Oh Gawd of Funk
@slipofmytongue.bsky.social
I don't follow people, I set traps for them and wait.
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I had my demons exercised and they became quite large and intimidating demons, so I guess spelling is nine tenths of the law of possession.
I’m so confused I just keyed my own Tesla.
June 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I’m so confused I just keyed my own Tesla.
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
I need to stop wasting my life staring at my phone, is there an app that can help me do that?
June 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I need to stop wasting my life staring at my phone, is there an app that can help me do that?
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may slips away
day moons and deer paths
day moons and deer paths
May 26, 2025 at 11:58 AM
may slips away
day moons and deer paths
day moons and deer paths
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We all have broken dreams.
What matters is picking up the pieces, and what form they take when you stitch them back together in the end.
What matters is picking up the pieces, and what form they take when you stitch them back together in the end.
May 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
We all have broken dreams.
What matters is picking up the pieces, and what form they take when you stitch them back together in the end.
What matters is picking up the pieces, and what form they take when you stitch them back together in the end.
After two years of fighting, my brother’s heart couldn’t take any more, and early this morning, it stopped him from having to go through more pain. I know a couple more months of this it would only get worse. At least that’s what I’m telling myself anyway. Cause my heart really hurts today.
May 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
After two years of fighting, my brother’s heart couldn’t take any more, and early this morning, it stopped him from having to go through more pain. I know a couple more months of this it would only get worse. At least that’s what I’m telling myself anyway. Cause my heart really hurts today.
Ok, this time you have to admit that Trump is making no cents.
May 24, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Ok, this time you have to admit that Trump is making no cents.
I long for meaningful conversations, but also avoid putting any effort into befriending the type of people who might carry on such things, and so instead, I just talk to me.
May 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I long for meaningful conversations, but also avoid putting any effort into befriending the type of people who might carry on such things, and so instead, I just talk to me.
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be kinder to yourself today, you idiot
May 24, 2025 at 12:07 PM
be kinder to yourself today, you idiot
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Don't Stress the Fuckery.
April 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Don't Stress the Fuckery.
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blinking my turn-ons at him in morse code didn’t work out i don’t know morse code
May 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
blinking my turn-ons at him in morse code didn’t work out i don’t know morse code
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The nice thing about long weekends is that you get an extra day to yell at your family
May 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The nice thing about long weekends is that you get an extra day to yell at your family
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Not trying to brag but I’ve been called “really old” and “not funny at all” by some people I support financially
May 17, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Not trying to brag but I’ve been called “really old” and “not funny at all” by some people I support financially
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I noticed that you refused to acknowledge my condolences. Now I shall curse you yet again!
May 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I noticed that you refused to acknowledge my condolences. Now I shall curse you yet again!
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I hate when I finally find a comfortable position in bed and realize that I haven’t been to work in three days.
May 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I hate when I finally find a comfortable position in bed and realize that I haven’t been to work in three days.
I would wish you the best, but wishes have recently gone up five cents.
May 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I would wish you the best, but wishes have recently gone up five cents.
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just love a cat with big “you’re not my real mom energy”.
May 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
just love a cat with big “you’re not my real mom energy”.
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Women are only unhappy about their age when they start looking it.
May 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Women are only unhappy about their age when they start looking it.
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Men are only unhappy about their age when they start acting it.
May 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Men are only unhappy about their age when they start acting it.
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Text "STOP" to drop and roll.
May 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Text "STOP" to drop and roll.
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In college, we had a cat named Norm who always sat at the end of our bar. If you don’t get why that’s cool, then you’re a lot younger than me.
May 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
In college, we had a cat named Norm who always sat at the end of our bar. If you don’t get why that’s cool, then you’re a lot younger than me.
Existential bread is why I avoid carbs.
May 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Existential bread is why I avoid carbs.