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Michael williamson
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cycling, less of the sea swimming and running these days., Tall and can become grumpy if not fed regularly. Like to cook, love to eat more. He/him. Opinions my own and not representative of my employer etc etc. Particular interest in post brexit impacts NI
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10 years after he went to jail for procuring a child for prostitution.
JK Rowling's team invited Jeffery Epstein to the deathly hallows play and to a Harry potter dinner.

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov
February 1, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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It was on this day in 1972 that British troops opened fire on a crowd of demonstrators in the Bogside district of Derry, killing 13 civilians.
#BloodySunday
#Speirgorm
January 30, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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Joseph of Nazareth:
where the fuck did this sun come from
January 27, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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After Suella Braverman's defection, 12.5% of Reform UK MPs have been photographed stepping on a guide dog
January 26, 2026 at 1:17 PM
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The New Yorker wanted this but I said I’d put it up on Bluesky at half 8 in the morning instead.
January 24, 2026 at 8:36 AM
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How lovely. Like a bath full of frothy explosive diarrhoea.
January 23, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Looks like im going to have a busy September and October. If they're as mucky as last year I'll need to buy more bike wash and possibly new socks
January 23, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Had fresh turmeric root, so thought I'd use for making last nights dinner. Didn't realise grating it would leave me looking like I'd done unspeakable things to Pacman
January 19, 2026 at 8:41 AM
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How to Make a Good Movie:

Use one of the following hooks

Ship hunting submarine
Submarine hunting ship
Submarine hunting other submarine

If your movie is not set on a submarine, ask yourself why you hate good movies, change to submarine
January 17, 2026 at 7:49 PM
New year, new recipes- made a rice bowl with edamame beans, red cabbage in lime and tempeh in a barbecue sauce. Was tasty and makes me feel healthy before I go looking for beer and crisps
January 17, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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January 14, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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Any government, when the subject of better funding of mental healthcare is raised:
January 14, 2026 at 11:52 AM
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Vegetarian Greek food restaurant called Don't Meat Your Gyros
January 5, 2026 at 2:54 PM
January 2, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Currently on the phone with customer service people about a £300 Dyson hair dryer that's been charged to my account despite me not buying it. Feel like sending them this pic to prove that I've no need for any kind of hairdryer never mind a fancy one!
December 29, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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Just realised that there's a Transformer in my water bottle and I don't think it's appropriate for me to keep sucking on him.
December 26, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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“Be sure to set me to ‘delicate,’ Alison. It’d be a shame to ruin that sweater, you know, in case it ever comes back in style.”
December 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
December 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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First year selling my art at Christmas without the Other site, where most of my sales came from, as well as losing US orders to new tariffs, so it'll be a tough one - I put huge work into every order, so even if you can't buy, shares help get them in front of eyes. GRMA! www.ciaraioch.com/artprints
December 3, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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Martin Parr, absolute mensch.

From Colin Wilkinson, founder of Bluecoat Press, on FB
December 11, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Had forgotten that im doing a presentation on Wednesday in work and now im dredging my mind for interesting info on the Internal Market Act and legislative consent conventions. Trying to make it interesting for non specialists but fear I might be failing!
December 8, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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people have been saying “europe will be unrecognisable in twenty years!” for over fifty years and by people i mean cunts
December 5, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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If I was head of the WI and an 80 year old trans woman told me it was the only place she'd ever felt respected as a woman, and the British State told me she wasn't allowed to bebin the WI any more, I'd be putting out a public statement declaring the WI to now be an armed guerilla organisation.
This part is *infuriating*. This cis woman heard an 80 year old trans woman say, 'This is the only place I've been respected as a woman IN MY LIFE.'

And did not immediately think, 'I will fight every inch like a dying badger to keep her in my organization.'

Absolutely pathetic.
December 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 11:56 AM