MothManatee
@mothmanatee.bsky.social
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![david attenborough: [mumbling] skip. i don't like this animal. skip it.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ciyivse6vsi273tcz6w2nvep/bafkreigrd7kushrlt5vdhsmayfdgwwwmr4spi4pminony6ik2iqwqfsu2a@jpeg)
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"EAR MUFFS WHEN IT'S 55°? HO HO, I WISH YOU LUCK ON MAKING IT TO SPRING," I boom as my shorts-clad body emerges, steaming, from the Rite Aid
October 16, 2024 at 10:18 PM
"EAR MUFFS WHEN IT'S 55°? HO HO, I WISH YOU LUCK ON MAKING IT TO SPRING," I boom as my shorts-clad body emerges, steaming, from the Rite Aid
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[flirting with bald chicks]
Does the portico match the dome?
Does the portico match the dome?
October 8, 2025 at 9:42 AM
[flirting with bald chicks]
Does the portico match the dome?
Does the portico match the dome?
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Are you riming this ancient mariner by yourself handsome?
October 8, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Are you riming this ancient mariner by yourself handsome?
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One of the things ancient mariners have to look out for is getting rimed
October 8, 2025 at 4:51 AM
One of the things ancient mariners have to look out for is getting rimed
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This bad boy can rime 5.8 gigamariners per second
October 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
This bad boy can rime 5.8 gigamariners per second
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british hip hop collective Rapshire
September 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
british hip hop collective Rapshire
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My uncle went to Dr Mario multiple times a year with respiratory problems. Prescribed all kinds of pills. Eventually saw an article about how his problems could be caused by rising damp and realised the back of his cistern was leaking into the foundations. So he called a plumber, guess who turns up?
September 12, 2025 at 1:24 PM
My uncle went to Dr Mario multiple times a year with respiratory problems. Prescribed all kinds of pills. Eventually saw an article about how his problems could be caused by rising damp and realised the back of his cistern was leaking into the foundations. So he called a plumber, guess who turns up?
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Environmental storytelling.
August 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Environmental storytelling.
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[wife wanting to discuss my mid life crisis] brent
[me with my graffiti buddies] actually it’s Sprayz now
[me with my graffiti buddies] actually it’s Sprayz now
August 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
[wife wanting to discuss my mid life crisis] brent
[me with my graffiti buddies] actually it’s Sprayz now
[me with my graffiti buddies] actually it’s Sprayz now
without downloading any new images, post a shadowy figure standing menacingly outside your window
July 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Standing fully nude and motionless in the blurred background of my girlfriend's Zoom, a peach colored column that wasn't there yesterday
October 8, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Standing fully nude and motionless in the blurred background of my girlfriend's Zoom, a peach colored column that wasn't there yesterday
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ME: It’s going okay, two kids is definitely harder. We’re all going to feel a lot better when the baby starts sleeping through the night, but for now we’re doing our best.
COWORKER WHO SURVIVED THE EVENTS OF ‘CHILDREN OF THE CORN’: I guess I just find it interesting what some parents consider “hard”
COWORKER WHO SURVIVED THE EVENTS OF ‘CHILDREN OF THE CORN’: I guess I just find it interesting what some parents consider “hard”
September 29, 2024 at 3:35 PM
ME: It’s going okay, two kids is definitely harder. We’re all going to feel a lot better when the baby starts sleeping through the night, but for now we’re doing our best.
COWORKER WHO SURVIVED THE EVENTS OF ‘CHILDREN OF THE CORN’: I guess I just find it interesting what some parents consider “hard”
COWORKER WHO SURVIVED THE EVENTS OF ‘CHILDREN OF THE CORN’: I guess I just find it interesting what some parents consider “hard”
dude, you're getting a dell (threateningly)
June 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
dude, you're getting a dell (threateningly)
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This mask always makes me laugh. i don't like to look at the other one..
June 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
This mask always makes me laugh. i don't like to look at the other one..
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legend of zelda: a link to the past puzzle solved sound effect as i push the last deck chair into place and the titanic stops sinking
June 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
legend of zelda: a link to the past puzzle solved sound effect as i push the last deck chair into place and the titanic stops sinking
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*pitching AI* if we add several billion more columns to this Excel spreadsheet it might Become God
June 5, 2025 at 12:25 PM
*pitching AI* if we add several billion more columns to this Excel spreadsheet it might Become God
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(Treadstone agent) Your dinner is getting cold, Jason. (Signalling other agents to start geolocating the call) Why don't you.. pause your video game. Join us at the table..
(Jason Bourne, on burner phone) It's an online game. You can't pause it.
(Agent, throwing headset onto desk in a rage)
(Jason Bourne, on burner phone) It's an online game. You can't pause it.
(Agent, throwing headset onto desk in a rage)
June 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
(Treadstone agent) Your dinner is getting cold, Jason. (Signalling other agents to start geolocating the call) Why don't you.. pause your video game. Join us at the table..
(Jason Bourne, on burner phone) It's an online game. You can't pause it.
(Agent, throwing headset onto desk in a rage)
(Jason Bourne, on burner phone) It's an online game. You can't pause it.
(Agent, throwing headset onto desk in a rage)
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she peri on my winkle till i blue
June 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
she peri on my winkle till i blue
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Eating multiple cherries without spitting the pits between, a move my dentist calls The Moneymaker
May 31, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Eating multiple cherries without spitting the pits between, a move my dentist calls The Moneymaker
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