It also had a brutally difficult video game tie-in that traumatized me as a child. Never could get to the later levels.

It would not, however, make for riveting gameplay

I once ran into Tony Hawk in an airport security line. It really happened and my gob was thoroughly smacked.

HE FELL FOR THE SOUP

My uncle went to Dr Mario multiple times a year with respiratory problems. Prescribed all kinds of pills. Eventually saw an article about how his problems could be caused by rising damp and realised the back of his cistern was leaking into the foundations. So he called a plumber, guess who turns up?

Of like, this book, right? Cause the Kickstarter said something about Unsounded being finished and I'm scared. We're still booking 2 and 3, right?

This is a colonoscopy photo

My most potent blippi fact is that during his early days of youtubing, before pivoting to kid's content, he starred in a Harlem shake video in which he explosively shat on his friend. No questions at this time, thank you

what happens when the hog escapes???

Five whole posts? I feel like I usually see about 2, tops 😭

I have a favorite killer whale-based tweet from the other ceej, and now this. It's all coming together