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Matt Tex Eckerle
@mattexx.bsky.social
husband, dad, engineer, tinkerer, motorhead, humanist

Skeets are not the skeets of my employer. Reskeets are skibidi.

Westwood Chapter President #FJF
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People say LLMs lack self awareness. I think today's LLMs are all but whole
Ok so I went back and watched all the Daniel Craig 007 movies and have a good working knowledge of Bond movies and my hot take is that nobody wants to follow legendary shit. Craig wore it well and didn't wear it out
November 20, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Because a hallucinating robot sounds /great/.
November 20, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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$15 sale on Effin’ Birds tees ENDS TOMORROW!
eatf.art/tees
November 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
This meeting could have been a DMT trip
November 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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They're so fucking stupid and don't realize it. The only reason many white students can afford graduate degrees is because foreign students pay for the programs and allow them to be economically efficient. Without foreign students, many programs will now simply collapse. Genius.
The White House just blasted this out under the headline "Good News You May Have Missed"
November 19, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Tell me you don't understand how colleges keep in-state tuition down...
The White House just blasted this out under the headline "Good News You May Have Missed"
November 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Calmly thinking about the last time I hit "send" on Gmail as I walk past the robot canine training a machine gun on my torso
November 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Sure, why not: Windows 11 AI agents might install malware on your PC

aftermath.site/microsoft-wi...
November 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.

Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
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Submit a Claim
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November 18, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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Battle-born, tried-and-true, no-better-way to fix the log jam at work: "Can I help with Airflow?"
November 19, 2025 at 1:08 AM
It's like Denny's but you go there to be sad
This is the entire savory menu of a restaurant that's open 24 hours
November 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The Karen Read filing today was in civil court but damn if the tv news didn't show up at the county courthouse to fuck up traffic
November 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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it's like these fucks either didn't read player piano or thought it sounded nice
November 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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You know what media is NOT bending the knee in the Trump era? College journalists! The Harvard Crimson's brutal takedown of the lecherous ex-prez Larry Summers is just the latest example of students showing a failing 'grown-up' media how it's done

My new column www.inquirer.com/columnists/a...
College journalism exposes the rot of ‘grown-ups’ | Will Bunch Newsletter
Plus a history lesson on the real ‘Charlotte’s Web,’ and fascism,
www.inquirer.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
"Things happen"
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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The fact that no one in the room stood up for her says a lot about how we got here bsky.app/profile/pale...
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Disgusting and not new
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Definitely not reading about it but looking forward to finding out all the fun details parsing everyone's jokes for the next couple days
November 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
This is the unifying characteristic of most Heinlein fans tbh
Imagine organizing your whole life around a movie whose central point you missed.
Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino "also revered Starship Troopers, Robert Heinlein's 1959 military sci-fi classic about an interstellar war between humans and alien bugs - a book his sister says he still reads to this day."
November 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
#1 0% financing for residential solar and heat pumps
#2 Local tax incentives for commercial solar and/or VPP battery systems
#3 Moderate point-in-time electric pricing for commercial and non-subsidized residential
You are a random Dem running in 2026 -- say, for some House seat in some swing state. You're on local media. You're asked: "what are three reasons that energy prices are rising & what are three things you'd like to do to bring them down?" What's your answer?
November 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
In blue states they sometimes now charge for the McChicken. It's actually God's gift and comes down for free from the sky at sunset on Wednesday nights
Trump dances after wrapping up his speech to McDonald's franchise owners
November 18, 2025 at 12:37 AM
WAR ON CHRISTMAS ALERT
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:

"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM