Muhammad khaled
@medkhaled.bsky.social
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My vibrator died doing what it loves
June 28, 2025 at 11:22 AM
My vibrator died doing what it loves
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it's important in this difficult time to be kind and gentle to people you think you don't love. like yourself.
June 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
it's important in this difficult time to be kind and gentle to people you think you don't love. like yourself.
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the novel I’m writing in my head in the shower will be great if I ever remember it well enough to type any
June 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
the novel I’m writing in my head in the shower will be great if I ever remember it well enough to type any
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I miss a time I barely remember, that may not have existed, when some things were chill
February 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I miss a time I barely remember, that may not have existed, when some things were chill
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i don’t need anger management, i need other ppl to not be dumb assholes
January 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
i don’t need anger management, i need other ppl to not be dumb assholes
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What's the opposite of a people pleaser? Because I am ready to stop being that and do a 180. What do we think? People pisser? People plaguer? People punisher?
January 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
What's the opposite of a people pleaser? Because I am ready to stop being that and do a 180. What do we think? People pisser? People plaguer? People punisher?
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Yes, I'm into extreme sports.
I shave my balls at least once a week.
I shave my balls at least once a week.
January 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Yes, I'm into extreme sports.
I shave my balls at least once a week.
I shave my balls at least once a week.
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*Googles directions how to get out of my own head*
January 29, 2025 at 5:48 AM
*Googles directions how to get out of my own head*
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“Oh, I get it now,” I say when I don’t get it but I want the interaction to end.
January 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
“Oh, I get it now,” I say when I don’t get it but I want the interaction to end.
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When I’m driving down the road and I waved somebody because we’re on a quiet country road and they don’t wave back. It’s because they hate me and want me to die.
January 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
When I’m driving down the road and I waved somebody because we’re on a quiet country road and they don’t wave back. It’s because they hate me and want me to die.
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Sorry, I’ve been in a weird mood lately for several years
January 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Sorry, I’ve been in a weird mood lately for several years
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Me: *Sitting quietly, bothering nobody*
My seasonal depression: This is MY TIME TO SHINE BABY
My seasonal depression: This is MY TIME TO SHINE BABY
January 22, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Me: *Sitting quietly, bothering nobody*
My seasonal depression: This is MY TIME TO SHINE BABY
My seasonal depression: This is MY TIME TO SHINE BABY
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instead of a moment of silence after i die i'd like there to be a moment of licking a photo of my face
January 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
instead of a moment of silence after i die i'd like there to be a moment of licking a photo of my face
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swear to god, if it turns out I'm currently "living my best life" I am going to be fucking furious
January 17, 2025 at 5:25 AM
swear to god, if it turns out I'm currently "living my best life" I am going to be fucking furious
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they should invent a cuddle you can do alone
January 16, 2025 at 12:21 AM
they should invent a cuddle you can do alone
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You should get paid a royalty every time someone thinks of you while masturbating
January 17, 2025 at 1:17 PM
You should get paid a royalty every time someone thinks of you while masturbating
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Somebody out there is thinking of you and the impact you have in their life. It's not me, I think you're an idiot.
March 4, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Somebody out there is thinking of you and the impact you have in their life. It's not me, I think you're an idiot.
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If you go down on a healthy person it makes you healthier too
January 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
If you go down on a healthy person it makes you healthier too
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Woke up with an intense craving for geopgraphic isolation.
January 12, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Woke up with an intense craving for geopgraphic isolation.