a testimony to the age of regression we live in.
Become ungovernable
November 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Become ungovernable
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If you’re a journalist who’s still on Twitter, from now on in your writing you have to replace “the American people want” with “troll bots in Eastern Europe demand”
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
If you’re a journalist who’s still on Twitter, from now on in your writing you have to replace “the American people want” with “troll bots in Eastern Europe demand”
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
Ditto for Leavitt who tried to spin the quote as a mispronunciation of a reporter’s name.
November 23, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Ditto for Leavitt who tried to spin the quote as a mispronunciation of a reporter’s name.
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I’ve heard some amazing Mexican cover songs and this is a banger
I’ve often called this song—“Just Like Heaven”—the finest single of the 80s and meant it. This cover’s arrangement only confirms it for me 💜🔥
November 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I’ve heard some amazing Mexican cover songs and this is a banger
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My favorite piece of content today.
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
My favorite piece of content today.
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Every morning I wake up thinking I had seen the craziest shit ever the day before and every day I’m wrong.
November 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Every morning I wake up thinking I had seen the craziest shit ever the day before and every day I’m wrong.
Fingers crossed…
Man, if we can come out of this scandal with both Larry Summers and Jaime Dimon getting ostracized from polite society, that would be amazing.
Top JPMC execs were in constant contact with Epstein and were aware of his shady financials. Top staff at JPMC, reporting directly to CEO Jamie Dimon, closely supervised Epstein’s accounts. One even coached Epstein on how to sanitize his suspiciously large cash withdrawals.
November 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Fingers crossed…