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Morphine✮Dreαmzz
@morphinedreamzz.bsky.social
the trailer park mary poppins.

my mind vomit 👉🏼 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dtgfyjtqwgtgt2c5d7hgmgxi/feed/aaalqsstmekww
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i love how everyone from twitter is here, it’s like a family reunion but with people you like.
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I’m saving money this year by stealing
February 7, 2026 at 10:59 PM
i can't think of anymore posts, so i'm using my draft folder for my shopping list.
February 10, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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I wish I had a basement. You know, for murder and stuff.
February 9, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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women can have a little revenge as a treat
February 8, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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If I could go back, and do it all over again...

*takes a long thoughtful drag off the cigarette

I'd be a slut
December 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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life hack: cats
February 9, 2026 at 11:57 AM
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I don't write much here because people prefer my retweets
February 10, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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Feeling sorry for myself but like, winking at gratitude -me flirting sorry for myself
February 8, 2026 at 5:54 AM
if you're seeing this, it's time to put down the phone and light up, rules are rules.
February 8, 2026 at 6:17 AM
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i have the sexiest followers on bluesky dot com
February 8, 2026 at 4:32 AM
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I like how everyone on bluesky goes to the toilet with me so I don't get lonely
February 7, 2026 at 11:53 PM
if i smoked cigarettes, i'd give you the upside down one.
February 8, 2026 at 1:50 AM
in the mood to walk into a thick fog and disappear.
February 8, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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disassociating to survive.
November 20, 2024 at 7:01 PM
i ordered from the dispensary last night, and as the driver was leaving, he says 'enjoy those' and i said 'you too' 😭
January 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
toast in the bath would hit the spot rn.
January 16, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Just once I'd like to pull someone in close for a hug and whisper a threat
January 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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My only useful advice is "sweep the leg"
January 13, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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If Tik tok disappears, where the heck am I gonna watch people eat fast food in their cars in the most disgusting way possible?
January 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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If scientists said a giant asteroid was headed to Earth right now I’d just shrug
January 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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To be serious for a moment, if you are upset by my idiotic posts given the current state of the world, you need to seriously give your head a fucking shake. Don’t like what I have to say? Stop fucking reading it.
January 13, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Sorry, got excited. Thought you liked me for a minute there.
January 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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I made a joke about plowing fields and now I have a ton of corn bots following me.
January 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Dance like your spirit isn’t broken beyond repair.
January 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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And this is where the magic happens…

*points to padded cell*
January 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM