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Matt Tex Eckerle
@mattexx.bsky.social
husband, dad, engineer, tinkerer, motorhead, humanist

Skeets are not the skeets of my employer. Reskeets are skibidi.

Westwood Chapter President #FJF
Pinned
People say LLMs lack self awareness. I think today's LLMs are all but whole
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"I've gone ahead and notified Nyarlathotep's hierophants that we'll give them everything they asked for, and will also throw in a few sacrificial firstborn children for the inconvenience."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wev...
We’ve Defied President Nyarlathotep’s Psychic Siege Long Enough
Well, everyone, it was a valiant and brave endeavor. We refused to capitulate during the Dread Lord Nyarlathotep’s nationwide psychic siege for ove...
www.mcsweeneys.net
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Life imitates art
imitates life
imitates art
imitates life
imitates art
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
November 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
can't wait for all the maga to start screaming about protecting children
The fix is in.

Ghislaine Maxwell, transferred to a club med prison after Trump's lawyer met with her (and she likely spilled what she knows about Trump), is now being waited on "hand and foot" by guards and is getting her commutation application ready with help from the warden.
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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So moved and enraged by the replies to this and was thinking... maybe we should collect them and send them to Chuck Schumer and the rest of the Senate cowards.

Form here, won't collect emails unless you provide them.

forms.gle/YnhsgtKTWD9A...
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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me: you are the best cat ever, no cat could possibly be better

my cat: swipes with claws, draws blood

me: haha, just you being you
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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In the century leading up to 1975, nearly 6000 freighters went down in the Great Lakes.

The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.

The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.

Why?

It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Leave no herb behind!
This post just prompted me to go harvest the remaining basil and commence pesto operation, so RTing in case you need to do something similar
not a metaphor, but my big accomplishment today was getting my garden ready for the freeze warning (burlap tbd)
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
30 year college plans LFG!!!!!!!
November 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I hadn't thought of it this way but yes and - yikes
CVS is best thought of as a kind of interactive museum exhibit where you can experience everything that has gone badly wrong with American capitalism.
You almost have to respect how CVS keeps frantically changing their systems like every other month and each time it gets progressively worse
November 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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ICE is out of control.

This week, ICE shot a canister of pepper spray directly into a family’s car — hitting a 1-year-old baby.

The family was shopping at Sam’s Club when the agents drove by and sprayed the chemical agent into the car with two young children inside.

Abhorrent.
November 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Stay classy Indiana
In the name of protecting Jews, Jews have their funding cancelled, get kicked out of seminars, and are removed from leadership positions in Jewish Studies to be replaced by non-Jews.
Latest write-up about outrageous administrative over reach at IU. www.jta.org/2025/11/07/u...
November 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
35 pints of salsa, ah ah ah! Fridge is looking happy too. Fajitas tonight 😁
November 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
What should I name my egg sandwich truck? It could happen! 😜
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Ok y'all whole told me to read this in the past 20-30 years. I have finished the intro and am intrigued. Tyranny of the majority, what?
November 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Season record broken today, we just hit 30 pints of salsa preserved, and it's getting spicy!
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Don't threaten me woth a good time.
November 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
It begins
November 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
So the whole thing about shopping at target because they treat their employees better is kind of out the window I guess
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.

They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.

If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."

🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
So the whole thing about shopping at target because they treat their employees better is kind of out the window I guess
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.

They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.

If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."

🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Land of the free indeed
November 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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14 today started playing her own piano voice accompaniments and just announced at dinner she is boycotting the Pledge at school. Proud papa, no notes!
November 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I follow a lot of creators and try to support them buy ponying up when they have merch that I like. I've been doing this for a lot of years. Tonight I was excited to find a new shop to order from and got the idea to start a thread of my favorite creator merch stores. Follow along! 1/
November 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM